You No Take Candle / Web Original

  • As Strong Bad points out in one of his e-mails, Strong Mad has a very "tenuous grasp on the English language". Not to mention that Strong Mad tends to yell almost everything to near incoherent levels.
    Strong Bad: Hey, Strong Mad. What's...uh..what's my favorite movie?
    Strong Mad: GARBLEDINA!
    Strong Mad: I'M A WEB SITE!
  • I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
    • Somewhat justified in that house cats aren't the brightest creatures, especially as kittens. (Which just makes all of lolcats/icanhascheezburger.com even funnier)
      • Cats aren't very bright? You try getting a human to house you, feed you and generally adore you, while you generally treat them with contempt.
  • Used for horror in Instruction for a Help and the explanation.
    Human The Bodie is wonderful thing. It is is made from MEAT.
  • Polandball, particularly because the first creators were not native English speakers.
  • YOU AT FINAL BOSS. HE GIANT LICH ON TOP OF TOWER. YOU WANT KILL HIM.
  • SCP Foundation:
  • The "You see Ivan" meme, originally from Stalker, features (presumably) Russians applying Insane Troll Logic and Testosterone Poisoning to weapons in bad English.
    You see Ivan
    when hold pistol like rifle
    you shall never shoot the inaccurate
    for fear of shooting fingers

    Observe Vladimir,
    when hold rifle like pistol
    you STRONGER than recoil
    for fear of hitting face.
  • Ivan Chesnokov uses similar language to express his views on the modification of Russian-made guns.
    WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

    OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF RIFLE OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO?

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