Just picture me looking like this. It's actually pretty accurate.
Genki Girl Occidental Otaku teenage Troper who is a massive Kawaiiko. Slightly insane, but no less adorable.
Tropes That Describe Me (if I were fictional)
- Adorkable: I'm an Occidental Otaku with an insane streak a mile long.
- All Girls Want Bad Boys: I sure do! Most of the male fictional characters I have crushes on are either Stock Shonen Rivals or Ax-Crazy white-haired boys. I tend to fall in love with people (of both genders) who bully me, and I once dated an older Goth guy with a drug habit who only dated me in order to fix me and never actually loved me.
- Ambiguous Disorder: I have been diagnosed with a few disorders, but I show a lot of symptoms of others.
- Apologizes a Lot: My default response to most things is to apologize. There have been times where I have apologized for apologizing.
- Big Beautiful Woman: I'm a little bit chubs.
- Brainy Brunette: A pretty good student.
- Character Tics: My head uncontrollably twitches a lot.
- Clingy Jealous Girl / Yandere: I'm pretty clingy towards people I like, and often threaten them if I even think they're trying to leave me. Mainly due to a Friendless Background.
- Creepy Loner Girl: I have long, messy hair and No Social Skills.
- Creepy Shadowed Undereyes: I have them and they are adorable.
- Cult: Was a former member of a pseudo-cult started by an upperclassman of mine as a child.
- Delicate and Sickly: I feel excruciating pain whenever I move due to Amplified Musculoskeletal Pain Syndrome and an Incurable Cough of Death due to...I don't know.
- Demonic Head Shake: I suffer from involuntary head twitches which tend to look like this.
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: Natch.
- Everybody Hates Mathematics: I have dyscalculia.
- Fangirl: In spades.
- Friendless Background: I spent most of my life with very few friends, being bullied horribly, and the few friends I had abandoning me. I have more friends now, but I'm also extremely clingy.
- Genki Girl: I'm pretty energetic.
- Gratuitous Japanese: I used "kawaii" a lot. Just look at my username!
- Kawaiiko: I try very hard to look cute. A lot of people think I'm a 'burikko', though.
- Looks Like Cesare: Yes I do.
- No Social Skills: I have NO idea how to communicate.
- Occidental Otaku: I like everything Japanese.
- The Ophelia: Former cult member, bullied at school, bipolar, and all-around Moe. For bonus points in a middle school production I played the original Ophelia as a Moe Shrinking Violet. Also, I fit the looks too, having long, disheveled hair, big eyes, and a sickly appearance.
- Perverse Sexual Lust: I have this for various fictional characters, usually Shorttanks, Baronesses, and angsty rivals.
- Pet-Peeve Trope: Boyfriend-Blocking Dad and My Sister Is Off-Limits, because normally it just looks abusive, as well as Thinly-Veiled Dub Country Change because it comes off as quite blatantly xenophobic. I also don't like Fetishized Abusers or villains with "I couldn't be happy so I'm gonna ruin it for everyone else" motives.
- "Shaggy Frog" Story: I make up a lot of stories, and a LOT of them end up being this.
- Shorttank: I've got the style and the attitude.
- Tsundere: I can be pretty mean to people I like.
- Unlucky Childhood Friend: I had a childhood friend who I knew since first grade who was two years older than me (and despite us being Westerners, mirrored a Senpai/Kōhai relationship). I was also in love with them. Said childhood friend ended up going completely insane as we got older. They would also ignore my calls and texts often, which led to me arguing with and screaming at them to come back. And they usually did. Until one day, they finally left me by blocking my number and socials, and getting their boyfriend to say that they don't want to see me again.
- Unrequited Tragic Maiden: For my childhood friend.
- Verbal Tic: I have one, you know?
