Some Guy: Get your mind out of the gutter, Jackass.
Pintsize: I think you have me confused with someone else. I am Dylan Parr, and my mind
is the gutter.
— Something that may or may not have happened...
Greetings, I am Albireo Rakan Faraday, but my friends call me Pintsize!
... Well, ok. That's not my real name. I really wish it was though. Anyways, I'm a long time lurker, and I think after
receiving hours of entertainment, I think it's only fair I give back to
this soul sucking site by becoming a contributor!
My real name is Dylan Parr, I come from
Canada. I'm seventeen years old, short and quite perverted.
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