All pregnant women are Time Lords.Why? Because they have two hearts inside them.
Jenny Everywhere is a regeneration of Jenny.
Everybody is a time lord, and the human race doesn't exist.everybody is a time lord and we are all just wearing chameleon arches it happened like so, the time lords fearing the time war each individually without telling anyone took experimental chameleon arches went to earth in different time periods of course and put on a chameleon arch not knowing that they were powerful enough to make them and everybody else completely forget about them. they then proceeded to build human civilization and created a closed time loop of becoming human to fit in with humans, which had never existed in the first place, this also explains why time lords and humans look so similar,
Caterpillars are Time LordsThey regenerate into butterflies.
Tadpoles are Time LordsThey regenerate into frogs/toads.
TV Tropes is a Time LordThe ad server is its TARDIS.
Trope-tan is a Time Lord.Her BFQ is her TARDIS. Or possibly the reality-warping fridge.
The Forerunners are the Time Lords.
Any device that allows on to Time Travel beyond July 7, 2007 (whether going forwards or backwards in time)is a TARDIS.Furthermore, since the time travel drug allows one to travel beyond that point and is made from lavender, we must conclude that TARDI Ss are the evolved form of lavender
Anonymous is a Time Lord.If it travels to a time without internet, it forms a collective unconscious, but if it travels to a time with the internet, it can manifest into a collective consciousness. And its TARDIS is an invisible, intangible, part of your brain.
Barbie is a Time LordFirst there was Barbie. Then Skipper (who no one remembers). Then Stacy (who even fewer people remember)(don't ask me how there can be fewer people than no one). Then finally Kelly. What no one realizes is that all these girls are actually the same person, different regenerations of Barbie. Barbie obviously has leet Time Lord skills, as she is able to co-exist with other regenerations on a regular basis. Whether her intentions towards humanity are benevolent or malevolent has yet to be seen.
Earth is actually Gallifrey.For maximum inclusiveness.
There are no such things as Time Lords.Time Lords are just the product of the collabortion of deranged tropers.
All clowns are Time Lords.And their cars are their TARDISes
All cats are Time Lords.It explains the nine lives thing.
Who (from "who's on first) is a Time LordFirst base is TARDIS
The narrator is a Time Lord.As in, the narrator of every TV show, movie, video game, radio series, or what-have-you. That's why he (or she) has a different voice every time. They just want you to think there are different narrators.
God is a Time Lord.Am I the first person to figure this out? God is clearly a Time Lord. He acts Bipolar through much of the Old Testament, meaning he's regenerating and his personality is changing. Then he's a god in human form for a while? Chameleon arc anyone?
You are a Time Lord.It's obvious. Everything is explained by you being a Time Lord. I can't believe you've never Time Lord. It's Time Lord. Time Lord Time Lord Time Lord. Time Lord Time Lord. TARDIS.
The Geico mascot is a Time Lord.Something he has is bigger on the inside, that's his TARDIS.
LEGO!Bruce Wayne is a timelordHis identities include: Satipo, Racer X, Nizam's guard, a Nazi and a Communist. Proof.
All earthworms are Time Lords.They have multiple hearts, and they regenerate if they get hurt.
The Irish are a race of Time Lords.Cos if you look at the Irish census records from 1901 and 1911, many, many, MANY people age much more than 10 years, or age much less than 10 years. And I'm not talking about a year or so difference from what it should be, I'm talking some people are younger on the 1911 census than on the 1901 census.
We are all time Lords.
Everything ever is a Time Lord and possibly a TARDIS.Some TARDIS in whatever happened created existence by exploding. Unfortunately, this break in nonexistence basically broke everything, and now all Time Lord and TARDIS guesses are valid. Since everyone and everything ever has been guessed as a Time Lord and TARDIS... You can see where we're headed here.
All children who are late for school are bigger on the inside.They're all marked "TARDIS".
None of the Time Lords listed ever truly wanted to be Time Lords.Instead, they all wanted to be lumberjacks, leaping from tree to tree...
Everyone is a Time Lord, and every time we have a birthday, we regenerate.We just regenerate into a version of ourselves that is a year older.