Trope Co: Beehive Barrier
If you can't afford the full-dome barrier, you might still be interested by the retail half-shield.
Tired of being harassed on your way to work by a Giant Space Flea from Nowhere
? Is that Giant Mook
in Marketing always beating you down? That mean old Cyborg Zombie
insist on eating your wristwatch and brain? Well worry no more! To help protect you from these horrible beasties, Trope Co.®
has developed the handy-dandy, super-duper, easy to carry, lovely to use ... Beehive Barrier™
Yes, you too
can be just like other action stars such as Master Chief, Q, and Generic RPG Hero
with your very own Beehive Barrier™
Each barrier is made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of utter protection!
We guarantee each hexagon to have precisely six sides
*. Guaranteed to withstand The Worf Barrage
and intercept a Macross Missile Massacre
, or your money back!
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