Subverted Rhymes in other media.
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Advertising
- A commercial for The WB featuring Michigan J. Frog features this twice:Your love life is in a rut
you're sitting there on your... uh hey nice sofa- And:I'm wanted by every lass
trust me it's a pain in the..
as for the WB[...]
- And:
Anime and Manga
- A famous Tokyo Mew Mew fanart piece◊ released just after the Macekre of the English dub does the "cut off" version:Ichigo: Mew Mew Power, I think I'll pass, your Mew Mew Power can kiss my a—Minto: Ichigo!
- The Samurai Pizza Cats closing does this:Announcer:So, hail to thee, O Pizza Cat! Please ring your little bell!Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like —The Pizza Cats: (in unison) PIZZA CATS!
- One episode of Pokémon: The Series, "Hassle in the Castle", has Team Rocket doing this with their motto.Jessie: To protect us from all that chafing and itching!James: It might finally stop all of Jessie's...complaining!
- A commercial for Sailor Moon aired on the Canadian youth programming channel YTV did this:"And Sailor Venuswhich rhymes with....I can't say that on TV!"
- The English version of Negima! Magister Negi Magi gives us this gem from the cheerleader trio in volume 1."Rickum, rackum, ruckum, ruckum!Throw that ball and really f...fight!"
- From Yu-Gi-Oh! GX:"Rah rah ree,Kick em in the kneeRah rah rut,Kick em in the...other knee"
Electronics
- The voice sample for the "Boing" synthesized voice in Mac OS uses a classic example of this:Spring has sprung
Fall has fell
Winter's here
And it's colder than usual.
Fan Works
- Latias' Journey: Crawdaunt used The Assumption Song, by Arrogant Worms![..]And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch,
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on the shelf
If you think this is dirty, you can go fuck yourself! - Turnabout Storm: Derpy's poem about what she saw on the trial ends with this little verse regarding the prosecutor, Trixie:The prosecutor's put downs were quite rich
But honestly, she was being a big stuck-up...
...Meanie. - "Red Spy," a Team Fortress 2 machinima parody of "Babs Seed".First we thought that Spy was so really really sweet,Another boy to have and a fine piece of work.
- Happened once to Chloe during episode 8 of Pretty Cure Perfume Preppy. Naturally, she was the Austicles parody.Chloe: Whoa! I look like I took one heck of a sunburn. (twirls about) I mean, I'm cherry-red even when I— (covers mouth in shock) Xi. I was about to rhyme.
Jokes
- A Boyfriend-Blocking Dad has three daughters and all of them are going on dates on the same night. He waits on the porch with a shotgun. The first boy comes and says, "Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to see the show, is she ready to go?" The dad lets them go. The second boy comes and says, "Hi, I'm Eddy, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna go eat spaghetti, is she ready?" The dad also lets them go. The third boy comes and says, "Hi, I'm Chuck—" and gets shot.
Professional Wrestling
- One of the theme songs for the 1999 stable known as the West Texas Rednecks (made up of Curt Hennig, Bobby Duncum, Jr., Barry Windham, and Kendall Windham) was "Good Ol' Boys," which contained the following lyric:We got an old hound dog and a pick up truck;/We like long legged country girls that know how to love...
Puppet Shows
- The Sesame Street sketch "The King of Eight" has a rare variant where a rhyme is given, but is clearly not what the speaker intended to say.King of Eight: I love eight, eight is great, eight is the number I do not—
Jester: Wait!
Radio
- A The Now Show example from someone other than Mitch; Marcus Brigstocke's Dr Seuss poem about the Copenhagen summit has Gordon Brown taking a stand:He suggested the EU should lead from the front
So the Mail and Telegraph called him something very unpleasant indeed- Laura Shavin:
Twenty years ago, John Gray, a genius,
Wrote Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus,
A book all about the differences between us,
And he didn't say it was just that men have got...a Y-chromosome...it's Radio 4...not sure we can say penis. - At least one Abbott and Costello radio episode featured these.
- Played straight and subverted on How Green Was My Cactus when Little Johnny Howler and John Fosters (the Cactus Island counterparts of Liberal party politicians John Howard and John Elliot) appeared as The Two Johnnies, and Fosters demonstrated that he had no understanding of what actually made the gag work:Fosters: A brawl broke out outside Parliment House last night, during which Seanator Ros Kelly was punched in the belly...
Howler: ...the Honorable Barry Jones broke a few bones...
Fosters: ...and Senator Steele Hall was kicked in the carpark. (pause) Shouldn't that have been 'balls'? - In one episode of Just a Minute the panellists were given the topic "Why poems should rhyme". After the subject changed hands several times, Rick Wakeman finished it with the following (in the rhythm of a limerick):There once was a man from DundeeWho was stung on the leg by a wasp.When asked if it hurt,He said not very much,It can do it again, if he likes.
- (Variants on this limerick have been attributed to a number of comedians, including WS Gilbert of Gilbert & Sullivan fame. So this one was written 'about a century since'.)
- In an episode of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, Mrs Trellis celebrated the release of ISIHAC: The Official Limerick Collection by sending in a limerick of her own, which she wanted Humph to be the first person to read out loud:There was a young woman from SloughnoteWho was laid in bed with a cough
She wasn't to know It would last until now
Let's hope that the poor girl pulls through
Standup Comedy
- German comedian Otto Waalkes loves this trope. Sometimes it falls under this trope, sometimes not. An example would be the kick into the "Eieieiei...eingeweide".note
- Barry Cryer and Ronnie Golden's act includes Barry singing about how he wants to be a mime, and describing all the things he would mime, until...I can paint a picture,Just like Jackson Pollock's.Till suddenly I realise,It's all a complete waste of time.
Tabletop Games
- In the Pathfinder module We Be Goblins, the four preset characters each have a little four-line song to them. The Cleric's is a bit...different.Poog say Zarongel is the best
He help burn things and heal the rest
Zarongel’s favor makes Poog blessed
And Poog also stab you with knife if you make fun of how he isn’t good at riding animals.
Toys
- Skelanimals:
- Ellie's story:The natives grabbed their spears, tired of her sass.
They let her have it and stabbed her in the... tail. - Foxy's story:But one run too many she found herself trapped.
Now she’s displayed in a museum with all sorts of... animals. - Tristan's story:But he forgot there was one more obstacle: A pit.
And he fell inside, and was covered in... stuff.
- Ellie's story:
Miscellaneous
- From a birthday card, with the last word on the inside:Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick.
He sat on your cake and burned his... corduroys. - Inspired by the classical nursery rhyme:Mary had a little lamb
and she also had a duck,
she put them on the mantelpiece
to see if they would fall off- A similar rhyme:
Mary had a little lamb
She kept it very well
One day she fed it dynamite
And blew it all to...pieces- And another one
Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb got out
The sheepdog tried to...put it back in again- Also
Mary had a little skirt,
A slit went up its side.
And every time she wore the skirt,
The boys could see her thigh.
Mary had another skirt,
The slit went up its front.
But she didn't wear that one very often. - An alliterative example: A number of popular science writers are fond of describing the basic drives of all animals (including humans) as involving the "Four F's: Feeding, Fighting, Fleeing, and Reproducing."
- Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
So am I!- Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Multiple Personality Disorder
And so do we!- Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Dissociative Identity Disorder
For goodness' sake settle on a bloody name for what we've got already!
- Roses are red
- Roses are red
Poppies are red
The grass is all red
SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!- Violets aren't blue
These poems are lazy
Political correctness
Is driving us mad. - Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
This one does not
- Violets aren't blue
- Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now you know your flowers! - Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Everything's grey
Because I'm a dog - Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem's too short.
The end. - Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
- Roses are red
- A piece of bathroom graffiti, riffing on a classic piece of bathroom graffiti.Here I sit,
Broken-hearted,
Came to shit,
But my girlfriend dumped me. - Songs that avert naughty words in this manner are called "teasing songs". Yet another example:Suzanne was a lady with plenty of classWho knocked the boys dead when she wiggled herEyes at the fellows as girls sometimes do
- Here's a limerick:There once was a lady from BruntWho stood in water up to her kneesThis poem doesn't rhyme yetBut wait 'til the tide comes in
- Another one:There once was an old man named ChuckWho loved a lady from Innsbruck"She's too pretty for me,"He said morosely,"But I wish I could get her to go on a nice walk down the road so we could really get to know each other."
- A non-limerick by Trad (or his brother Anon)There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in a pond
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water
And said "you can't swim here, it's private". - Or how about:There was a young poet of Mainz
Whose limericks had no last lines.
When asked why this was,
He said "it's because - In a similar vein:There was a young man of Arnoux
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - And taking this train of thought until it hits the buffers:There was a young man of Verdun,
- Of course, we won't even mention the limerick about Emperor Nero.
- Similar:There was a man from Rome
Who daily composed a poem
Try as he might
He just couldn't quite
Stop from putting too many words in the last line, it sounded awful. - Subverted rhyme, Heavy Meta, and Sophisticated as Hell:The limerick, peculiar to English
Proved exceedingly hard to extinguish
When Congress in session
Decreed its suppression
People got around it by writing the last line without any rhyme or meter. - Going with the Florence (second verse)
- The Dragon's Lamentable Love
- A camp song:Little Miss-Miss, went out to pi——ck, some flowers;She waded in grass, up to her aaa——nklebones;She went to the coop, to take a pooo——rr, little chicken out;Little Miss-Miss, went out to pick, some flowers.
- Then of course, there was the song about the 'Three Jolly Fishermen', and one verse has them,'All going down to Amster—SHHH!We must not say that naughty word;Must not say that naughty word;They all went down to Amster—SHH!!!'
- Gleefully subverted in the next verse, however:
'We're gonna say it anyway;Gonna say it anyway;Amster-Amster—damndamndamn!!Amster-Amster—damndamndamn!!They all went down to Amster-damn!!!' - There are many Russian kids' songs (made by kids, not for kids, of course) of this kind, with a varying grade of obscenity. The basic translation of one here:There's a statue on a rock,And that statue has no—EYES!!!Don't you dare to spoil my rhymes! (Note: in Russian it rhymes better)That one statue has no COCK!
- Translated another one:
Lo! The bushes are a-wagging!What're they doing in there? —Don't you dare to spoil the merries!There's a bear searching for berries!- There are also many rhymes/songs of the following type; for example:
I'm a di—I'm a dignified young troper,I have fu—I have fun writing this song.I like boo—I like booze and Terry Pratchett,Yes, my co—Yes, my comment skill is huge ;)And my ba-And my badger ate a pickle.Then my nu-Then my nutball grandpa died. (What, you thought it would make sense?).- There are also so called "Eve Verses". A bit hard to translate (or, rather, compose new ones), but here is an attempt:
Old Lady Jill was out of luckShe looked for someone young to...danceBut they were no type for romanceThey only cared for smoking crack. - TFWiki.net notes in its entry for Wheelie that "(he's) popular in Japan, but hey that's no crime. It's all because he doesn't... talk poetry.
- A cheer that goes like this:Rah Rah Ree!Kick 'em in the knee!Rah Rah Ras!Kick 'em in the other knee!
- And similarly:
Cigarette ashes! Cigarette butts!We've got your team by the knees!- And yet again:
We like warm beer and cold duck!But most of all we like to fffffffight, team, fight! (The drawn-out "fffffff" is essential for maximum amusement of the juvenile minds performing the cheer.) - That playground classic "Charlie had a Pigeon":Charlie had a pigeon,A pigeon, a pigeon.Charlie had a pigeon,A pigeon he had.It flew in the morning,It flew in the night,And when it came homeIt was covered in Sh--Charlie had a pigeon...
- 30 Days hath SeptoberApril, June and No-wonderAll the rest have peanut butterExcept Grandma'Cus she rides a tricycle
- Australian comedy group The Axis of Awesome, in their song "What Would Jesus Do?"Can you heal a leperOr feed a crowd with fish and bread?Can you walk on water?Did you rise from the dead?Did you give your life up to save humans from bad luck?Were you born a virgin birth or did your parents--have sex?
- The Scared Weird Little Guys do a similar thing with their comedic song Christmas Day At least until the very end...
- A Lipton ice tea commercial featuring a singing fish has a great averted rhyme.Now you can make a tasty dish'Cause tea with citrus goes great with—chicken
- We must not forget:Ms. Lucy had a steamboatThe steamboat had a bellMs. Lucy went to HeavenThe steamboat went to -Hello Operator,Please give me number nineAnd if you disconnect meI'll chop off your -Behind the 'fridgeratorThere was a piece of glassMs. Lucy sat upon itAnd broke her little -Ask me no more questions...
- And so on.
- Popular jump rope game a while ago;There was a man named Tiger Woods.He had the cash, he had the goods.Tiger Woods had all the luck.How many women did he...HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH?
- An older jump rope rhyme:"Lincoln Beachey thought it was a dream
To go up to heaven in a flying machine.
The machine broke down, and down he fell,
Instead of going to heaven he went to—
Lincoln Beachey thought it was a dream..." - There is a Dutch poem which for the whole of the poem actually changes words to rhyme with the previous line. It's about a knight going to rescue a damsel from a dragon. The dragon agrees to let her go if the knight composes a verse on them - he doesn't get her: he can't rhyme.
- The Alphabet Song, if the singer pronounces "zee" as "zed".note Also, in the final part of the song, "ABCs" doesn't rhyme with "me" or "zee".Q, R, S,
T, U, V,
W, X,
Y, and zed. - The playground Spanish song "Pican, pican los mosquitos" starts always with the same four verses, and then it's up to the singer. The song is very popular, and has been covered by several artists:Pican, pican los mosquitosnotePican con gran disimulonoteUnos pican por delante (o 'en la cara')noteY otros pican en el cu... ando...note
- The military cadence known as "Swing With Lulu" contains the following verses, among others:Lulu's got a boyfriendHer boyfriend's got a truckLulu shifts the gearsHer boyfriend likes to... steerSome folks like the fishin'Some folks like to huntWhen I am with LuluI'm always in her... car
- At a certain public university in a certain eastern state, the men's glee club there maintained a deep repertoire of old and creatively dirty songs, one of which — called "High Above a Coopie's Garter" — employed an unusual version of this trope. The eight-line first verse, which the rhyme scheme clearly indicates should build toward the final word "...ass," instead ends with "...hmmmm." The second verse is then eight lines of humming, until the final word — "...ass."
- A rare and unusual CCG instance: In Magic: The Gathering, there are a group of creatures within the Fungus tribe, called Thallids, that collect spore counters and use them to produce Saproling tokens. The game has a wide variety of thallids, including the original Thallid, Psychotrope Thallid, Savage Thallid, Deathspore Thallid, and Pallid... Mycoderm.
- The German variant of the lady of Brunt and the rising tide would be the joke with the angler who is fishing for bass. (No translation required, as it works identically in English.)
- Zigzagged in a German children singing game: In the first pass you may not speak the (usually identical) rhyme, in the second you must, e.g.Jetzt fahrn wir übern See, übern See,jetzt fahrn wir übern (Beat!)Jetzt fahrn wir übern See, übern See,jetzt fahrn wir übern See
- On one birthday card, there's a frog saying a rhyme, "Your birthday's a day that can never be missed. Have fun with your friends and get yourself—" then inside, the champagne is going, "Psssst!".