History YouNoTakeCandle / WebOriginal

3rd Jan '17 10:42:07 AM Chabal2
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* [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP]]-[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811 811]]: "Dockty. What want?"

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[[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP]]-[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811 811]]: "Dockty. What want?"want?"
** And of course, Captain Strelnikov's legendary training manual, [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Killing the Enemies And His Family Too]].
* The "You see Ivan" meme, originally from ''{{VideoGame/Stalker}}'', features (presumably) Russians applying InsaneTrollLogic and TestosteronePoisoning to weapons in bad English.
--> You see Ivan\\
when hold pistol like rifle\\
you shall never shoot the inaccurate\\
for fear of shooting fingers\\
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Observe Vladimir,\\
when hold rifle like pistol\\
you STRONGER than recoil\\
for fear of hitting face.
* [[http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php Ivan Chesnokov]] uses similar language to express his views on the modification of Russian-made guns.
--> WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!\\
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OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF RIFLE OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO?\\
15th Dec '15 8:07:20 PM FF32
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* [[SCPFoundation SCP]]-[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811 811]]: "Dockty. What want?"

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* [[SCPFoundation [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP]]-[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811 811]]: "Dockty. What want?"
6th Jul '15 5:17:08 PM nombretomado
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* [[{{Lolcats}} I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?]]

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* [[{{Lolcats}} [[WebOriginal/LOLCats I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?]]
13th Sep '13 3:45:31 PM GenkiMan
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* [[SCPFoundation SCP]]-[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811 811]]: "Dockty. What want?"
29th Mar '13 12:02:18 PM BCTheEntity
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* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouAtFinalBoss YOU AT FINAL BOSS. HE GIANT LICH ON TOP OF TOWER. YOU WANT KILL HIM.]]
3rd Jan '13 6:25:13 AM igordebraga
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* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/polandball Polandball]], particularly because the first creators were not native English speakers.
28th Aug '12 1:53:41 PM CaveCat
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* As [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]] points out in one of his e-mails, Strong Mad has a very "tenuous grasp on the English language". Not to mention that Strong Mad tends to yell almost everything to near incoherent levels.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Hey, Strong Mad. What's...uh..what's my favorite movie?
-->'''Strong Mad:''' GARBLEDINA!
** This is {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in one instance in which he clearly asks, "Did you just say parakeet?" to a hyperactive Strong Sad.
** [[RuleOfFunny While inhaling helium doesn't make Strong Mad's voice change]], somehow siphoning bandwidth from a garden hose ([[MST3KMantra don't ask...]]) does, though he's still rather incoherent.
-->'''Strong Mad:''' I'M A WEB SITE!
* [[{{Lolcats}} I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?]]
** Somewhat justified in that house cats aren't the brightest creatures, especially as kittens. (Which just makes all of lolcats/icanhascheezburger.com even funnier)
*** Cats aren't very bright? ''You'' try getting a human to house you, feed you and generally adore you, while you generally treat them with contempt.
* Used for horror in [[http://www.somethingawful.com/series/34.php Instruction for a Help]] and [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/instruction-for-america.php the explanation]].
-->Human The Bodie is wonderful thing. It is is made from ''[[color:red:MEAT]].''
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