- Some Guy: Get your mind out of the gutter, Jackass.Pintsize: I think you have me confused with someone else. I am Dylan Parr, and my mind is the gutter.— Something that may or may not have happened...
Greetings, I am Albireo Rakan Faraday, but my friends call me Pintsize!
... Well, ok. That's not my real name. I really wish it was though. Anyways, I'm a long time lurker, and I think after receiving hours of entertainment, I think it's only fair I give back to this soul sucking site by becoming a contributor!
My real name is Dylan Parr, I come from Canada. I'm seventeen years old, short and quite perverted.
Tropes that apply to me
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny! - It's usually get distracted by you, TV Tropes.
- Bi The Way
- Chivalrous Pervert
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander - Sometimes lapse into this.
- Double Entendre - Happens a lot with me
- Fangirl Japanese - Never out loud, but my brain sometimes does it, usually after watching anime.
- Gratuitous Foreign Language - I like greeting people in different languages occasionally.
- Hikikomori - Sorta
- Perverse Sexual Lust - Far more than is healthy. I'd compile a list but I'd be afraid of breaking an intertube.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness - Usually only around idiots. Makes me appear more intelligent than I really am.
- Shrinking Violet
- Trademark Favorite Food - Slushies and Ranch Dressing.
- Yaoi Fanboy and Yuri Fanboy
Favorite Shows/Games/Comics/Books/Et Cetera
Bold indicate series I found via TV Tropes
- Artemis Fowl
- Azumanga Daioh
- Battlestar Galactica
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
- Corner Gas
- El Goonish Shive
- Empowered
- Firefly
- Futurama
- Harry Potter
- Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness - Not usually into Fanfics, however, this one really caught my eye.
- Hayate The Combat Butler
- Heroes
- K On
- Lost
- Mahou Sensei Negima
- Menage A 3
- Misfile
- Neon Genesis Evangelion
- Pokemon
- Questionable Content
- Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
- The Simpsons
- Stargate SG-1
- Suzumiya Haruhi
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
- To Aru Majutsu No Index
- Touhou
- Vocaloid
