Video Game / Golden Freddy's Debauchery Simulator

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Golden Freddy's Debauchery Simulator is a Recursive Fan-Game based on Five Nights at Fuckboy's, a series of comedic Ruder and Cruder/Denser and Wackier games based on Five Nights at Freddy's, all made in RPG Maker. As the title suggests, Golden Freddy is the main protagonist this time around, going on his own night of debauchery he sorely missed back during his Fredbear days.

The second game, Golden Freddy's Debauchery Simulator 1986, takes place right after Act 2 in 3, with Springtrap and Golden Freddy dying in the flames of Fazbears Fright to end up in purgatory with Frooby (Nightmare Freddy). After convincing Frooby to revive him, Golden Freddy finds himself in 1986 to begin his quest of debauchery.

ENGAGE THE TROPE LIST MOTHERFUCKER

• Afterlife Angst: Played for Laughs. Frooby reaped the spirits of Golden Freddy and Springtrap to save them for going to hell, so instead of getting pitchforks up their asses for their Jerkass behaviour, they're playing board games with Frooby for the rest of time. A less enthused Springtrap responds thusly with "fuck my afterlife", while Golden Freddy notes how boring it all is after some time passes.
  Golden Freddy: AND BY THAT I MEAN IT FUCKING SUCKS.
• And There Was Much Rejoicing: Springtrap dies off following Freddy's arrival in night 3. Golden Freddy's response to the news? At first, a simple "Oh..." that's soon followed by a "Thank fuck". And that's not getting into him disrespecting Springtrap's corpse.
• Artifact Title: Inverted. The original Five Nights at Fuckboy's games don't take place within five nights like its sources, outside of a one-off time skip gag in the first. But both games, despite not being named as such, actually stick closer to the series formula by having the events and quests divide up into five nights.
• Back from the Dead: The plot of 1986 kicks off with Golden Freddy being revived to live in 1986 thanks to Frooby. Springtrap follows suit for the second night, but is later unceremoniously Killed Off for Real by the third. Refurbished Freddy himself returns to the land of the living in his new godly state come night three.
• Bag of Spilling: Upon revival in 1986, Golden Freddy deliberately leaves behind all his prior equipment in a present box upon starting his week of debauchery "so as to keep things fair".
• Been There, Shaped History: Apparently, several or more of the banged-up animatronics in the 80's ended up the way they are because of Golden Freddy in some fashion or another:
  • Toy Foxy ended up in her mangled state after G. Freddy forced her to use the sex toy he got (Bonnie's severed head), going as far as to damage her "sensitive physical form" all because she declined his offer.
  • Bonnie's head was forcibly taken from him for looking "esoteric" enough to be used as a sex toy for Toy Foxy, with the face being practically reduced to his endoskeleton after the above was done and his head returned.
  • Chica gets mutilated for saying her catchphrase to Golden in an increasingly possessed-like manner.
• Call-Back: Springtraps first words to Frooby first appearing being "are you supposed to be a shitty fan character or something", the same quote he gave to an endoskeleton boss.
• Canon Foreigner: Frooby and his gang, effectively Five Nights at Freddy's 4's Nightmare Animatronics without their full title or names. The original FNaFB canon never featured the aforementioned game in any fashion, even in the Complete Collection.
• Catchphrase Interruptus: 80's Chica can barely get out her "devour my hot bird ass freddy" line in night 1 without forcibly being stopped by G. Freddy slapping her.
• Comically Missing the Point: Apparently, Golden Freddy never knew what the proper definition of debauchery was, and assumed (based on what the animatronics typically do in the series) that it consists of destroying cameras, having only learned what it was thanks to a Dictionary lying around.
• Desecrating the Dead: After Springtrap dies (and G. Freddy rejoices), his corpse can be repeatedly kicked without restraint by mashing the interact button. The only practical application doing so are a set amount of items dropping at certain intervals.
  Golden Freddy: ENGAGE THE DISRESPECTING OF THE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
• Game-Over Man: Cranky Kong, as per usual for this fan-game series, except this time he's depicted like Golden Freddy, yellow all over with black eyes and red pupils. When defeating Golden Cranky Kong in 1986, he ends up losing that position, with the role being passed on to someone else. That someone being Teddie.
• Never My Fault: After dying and finding himself in purgatory with Golden Freddy due to pulling a fiery Taking You with Me against them, Springtrap naturally blames the latter for ruining Fazbear's Fright for them. Golden Freddy is quick to call them out for causing the fire and subsequent death, with Springtrap still deflecting blame.
  Springtrap: gangsta rap made me do it
  Golden Freddy: I DID NOT RUIN FREDDY FUCKBOY'S FRIGHT FOR SPRINGTRAP. SPRINGTRAP RUINED FREDDY FUCKBOY'S FRIGHT FOR SPRINGTRAP.
  Springtrap: no i still think you ruined it
• Insurmountable Waist-Height Fence: For the first night of 1986, G. Freddy's access to the left side party rooms are blocked by signposts, which are easily removed by 80's Freddy after he's bargained by the former to "reveal the shroud of mysteries".
• The Load: Springtrap in 1986, after getting revived in night two, tags along Golden Freddy's quest of debauchery, to the ire of the latter, as he's not only got terrible stats that prevent him from surviving, he can't attack at all — preferring to be a complete Pokey and be as unhelpful as possible. He's at least serviceable in using items or as a one-hit meat shield, but he doesn't get any better than that.
• Loophole Abuse: Frooby can't just simply revive Golden Freddy without angering Mr. Cawthon over ruining the timeline, but after some insistence from the latter, realized that while he can't bring him back to life into the time, he could bring him back outside the timeline, since (according to him, anyways) Scott doesn't know of 1986 in terms of scope. Regardless of the long-term problems this brings, G. Freddy is now living again to engage a week of debauchery.
• Mundane Solution: How the left side party rooms blocked by signposts are dealt with, according to 80's Freddy.
  80's Freddy: i just removed the signs, it's not that fucking hard.
• Shout-Out: When Springtrap is G. Freddy's partner for the second night in 1986, he adopts the same behaviour as Pokey from EarthBound — that is to say, being The Load whenever the attack option for him is selected.
• Sophisticated as Hell: Golden Freddy is a deep-voiced animatronic that speaks in a wordy but nonetheless eloquent way most of the time. That being said, he's not immune to having vulgar dialogue, and there's his interaction with Toy Chica to aid in his quest:
  Golden Freddy: I REQUIRE THAT YOU SUPPLY ME WITH THE "SEX" THAT IS NECESSARY TO COMPLETING THE TRIFECTA OF DEBAUCHERY
• There Are Two Kinds of People in the World: In 1986, a resurrected BB gives this philosophy:
  Balloon Boy: There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who obey me, and dead people. And I hate them both.

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I FUCKING DID IT EAT MY SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POT HOLE
Springtrap: its the-
Golden Freddy: I KNOW ITS THE YMMV PAGE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CANT A YELLOW BEAR REHASH OLD JOKES IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE

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