(Anya notices you approaching by reading your thoughts. She turns around in a hurry to give an excited introduction.)
DA DA DA DAAAAA!!!!
Welcome to Anya's page!!
I'm Anya! I'm 6, and this is where you read all the troops about me! Oh, and I have a really cool secret I wanna tell you.
(leans closer to whisper)
I have the cooles' papa and mama in the world. Papa is a spy; he beats up bad guys and wears disguises. I started living with Papa cuz he needed my help for a super secret mission; I'm gonna help him make world peace! And Mama is an assassin! She stabs the bad guys and takes their stuff. Mama's kinda scary, but she's really nice, and she brings home lotsa cool things like cake and candy! There's also our doggy, Bond; he can see the future, and he's one of my bestest friends in the whole world!
And me? I can read minds! I use it to help Papa and Mama save the world.. But.... I haven't told them I can do that yet. They don't know I know about their work either. I'm scared that... they might not wanna be with me if they knew...
(Returns to a normal stance)
B-But my family is the bestest in the world, and I wanna be with them forever and ever!!
What else?...Oh! My favorite food is peanuts. And I really like watching Bondman on the TV; he's a super cool spy just like Papa! He's got a pistol with a silencer that goes *pew* *pew* and he rescues Princess Honey from the bad guy's castle! I also go to a BIG school where all the fancy people are. My friend Becky is in the same class as me, and so is that Scion Boy who I'm supposed to be friends with. He and I need to be friends for world peace!
Papa and Mama have pages too. They're really cool, so you should look at them!
This is the troop list!
- Bad Liar: H-huh? What do you mean? I've always been Papa's daughter!
- Best Friend: Becky's a friend I made at school. I don' think I liked her at first, she seemed kinda mean. But she turned out to be really nice, and I really like talking to her.
- Book Dumb: Papa always says I'm really clever, and he really wants me to study and do good in school. But I don't like studying, and tests are really hard, so I don' really get good grades...
- Character Catchphrase: "Waku waku!"/"So cool!"
- Cute Bruiser: Mama taught me how to fight after some bad guys tried to kidnap me, so now I can throw an ultimate killer punch! But I got in trouble for hitting Scion Boy... Mama said I shouldn't hit any more people.
- The Cutie: Heh, I'm really cute, right? Mama thinks so too, and the nice ladies at the taylor too. Papa protecs' me too because he loves me! Oh yeah, and there's Scion Boy who acts weird to me, but sometimes he seems nice I guess.
- Does Not Like Spam: Carrots are gross, blegh…
- Girls Love Stuffed Animals: Oh yeah, let me introduce my friends! (runs to grab a chimera and a big penguin plushes. She starts puppeting them)
"My name is Mr. Chimera, and I'm the boss around here! Anya is my bestest agent!"
"And I'm Penguinman, I'm from the aquarium. I'm very glad to be working with Anya!" - Hates Being Alone: I got abandoned by a bunch of families before because my powers made them think I was weird. I really don't want it to happen again.
- Happily Adopted: I'm really happy Papa decided to bring me home with him, and Mama joining means life is even cooler. I give both of them a full 100 points!
- Heroes Love Dogs: Papa and Mama promised to get a doggy for me when I got my stella star. I wanted a cute puppy to make Scion Boy jealous, buuuut we couldn't find one. I met Bond though, and he's prolly the best dog in the world!
- Ignored Confession: Despite trusting Damian and telling him my secret about reading minds, he doesn't believe me for even one moment, telling me I watch too many cartoons! Shock! Stupid second son!
- Living Lie Detector: I know when Papa and Mama are lying cuz of their jobs. They might be the biggest liars in the world, but they're cool liars!
- Mark of the Supernatural: Nobody but Anya has pink hair. I think it has to do with me being a telly-path; it tells people that I'm cool and special!
- Mistaken Age: I told Papa I was six so he would take me home. He needed a first-grader for his mission.
- Never Bareheaded: The horns on my head don't come off ever. Even when I'm swimming.
- Potty Emergency: When Anya went with Mama and Papa to the super-cold freezy place, I went treasure hunting with Bond and found a secret chocolate on the train! But then the big bad guys found us and tried to make Anya poop out the micro-flibm or somethin'. I tried holdin' it in to help everyone but then I got visited by the God of Poop who told me it was all right to poop and so I did. But the big meanie army guy said he wanted to cut Anya open and it was really scary! The same meanie who took Anya's yummy mare-mare at the rederaunt and I never got to try it!
- Precision F-Strike: When I played the carnival game with the shooty gun, I said a thing with a bad word so I could feel big an' tough like the action heroes on TV!
"See you in hell, baby!"
- Telepathy: I can read minds; it kinda just happens if I think about it really hard around someone. That's how I learned Papa is a spy and Mama is an assassin. I can't read too many minds or else my head hurts. I don't want people to know cuz they might think I'm weird... But it's sometimes useful to prevent some bad potential Mamas to ever make Anya's life terrible!
- Terrible Artist: Papa couldn' tell I was drawing the cow from school. He looked really sad when I told him.
- Trademark Favorite Food: I really like peanuts! Papa and Mama give me some when I'm good. But not carrots. I don't like carrots.
- The Un-Smile: Mama says if someone's being rude, smiling will make me the bigger girl. But I tried it when that Scion Boy was being a jerk, and it just made him mad; Mama was wrong…
