is a Sitcom
starring Stephen Merchant
, previously best known for his collaborations with Ricky Gervais
, such as The Office
. Here, Merchant plays Stuart Pritchard, a Brit and a freelance web designer who lives in Los Angeles. Christine Woods plays Jessica, an actress who lives in Stuart's guest house who apparently is the only pretty girl in Los Angeles that Stuart hasn't hit on. Merchant's clumsy attempts to pick up girls in the L.A. club scene are the main source of humor. Hello Ladies
premiered on HBO
in September 2013. It was cancelled after one season.
- Bath Suicide: Seen in Jessica's terrible web series ("The Wedding").
- Be Yourself: Jessica's advice to Stuart in "The Wedding", after diagnosing his failure to score with women.
- British Brevity: Seven episodes on order for the first season.
- Conscience Makes You Go Back: In Season 1 finale "The Drive", Stuart has finally made his rendezvous with sexy model Kimberly at a party. He finds out that Jessica has received crushing news—she has lost her job on a network crime drama. Kimberly leads Stuart out to the beach, takes off all of her clothes, and goes swimming in the ocean. Stuart has his dream: a hot model who is pretty clearly going to have sex with him. Instead, he goes home to comfort Jessica.
- Cringe Comedy: Stuart is constantly embarrassing himself when hitting on women.
- Failure Is the Only Option: Stuart's lack of self-esteem combined with his bad habit of objectifying women make him pretty much hopeless at picking up girls. Even when he finds an attractive woman who is interested in him ("The Date") his insecurities lead him to screw it up.
- Friends Rent Control: That sure is one sweet-ass house that Stuart the freelance web designer lives in.
- Hollywood Law: Hollywood immigration law. When he is nearly caught snorting cocaine in a club's restroom in "Long Beach", a terrified Stuart says that's he's working in the United States on an H-1B visa and he's screwed if he's busted. The H-1B visa is a special work visa given by employers—in other words, the kind of visa Stephen Merchant might use to come to America to make Hello Ladies. It is not for self-employed small business owners like Stuart.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Merchant is 6'7". Putting him in a shot with Christine Woods makes him look even taller.
- Inspirationally Disadvantaged: Subverted with Kives, Stuart's semi-friend who is paraplegic but also is much, much more self-confident and much more successful at picking up women. Stuart hates him for it.
- Real Song Theme Tune: "Alone Too Long" by Hall & Oates.
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Jessica's is a super-bitchy and apparently more successful actress, Amelia (Jenny Slate).
- Sitcomic: Merchant released a stand-up special called Hello Ladies in 2011 before this series was developed.
- Title Drop: "Hello ladies!" is Stuart's would-be pickup line. (Also the first line of dialogue in the pilot.)
- Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: Stuart. His continuing disappointments and humiliations are a direct result of his own flaws—insecurity, narcissism, a superficial view of women.
- Wedding Day: In "The Wedding" Stuart tries to pick up girls (naturally) at a wedding he's been invited to.
- Your Mom: In season 1 finale "The Drive", Stuart, Kives, Jessica, and Wade are driving around Los Angeles as Stuart tries to find Kimberly, the model that's invited him to a party. The others grow impatient.
Kives: You're wasting my night, all right? This sucks.
Stuart: Oh really, am I? What would you be doing instead?
Kives: Your mom.