Kwab is just a guy doing manly male things... Mostly. He's also a cybersecurity student, and a certified television enthusiast wasting away on this awesomely soul-sucking website. Seriously, what is it with this place?
Unable to enjoy media the same way ever again, Kwab has gone on to write a few less-than great stories. Mainly weird "psychological" ramblings that use verbose language to convey mediocre ideas.
He is also a sucker for 2000s TV shows, for the "nostalgia" (despite being born in the later half of that era). Some of these include: Doctor Who, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Chuck, Psych, Torchwood, and Six Feet Under.
As a guy who is tired of being able to guess plots, Kwab wishes writers would get better at their job or something, and actually make good TV again. Despite this, he agrees some quality stuff has maybe come out recently... Such as Severance and Succession, two shows with stupidly confusable names, the first season of Resident Alien, amazingly funny surreal [adult swim] comedy Smiling Friends, and the TV adaptation of The Last of Us. He also has some strong opinions on the cancellation of what could have been the new era of a "Friends" esque TV Show, Happy Endings. And some more strong opinions on the outcome of the company behind the most innovative cRPG he's ever played, Disco Elysium.
- Character Catch Phrase: Or something.
- All-Blue Entry: Almost guilty of this above.
- Geek Physiques: IRL stickbug.
- Brainy Brunette: He is both a brunet and pretty darn brainy.
- Taught by Television: I mean, come on! Who wasn't?...
- Someday This Will Come in Handy: :(){ :|:& };:
- Nerd Glasses: One of his friends went so far as to edit the nerd emoji onto his face to show the resemblance. 🤓
- Agent Scully: If an alien abducted and mpregged him he would dismiss it as some weird capitalist government VR experience.
- Aside Glance: Guilty of doing this in public whenever something weird happens.
- Screw This I'm Outta Here: Flight or Flight instincts.
- Fan Wank: Subjects his wife to many large paragraphs of text trying to detail and explain the difficult medium that is modern television.
- Deadpan Snarker: It's only the best kind of humor!
- Ad Hominem: "Well you look like toilet paper" or "Maybe math doesn't like you", etc.
- You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!: Says this whenever he gets the chance, see Gen Alpha slang for the variation.
- Everybody Hates Mathematics: Failed 7th grade math and has hated it ever since.
- The Nicknamer: Asshair Stevenson, Meaty Schlong Wielder, Dog Named Stupid, among others.
- Buffy Speak: Y'know the guy with the hair?
- We All Die Someday: It's true.
- Affably Evil: Evil? Me? I'm not evil!
- Overused Running Gag: Literally every single joke he makes.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: ADHD does run in the family
- all lowercase letters: Anywhere else on the internet except for here. Subverted.
- Complaining About Shows You Don't Like: The Sopranos WAS terrible.
- Those Two Guys: Him and his wife.
- True Love See above.
- No Social Skills: It's really, really bad.
- Insistent Terminology: It's hanged not hung if you're talking about suicide.
- Meta Guy: Has an existential crisis every 3 minutes.
- Sarcasm-Blind: Sometimes he is great at sarcasm, other times not so much.
- Proud to Be a Geek: Hell yeah man!
- Motor Mouth: A chronic case of.
