WMG: CSA: The Confederate States of America

Fauntroy's test results were rigged.
There was a news report on how mistakes were made in DNA tests. What if those WEREN'T mistakes? What if someone had swapped Fauntroy's test results to get an outcome they wanted? All the major parties had motivation:

  • Democrats: If 'negative results' meant 'no black ancestry', then this would be used to further discredit the Republicans.

  • Republicans: If 'negative results' meant 'not pure white', then THEY would be the ones to do the discrediting, specifically of Fauntroy for passing, and of the Democrats for hypocrisy in letting someone pass right under their noses.

  • JBU: If 'negative results' meant 'not pure white', well, they'd use the opportunity to question 'well, if Fauntroy, scion of the most influential political family in the CSA, was unknowingly passing this whole time, who ELSE could be passing and not know it' and cause chaos.

Either of the latter two would eventually lead to the abolition of slavery, the Democrat scenario would cement their power for years. However, what they didn't count on were the voters believing 'guilty until proven innocent' and causing Fauntroy to lose the election, and subsequently commit suicide. Whoever did the swap felt remorse and left a 'tip' to the Proven White group that some test results might be false.

The building that houses the Lincoln Memorial in our timeline houses the Davis Memorial in the CSA timeline.
Seems a logical leap.

The slave that plays Cleofus in That's My Boy! is mentally retarded.
The Hollywood producers would want a slave that's pliable and easily manipulated, and-above all-won't realize that he isn't really free, or won't question it. (I highly doubt they'd actually FREE a slave just for a TV show.)

Fauntroy the First's wife was infertile.
If what Horace said was true, why go to such risks to take in the light skinned slave children and pass them as part of the family? Because his legal wife couldn't have children. So they chose one of their slaves-Horace's great-great grandmother-and used her more or less as a broodmare to give Fauntroy children that he could pass as white and legitimate. (It's very likely that Horace's ancestress was herself lightskinned, and possibly the result of a union between a slave and a white man, either by a previous slave owner that was from before 'the beginning', or from a friend of Fauntroy's ancestor if he let his friends have his slaves for fun.)

Lindsay was a spy.
As pointed out elsewhere, if Fauntroy had won the election, he would have caused a devastating war between the US and Canada, and remember, the CSA DOES have the bomb. Either Britain, worried about what the impact of the war would be on their relations with Canada, sent one of their spies to uncover something to discredit Fauntroy with, or Canada enlisted a British-born spy to do the same. Either way, the documentary was their guise to get in the country.

  • This explains why the documentary is so poorly produced. It merely mentions a few key events then devotes a whole section solely to Fauntroy without mentioning his opponent whatsoever. It could also be a JBU plot to discredit the CSA altogether (like the first WMG suggests) and Fauntroy was merely the pawn they choose.
    • The movie IRL is an odd tribute to Walter E. Fauntroy, a Black activist.
The Soviet Union is the world's dominant power.
Without U.S. interference in Europe, the Soviets "liberated" the whole continent. France, Spain, Italy, Portugal, and the rest of western Europe are Soviet satellites. The blatant racism of the C.S.A. makes communism look good, so the U.K. and Canada are Soviet allies and the Summit Nations is headquartered in Moscow. In real life, Soviet propaganda tried to win over Third World countries by portraying the U.S. as racist. In this world, the Soviets used the same strategy to greater effect. Africa and Asia are mostly, if not entirely, composed of Soviet satellites. Without the Cold War to motivate them, glasnost and perestroika never happened and there was no fall of communism.
  • There will be Perestroika and fair trade between the Soviet Union, China, Canada and Britain, just like in Real Life Between China and the States in 1980s.

The movie is set in the Mirror Universe from Star Trek.
Because why not.

You just know some racists saw this movie, took it at face value, and lamented that this was not a reality; only reason I can't confirm or Joss it is that I don't want to give their websites hits.

  • Seconded.

Fauntroy knew he was passing.
Otherwise, why would he refuse to take a DNA test until he was forced to; if he knew he was purely white then he'd have nothing to hide, now would he?
  • It's partly about pride and partly about politics. Fauntroy (ultimately wrongly, as we find out) decided it would be better to stand on principle and not submit to a test, because submitting to the test inherently acknowledges there was a reason to take the test and thus something to prove.

If the Fauntroys have black ancestry, then they are in for sheer hell.
Thanks to the one drop rule, every single Fauntroy that can trace his/her ancestry to John Ambrose Fauntroy I is going to be promptly sold into slavery. And imagine if they got sold to a former friend who'd be willing to mistreat them or have to interact with their former slaves, who might be willing to taunt them. I'll bet Fauntroy V won't be the only one willing to commit suicide.

The women that married into the family won't fare much better either, thanks to the sexist culture they'd be seen as tainted at best. Best they could hold out for is ostracism, worst is imprisonment or perhaps slavery as well.

The men that married into the family? Honestly they'd come out on top in this matter, nothing would really happen to them. Wouldn't shock me if they were sold or given their 'wife' and children as slaves.

MAYBE someone would be willing to smuggle a few into Canada but given how quickly the public turned on Fauntroy V when they just thought he was black they'd probably not risk it.

South Africa sells slaves to the Confederacy
South Africa is the Confederacy's last friend on the international stage. Assuming apartheid didn't end there (which is probably necessary for a country in Africa to still be on good terms with a white supremacist country that keeps black people as slaves), upper-class South African whites could be selling native South African blacks into slavery in the Confederacy. It might even help to preserve apartheid, reducing the pressure on South African society from inside the nation as agitators are enslaved and shipped overseas to a country where those blacks will be made helpless by the Confederate institution of black slavery, and more importantly to somewhere they can't disrupt South African life or convince other black people to rebel against their second class status. This may even be used as a threat, to further reduce the chance of the native Africans rebelling. It makes money, reduces police costs, improves relations with the last country still talking to South Africa, and keeps two nasty nations going whether the rest of the world likes it or not.

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