Funny: Thirty Hs
It'd be so easy to say the entire fic was one. But let's go over it, shall we?
- The groinsaw.
- The rape ape.
- Especially the passage, "His people once graced the canopy, their penile digits proudly grasping the vines as they swung through the night, their hundreds of sweaty simian dongs trailing a now-fetid memory in the rape ape's watering eye." The mental image is either hilarious or Squick.
- Ray Bradbury's expy's appearance. His rather random demonization, plus his gratuitous comments on incest and racism, take the cake.
- Spinning wonder turbine!
- Pretty much anything that Harry does that involves the word "fuck" in it.
- Dumbledore's name constantly changing is a Crowning Running Gag of Funny.
- "Harry, you must rock the fuck out."
- And, of course, manwithoutabody's reading of it.
- "If a whale tries to sell you a pumpkin, don't."
- "Accept only the American cockstitution."