The world is a pretty strange place. Some of us would like to keep it from getting worse. I'm Diana Nox. I seek out and get rid of strange phenomena so normal people can live their normal lives. This may sound weird, but I find that the quickest way to drain supernatural energy is, well... To fuck it out. That's why the others in my order call me... Black Hole.
— From the first comic page.
Black Hole
is a webcomic created by Doctor Glasgow, author of Ennui GO! and Rainbow Skies Forever. Set within the universe of the former comic, this one details the escapades of Diana Nox, a witch and paranormal investigator who travels the country hunting down various otherworldly threats and drains their power through having sex with them. Yeah, it's that kind of webcomic.
It is currently hosted on ComicFury. Be warned; much like its predecessor, it is very NSFW but it is censored for the general public.
Not to be confused with the 1995-2005 comic book limited series by Charles Burns. For real black holes, go here.
Black Hole provides examples of:
- Become a Real Boy: One story, "Paizucchio", has Diana meet a deceased woodworker's grandson who inherited a living puppet woman, who was created to be his friend/playmate when he was much younger (as to how she looks older despite being a puppet, it's because the grandfather made her a new body every few years). The grandson contacted Diana to help remove Paizucchio's curse, where her breasts would grow whenever she lies. The puppet also desires to be a real girl and so does the grandson, who admits that he wants to marry her but can't since she is a puppet.
- Chubby Chaser: The man the ghost possessed in the "Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good" arc reveals himself to be one; when the latter expresses doubt that he actually wants to have sex with her since she's fat, the former tells her otherwise.Man: Listen, I always say there are two kinds of guys out there. Guys into fat chicks, and liars.
- Crossover: "Crisis on Two Comics" sets up a crossover between Black Hole and Doctor Glasgow's other webcomic Ennui GO!, in which Diana is recruited by Izzy and (grudgingly) Len to assist them in dealing with the Gardeners.
- Crossover-Exclusive Villain: "Crisis on Two Comics" has the Gardeners, a sinister sex cult led by a female leader named Mother Rose, who desires to become a god.
- Cultural Rebel: The "Little Fish-Girl" story introduces a fishgirl who, unlike most members of her race, doesn't want to seduce a human and then leave; she wants to stay with them and be part of their world. Of course, that doesn't stop her from straight up having sex with them anyway.
- Guy on Guy Is Hot: In the "Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good" arc, Diana comes across a man possessed by a ghost that's making him come on to men despite the fact the man himself isn't actually gay. It's revealed that the ghost in question was an anime fangirl who died from "con plague" complications before she ever got to lose her virginity. She wanted to experience sex for the first time before moving on to the afterlife. As to why she possessed this guy in particular...Man: If you wanted to fuck a guy, why'd you possess one?
Ghost Girl: Yaoi is hot.
Diana: I'm starting to get why you died a virgin, hun. - Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Diana, upon realizing that Tilly the cow-lady's magic milk is still quite powerful and thus should not be sold to anyone, gives her the idea of becoming a superhero. Thus, Tilly takes the identity of "Milk Maid". Unfortunately, as her fellow investigator points out, crime has gone up since Tilly's hero career started as criminals allow themselves to get caught by her so they can drink her breast milk.
- Parody Sue: The last problem Diana has to deal with in volume 2 is a Mary Sue. They're depicted here as Reality Warpers born from humans with untapped magic potential and who end up acting like stereotypical Mary Sue characters; the one Diana faces constantly angsts about her clumsiness and convoluted backstory.
- Pixellation: Like Ennui GO!, Black Hole is released to the public with genitals and female nipples covered by digital mosaics. You have to be a member of Doctor Glasgow's Patreon to get the comic uncensored.
- Rescue Romance: The Little Fish-Girl rescues a Key Manati MP seaman from a shipwreck before eventually seducing him. Later on, she ends up saving both him and his (female) captain from a magically created storm. The three soon start a polyamorous relationship together.
- Rescue Sex: After being saved by Petroleum Man in "Gratitude", Diana decides to repay him with sex. Of course, he more-or-less expected something more mundane (like getting a cup of coffee) but he isn't complaining.
- Sex Magic: As mentioned in the Opening Narration, Diana uses tantric magic to take care of supernatural and paranormal problems, specifically through having sexual intercourse with them to drain away their energy.
- Temporal Paradox: In the first comic story, Diana deals with a time-displaced caveman. After sending him back to his proper time, Diana inadvertently changes history due to teaching the caveman modern concepts of sexual relations and apparel (i.e. kissing, the missionary position and wearing lingerie) and him introducing those concepts to his mate.
- Terminator Impersonator: In the "The Young Man of Mystery" arc, a naked, stoic Killer Robot from the future traveled to the present on a mission to kill someone. That someone being Nathan Slater, Izzy, Darcy and Tanya's son.
