1) Batman would totally cream Superman in a fight.
2) Picard would totally cream Kirk in a fight. And by the by, I happen to be of the feminine persuasion.
This troper shows signs of:
- Bad Ass Bookworm : At least I wanna be. . .
- Berserk Button : If you hear about someone on the news who beats somebody half to death with their own cell phone, it'll probably be me.
- Beware the Nice Ones : See above.
- Dissonant Serenity : It's so much fun to be the only one keeping your head on when everyone else is going crazy. Especially when it drives them crazier.
- Fan Fic : Yes, I am guilty of writing it, but none of the Rule 34 or Perverse Sexual Lust kind.
- Hype Aversion : Avoided Harry Potter for the longest time because of all the hype.
- Hype Backlash : POTC was fun, but it wasn't that good.
- Wild Mass Guessing : The one about Tom Bombadil being the One? That's me. I don't know anything about the Word of God contradicting my theory. La, la, la, can't hear you!