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That means I've got to remove the Pizza Elemental stuff from my "favourite PC games" stuff, meaning I'll have to figure out another reason why I like Quest for Glory 2...

Actually, whenever I do something stupid (whether I knew about it or not) I usually inflict violence on myself. Doesn't hurt as much as it should, though, but I guess I've got pain to thank for that. Falling off a ladder, landing on my neck (and on a bed), falling off that and landing on my neck against a steel chair... I'm basically a walking catastrophe, I guess. ... And apparently I inflict violence on myself when I'm very angry because of one forum turning an avatar I want into an avatar I used to have. I try to upload an animated one, and instead of that one (2 frames) one of my old avatars (with 11 frames) show up.

That's a bit long, even longer than "shipwrecksauce" or whatever word I think up of. The longest word I can remember is "pulchritudinous".

edited 30th Nov '12 9:41:43 AM by SBaneN

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@ deathy: But... the spoonful of sugar doesn't make the medicine go down. In fact, it does really nasty things to my tongue...

Just floating around...

...Do you know nothing of Mary Poppins?

Liar! :P

Has anyone tried taking a spoonful of sugar while taking medicine, anyway?

Just floating around...

... Nope. :-\

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0_0

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.

Wha- bu- how‽

What are you

Extremely oblivious, apparently.

I blame that and I also blame my hometown, there's a lot of things I actually don't know yet that nobody in Gansbaai speaks of, and Mary Poppins is one of them. I didn't even know what Harry Potter was until sometime earlier this year. Same with Lord of the Rings, Shrek, and a lot of other stuff.

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...We need to educate you...

...

...Then you need to educate your town.

@Bane you should spend more time on the internet. Or, just spend 24/7 with us. You'll learn soon enough.

And I once took a spoonful of sugar with my meds, a very long time ago... there's only so many ways you can get a six year old to swallow a horse pill, you know.

People throw things at me sometimes.

I always wondered why they didn't just make the pills smaller and instruct you to take more at a time. They could probably up their profits that way.

I have a security recording of the foyer monster's containment, if anyone needs it.

edited 30th Nov '12 12:31:46 PM by OfficerHotPantsMV

Are you a virgin because you watch anime, or do you watch anime because you're a virgin???

Most people in Gansbaai would rather kill me. I'm basically the most hated person there. I'm used to most of the torment I had received, but being killed would be a bad idea.

Much as I would like to spend 24/7 online, that's a bit impossible. Curse the small houses that people build nowadays... I spend as much time on the Internet as I can though, but that's a bit hard when a slow Internet speed is even slower as a result of the weather... This entire day I can't even go to my own forums without having to wait for 10 minutes for the entire thing to load.

EDIT: Getting ninja'd proves that nobody is safe anywhere from ninjas. Ninjas are everywhere. No-one is safe. Not even someone who got bored enough to memorize something that normal people wouldn't even think of memorizing.

edited 30th Nov '12 12:26:52 PM by SBaneN

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*Offers hugs.*

Oh, we'll be safe from ninjas. We have a pet one. His name is Rigo.

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.

-pats Bane on the head- It'll be okay

will Rigo protect us from the zombies too?

People throw things at me sometimes.

He probably created the zombies in all fairness.

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.

-shakes fists at the sky- RIIGOOOO!

People throw things at me sometimes.

Yep?

Shit, it worked.

Well, who called? Was someone ranting about ninjas and my zombies? Actually, unrelated to anything, has anyone seen Ricky? I may have forgotten to feed him last night.

What's this about zombies?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

My zombies spefifically. I thought I left them all in a closet somewhere...

RICKY!

Oh you little scamper you.

Has anyone seen my liver? I'm not too worried. I can just grab a spare from the organ pile, but I was rather attached to the one I had.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.

Oh... was that yours? I kinda, euh... it's in the oven. I was getting hungry, and the pizza thing's starting to look like it's not happening, and, you know.

...well, this is awkward.

People throw things at me sometimes.