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  • In Hamster's Paradise, the baywulves (the second group of sapient species to evolve) talk with short sentences that contain few verbs.

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  • Polandball, particularly because the first creators were not native English speakers.
    • Later it becomes a rule that any countryball which doesn't speak English as native language automatically speaks "broken English".

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  • Honest Trailers did the trailer for Moonfall in short and often broken caveman-like English to highlight how dumb the movie is. ("Director Roland Emmerich hate world. His movies make everything explode. But with nothing left on Earth to boom, now, he blow up... Moon.")

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  • LOLCats has pictures of cats with words meant to be the dialogue of the cats that is written in this syntax with spelling errors as well. A famous example is the popular "I can Haz Cheezburger" meme. This is added to make the cats seem dumb and/or cute.
  • YOU AT FINAL BOSS. HE GIANT LICH ON TOP OF TOWER. YOU WANT KILL HIM.
  • The "You see Ivan" meme, originally from S.T.A.L.K.E.R., features (presumably) Russians applying Insane Troll Logic and Testosterone Poisoning to weapons in bad English.
    You see Ivan
    when hold pistol like rifle
    you shall never shoot the inaccurate
    for fear of shooting fingers

    Observe Vladimir,
    when hold rifle like pistol
    you STRONGER than recoil
    for fear of hitting face.
  • Ivan Chesnokov uses similar language to express his views on the modification of Russian-made guns.
    WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

    OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF RIFLE OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO?

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