Screams Like A Little Girl / Webcomics

• Art in Sequential Art made a "girly shriek" just because of a thump upstairs. Of course, he was watching a horror movie at the time, but still...
• Freefall
  • Florence is puzzled by a scream she hears, and Helix explains: Sam screams like a girl squid.
  • In another strip, Florence thinks she's startled Sam, but he explains: "No, you did not surprise me. My plans to scream like a little girl when I reached the kitchen were made hours ago. It's pure coincidence you happened to be here at the time."
• Nodded to in Something*Positive where Aubrey tactlessly reminds Davan of the time when he was a kid, was attacked by a dog, and wet himself in public, then she reassures him that his screams didn't sound girly. "A little like a boiling lobster, but not girlish at all."
• Girl Genius
  • Professor Tiktoffen often screams like this, and the castle thinks it's funny.
  • Also Tarvek, at least according to DuPree.
  DuPree: Oh my Gosh! I'd know that girlish scream anywhere!
• Referenced in Ozy and Millie. Millie finds herself holding something she'd rather not. She asks Ozy how she can let go without screaming like a little girl. Ozy's answer? "You ARE a little girl." Millie takes the hint.
• Sam in Sluggy Freelance does this.
• While he is admittedly female at the time, Elliot in El Goonish Shive would have liked his scream to be a little more manly.
• Harv in Warrior U.
• In Tales of the Questor, when Quentyn prepares to wash Sam's clothes and finds them full of fleas, the Unsound Effect is "GIRLY SCREAM."
• Referenced in DM of the Rings during the Helms Deep fight, when Legolas insists on counting kills.
  Gimli: Okay, let me tell you how this will work. You and I kill an orc an average of once a round. You are ten kills ahead because you've got a bow, whereas I had to wait for them to scale the walls before I could start killing.
  Legolas: Woo-hoo! Who's the elf?
  Gimli: Therefore, you will REMAIN ten kills ahead of me...
  Legolas: SAY IT! SAY I'M THE ELF!
  Gimli: ...until you run out of arrows and you have to use your little 1d4 dagger, at which point you will cease to make a meaningful contribution to this battle.
  Legolas: Oh.
  Gimli: And then you will begin screaming like a woman.
• In Rhapsodies, Blossom's friend Bert allegedly does, to the point that, during a camping trip, Hilda mistakes him for one of the girls she's taking care of.
• In Housepets!, this is the case with ''Cap-Daryl''.

---