The music Harry plays when he "rocks the fuck out" is Level 13 on Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal HardnessThe Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal Hardness page states that "Anything beyond 11 = Noise." This implies that there is, indeed, a Level 12, but none of the
This story was actually written by one or more of the members of Dethklok, under an aliasProbably not one of the Scandinavians, unless it was a collaboration, since the author seems to have a better grasp of English than Skwis and Toki do.
- Given Skwis has expressed interest in Harry Potter before, he may have written this and then had Charles find a translator/editor for him. Perhaps he's Eloquent In His Native Tongue.
This story is true.
- If it is, my life now has meaning.
This story can defeat CthulhuThe insanity caused by this story's plot is so awesome, and so mind-warping, not even Cthulhu can face it. On a related note...
The book Harry's reading is the NecronomiconAdmit it, a book with pages made of lasers and letters made of headless women making godless love with dragons made of motorcycles would drive all but the unworthy mad. The author knows that's what the Necronomicon's like, because he read it shortly before writing this fanfic.
Rape Radbury is Slender ManHe's got the height, the lack of a face, the suit and the ability to appear out of nowhere. It's entirely possible Harry is capable of having reasonable conversations with Slendy because Harry simply can't become any more crazy. Additionally, the "critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact" is in fact his mythos, which originally he published as a series of novels before Self-Fulfilling Prophecy took over.
Rape Radbury wrote this fanfic.Think about it- it says that everything he writes comes true, no questions asked. So if he wanted to write complete craziness, it'd still happen.
The story nearly triggered Spiral Nemesis.That's the reason it ends abruptly after Harry spits the thumbwater at the old man. It got so mindbreakingly awesome, the universe couldn't handle it continuing. Either that, or Anti-Spirals just killed the author.
- Jossed; there's an eighth chapter after it now.
The Old Man who removes his head is inducting Harry into full godhood.Harry has become such an obscenely powerful Physical God that he is captured by a mysterious Inquisition, and is then taken into a deep and fiery Hell to test his true physical strength. Upon emerging from the Hell, he is given a choice of creature that will undyingly serve him. Given Harry's nature, all the creatures are horrific mutants. The Old Man is the mighty god and creator of the universe, or else lives on an entirely separate plane of existence.
Fuckslayer has a mind of it's ownAnd it's controlling all Harry's actions.
The story is set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.Because It is the only possible setting matching this fanfic level of violence and sheer audacity. Harry and Dobby even sport a skull adorned space armor with GROINSAWS ATTACHED TO THEM.
- Continuing on this, maybe it was an Angry Marine's attempt at Fan Fiction? It would explain the groinsaws and "killing the fuck out of" things.
Fuckslayer contains The Music from Soul MusicJust as an above WMG suggests, maybe Fuckslayer is in control. Just like The Music from Soul Music. It overpowered Harry, but mutated, and thus making him evil.
This story is the fan fiction equivalent of SpiderlandThe story and the album are very similar. They share the same unnerving, dark imagery, the same disjointed feel. And both seem to be contain separate stories dealing with insane events and people.
This story is entirely canon.It was written by JK Rowling under an alias, and was there to show what would happen if Harry Potter decided to use his powers for unspeakable evil. She knew if she would publish it under her own name and publicly, she'd cause a public outroar, so she instead took the alias 'Secondpillow'. Thirty Hs isn't even bad. It's actually good. Not even So Bad, It's Good, but genuinely good.
The person who made this is perfectly sane.He's just so sane that he thought that he needed to dumb the story down cause he didn't think the populace would like one of his complicated stories.
The story takes place in the imagination of a bored Lowe's employee.Y'know, kind of like how Ziltoid the Omniscient was inside the head of a bored Starbuck's employee. That explains the groinsaws, Voldemort hurling hardware store items, and some other things like that. I bet the next unofficial sequel ends with the employee being snapped out of the daydream by his local Jimmie Johnson cutout spewing confetting.