Tropers: Soapy Troper

Keep it classy.
Why hello there, troper. You might remember me from... actually I've never been in anything that you have seen ...yet. I started my long reign on TV Tropes just before the first Google Incident. I remember the days of yold, gazing at Beyond the Impossible in all its splendour, raging at Nakama, laughing at how people tried to define the difference between Nightmare Fuel and High Octane Nightmare Fuel, even looking upon the destruction of So Yeah... long story short, I've been around the block. Nothing like Fast Eddie, his name be praised, but I'm no noob...

And they said you couldn't win a nuclear war.

Man, I love DEFCON.