To start, my name is... HIM. And before you point out the irony of that name compared to how I look and act, that isn't really my real name. What is my real name you ask? Well... IT'S BETTER THAT YOU DON'T FIND OUT!!! Now, where was I? Oh yes! I am also the most terrifying and powerful villain in The Powerpuff Girls! Yes, I know Mojo Jojo is their Arch-Enemy (and I implore you to check out his page), but it is me who is THE MOST TERRYFING AND THREATENING OF THEM ALL!!! I live in my lovely little home underneath the Earth where I take the time to relax and plot all of my misdeeds! I will say that despite my power, I am not as often seen as Mojo, but of course because of my OVERWHELMING POWER, I would easily just end the series if I wanted to! BUT NO!!! THOSE STUPID POWERPUFF GIRLS HAVE TO RUIN MY PLANS EACH AND EVERY TIME! Don't worry, if at first you don't succeed, try try again! And that is just scratching the surface my friend! How about we move on over to the main tropes of the most EVIL AND POWERFUL SUPERVILLAIN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!
These are the following tropes that describe me! For your sake... YOU BETTER READ THEM WELL!!!
- Affably Evil: Just because I am the most feared supervillain in all of Townsville, it doesn't mean I don't have to be polite every so often! Even Mojo is often this as well! Personally, I like to mind my own business unless it is a day I want to BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!! Whoops! Pardon me! I just thought about destroying that stupid town and the Powerpuff Girls for a second there!
- Agent Peacock: Oh I just love peacocks! They represent me perfectly! My alluring appearance, my feminine voice, and my stunning hobbies all despite me, well, being called HIM. Just you remember one thing: LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING, MY FRIEND!!!
- Arch-Enemy: All those vexing Powerpuff Girls, let me tell you! That doesn't mean I don't love tormenting them in any way I can! BUT I ESPECIALLY TAKE INTEREST IN CUTE, LITTLE, BUBBLES!!! IF I'M MAKING AN APPEARANCE, ODDS ARE THAT SHE'S MY FIRST TARGET!!! OOOH, HOW I LOVE TOYING WITH HER EMOTIONS!!!
- Back from the Dead: Thanks to my amazing powers, I was not only able to bring back the popular Rowdyruff Boys, but I even made them stronger and immune to the Girls' "kissy kissy." Yes I know Mojo created them, but I PERFECTED THEM!
- Big Bad Ensemble: Even though I am the most powerful and threatening villain in the show, Mojo still takes the role as the main antagonist due to his personal conflict with the girls. I am okay with this, especially since my favorite little monkey knows who is still the top villain around!
- Big Red Devil: I must say I am the best example of this from our home network series. And do NOT compare me to that fat oaf from that show about the talking cow and chicken!
- The Dreaded: Oh yes! I am very proud as my status as the most feared villain of Townsville. I am even simply referred to as "HIM" just because I am just that terrifying! The girls themselves and even other villains like Mojo know to take me seriously whenever I decide to show up! AS THEY SHOULD!!!
- Emotion Eater: I FEED ON THE FEAR, HATRED, AND DESPAIR OF OTHERS! It's what keeps me going after all!
- Even Evil Has Standards: I may be the embodiment of fear and despair for others, but even I deserve to have free time from villainy and we do not want that disturbed. Even I became annoyed when the girls showed up at my house unannounced thinking I was doing evil. As our favorite monkey put it: We are citizens, evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless! If you dare try to disturb our peace, THEN WE WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!
- Eviler than Thou: As I have said already, no other villain is more evil than me! Even Mojo referred to me by "Sir" as even our smartest monkey in the world knows who is at the top of the food chain! Even one of my many nicknames is "The Evilest of Evil!"
- Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": You want me to tell you a little secret troper? "HIM" isn't even my real name! In fact, my presence alone, people can't bear to call me by my real name because I am just that terrifying!
- Good Hurts Evil: I UTTERTLY DETEST ANYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND PURE IN THE WORLD! THIS IS THE REASON WHY THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE THE LITERAL BANE OF MY EXISTANCE DUE TO BEING MADE OF "EVERYTHING NICE!" Fortunately, I have found ways around this by removing the "good" and replacing it with DELICIOUS HATE!
- Knight of Cerebus: I am the single most terrifying villain in the entire series! Whenever I show up, you know the episode is about to get VERY DARK INDEED! Even the other me that appears in that AWFUL reboot series still retains his imposing status!
- Not Me This Time: Ah yes. I remember that one time where those group of buffoons were crank-calling the girls and the girls thought I committed evil deeds and broke into my house! And they didn't even bring any cake! While I did let the girls off easy since I had a feeling they were not at cause, once I was able to trick one of those fools into revealing who they are, me, Mojo, and Fuzzy GAVE THEM THEIR JUST DESSERTS!
- Pre-Asskicking One-Liner: Ahem! So, you guys like to make CRANK CALLS?!
- Reality Warper: Oh yes! This is one of the reasons why I am the most powerful villains of the series! I can completely alter the lives of others as well as change my shape and appearance whenever I want. Remember the time I nearly caused the Earth itself to burn up by the Sun? That is one of my most grandest of evil deeds if I do say so myself!
- Red Baron: I have many! The Evilest of Evil, The Cruelest of Cruel, and the King of Darkness! All very appropriate names if I do say so myself!
- Sadist: My favorite snack! INDULGING IN THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF OTHERS ESPECIALLY FROM THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!
- Satanic Archetype: A lot of you say that I am one of the best examples of this in animation! Purely because I am supposed to be Satan himself in a show about three little girls with superpowers that beat up the bad guys.
- Soft-Spoken Sadist: Quite so! The form I am currently speaking to you now which is known as "italics" is when I am speaking veeeeery calmly. Don't let that detract you from me being very, very evil.
- Superpower Lottery: I certainly hit it big in this department! In a series with a super-intelligent monkey that can create all of these fancy town destruction toys and a bratty little princess that uses money to get what she wants even superpowers, my powers can easily destroy the entire planet if I should! THERE IS A REASON I'M THE MOST THREATENING VILLAIN IN THE SHOW! Even the girls cannot hope to beat me easily!
- Vile Villain, Saccharine Show: You'll be surprised that the creators allowed someone like me on a show about three girls with superpowers made from sugar, spice, and everything nice! Ugh... I HATE EVERYTHING NICE!
- Villainous Friendship: We have our differences, but me and Mojo get along very well as fellow supervillains. Our time in the Beat-Alls alongside Fuzzy Lumpkins and Princess was a joy as well! ESPECIALLY WHEN WE DEFEATED THE GIRLS OVER AND OVER!
- Villains Out Shopping: Well, there is no need for me to do any of that "grocery shopping" like with Mojo, but when I am not up to any of my evil deeds, I spend my time to Jazz-ercise! It is the reason how I keep my perfect figure after all!
- Voice of the Legion: I am quite famous for this! If you have been paying attention to my page this entire time, you will notice that the STUFF I SAY IN ALL CAPS IS WHEN I AM TALKING IN MY DARKER VOICE, AND BOLDING WHENEVER I AM REALLY, REALLY MAD! SO, YOU BETTER BE PAYING ATTENTION TROPER! Now then, who wants tea?
Oh my! Look at the time! I must finish my routines before going back to my evil deeds! Just remember troper: DON'T STICK AROUND THESE PAGES FOR TOO LONG OR YOU WILL FIND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RUINED TO THE POINT THAT NOT EVEN I COULD FIX IT!!! That's enough out of me! Ta-ta!
