Wow, lots of stuff...

Anyways, welcome!

Hi, Troll Post! Happy Lulz Hunting!

Weird. I saw one of that person's posts troll posted in another thread, but the one here was still up.

Who? Ah, well.

A ban evader who had managed to go unnoticed for a while.

That's all.

Just the facts

1. hi
2. how are you
3. i'm Magic Laser

1. Welcome to TV Tropes!

2. Pizza's in the Foyer.

3. Pizza has most likely gone bad by now. How about some ice cream instead?

*leans back through the doorway*

Gone bad is, uh... *dodges a cheese-covered chair* Gone bad is an accurate—if inadequate—term. *raises cheesey chair, cracks whip* Back in your box, you!

edited 27th Nov '12 11:54:13 AM by OfficerHotPantsMV

We really need to look into getting new pizzas.

Those cost money. Screw that.

-puts some digiorno in the freezer-

Hey, at least these are better than the last batch. They got so moldy that they became physically impossible, and turned into black holes.

Which, sadly, was still an improvement.

Anyway, Magic Laser...

1. You are welcomed.
2. Do not eat the pizza, or you may go insane.
3. You might not be able to eat the pizza anyway, as the foyer may not actually be real. Come to think of it, the universe might not be real. The only evidence I have of the universe continuing to exist is the word of strangers on the internet, if such a thing actually exists, and the people on it aren't just lying, which they might very well be, as for all I know they're penguins, and penguins always lie.

Okay, I'm done contemplating my naval. So, yeah, welcome.

edited 27th Nov '12 12:56:29 PM by Speedchesser

I think we scared him off...

I think it's about time we get some fresher pizza. Possibly some cheesy bread as well. With ALL the dipping sauces.

It's just going to go bad again. No one can ever find the foyer. Except for whoever keeps putting the pizza there, of course.

Think we should make a page labeled "The Foyer", with a picture of pizza on it?

Ah, but then does that make the foyer real? Can that really be considered the TRUE foyer, given that the foyer supposedly existed BEFORE the page? Would we have to call it "The New Foyer"?

Now, as for the pizza. I think the lack of good pizza is a very serious problem. We should start investing some money on new pizzas.

But this is a time of austerity and budget cuts.

Why do we have to invest money in pizza, when that money could be invested in prettier posts?

But, dude, Pizza! :D

Hello everyone, I'm rhos or Lucy or whatever you want to call me. I've been lurking the forums for a while now but I never really got around to posting, so I don't know if I count as new or not... but anyway, yeah, sup everyone :3

WELCOME AND HELLO!

Enjoy yoursefl!

Well, hello there, Rhos

Yo, welcome. Don't trust Hopey.

Wait... by lurking around the forums do you mean you've already seen our conversations? Because there's a totally reasonable explanation for my behaviour, I swear.

edited 28th Nov '12 10:04:13 AM by SlendidSuit