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: One Thousand Ways To Die Slade talks about the deaths of stupid people.
(1997 TV version): 12 Angry Men Felix Unger has to convince jury foreman ADA Carver, bluecollar everyman Tony Soprano, foreign watchmaker Bill Adama, ad man Gus Grissom, frustrated baseball fan Tony Miceli, infuriated racist Brian Hastings, elderly Polonius, ultra-precise Efraim 'Eli' Zahavy, Martian Manhunter, Dr. Dolittle's dad, and the particularly antagonistic Gen. Patton to consider that the kid they're sentencing for murder might not be guilty (at the very least his defense sucked). With Laura Roslyn as the judge.
: 1600 Penn Pres. Whitmore and his wife Dharma deal with the nation, the world, and their Man Child son Elder Cunningham.
: The mysterious caller from 24 fights terrorists with the help of Phone Booth Raoul Hidalgo, Freddy, Mr. Blonde, and one of the founding members of the Girls Guitar Club. Among the terrorists they fight are Howard Payne, the Jigsaw Killer, Imhotep, RoboCop, Farmer Hoggett, and Coach Bill Yoast. Jonas Blaine becomes President. Blair Waldorf is poisoned by a terrorist's wife in one episode.
To put into perspective how badass the caller really is... he had Imhotep and RoboCop running scared from him... and during season seven, Cell was a minor villain. World-destroying, Super Saiyan-whipping Cell. And the caller tortured the living hell out of him. Toward the end of season 8, he impaled Loki on a fireplace poker. Kara "Starbuck" Thrace on the other hand was pretty useless (from what I've heard).
: Thirty Rock Sarah Palin works for the third Mr. Conductor at NBC's Rockefeller Plaza.
61* : Bio Pic about the momentous home run battle between The Punisher and Jonny Goodboy Tyler, directed by Mike Wazowski.
: 666 Park Avenue Maggie Madsen and Justin Walker are managers of a supernaturally-suffused apartment building owned by John Locke, who's married to Wilhemina Slater. Dr. Malucci is the doorman, and Clay Evans is a writer married to Zondra.
: 8 Simple Rules Jack Tripper and Leela have three kids, one of whom is Brandy. Jim Rockford replaces Jack in season 2.
: The male love interest from The A-Team , Breakfast at Tiffany's Starbuck, Lt. Reginald Barclay, and Clubber Lang drive around in an awesome van, evading the government and destroying all the property they can.
In Season 1, Piney tries to catch them, to no avail.
But in the final season, Napoleon Solo does catch them and make them work for him.
Abraham and Mary Lincoln: A House Divided: A cop from New Orleans and a stretchy super-heroine provide the voices of the title presidential couple.
, US version (2nd attempt): Absolutely Fabulous Sally Soloman and her best friend drunkenly live their spoiled-rotten lives.
: Agents Of SHIELD Richard Campbell leads elite agents Mulan, Hailey, Adam Barlow, and Emily Alexander.
: Alcatraz Dr. Grant reveals that that the notorious prison's inmates weren't moved but timeshifted — and now they're back and extremely pissed. Hurley is also there.
: Alice 2009 Sara Kramer ends up in a parallel dimension and becomes a fugitive. She befriends Connor Temple and Moloch the Mystic while trying to save Wonderland from Annie Wilkes. Oh, and Dr. Frank N. Furter is the leader of a resistance group opposing the tyrannical queen.
(1999 TV movie): Alice in Wonderland Enola finds herself in a bizarre world inhabited by people who look awfully familiar to her. Among them are Queen Rita Skeeter, a "mad" Ned Nederlander, a strange cat named Guinan, a "turtle" named Willy Wonka, Norm, two Hagrids, a knight named Doc Brown, Mahatma Gandhi the caterpillar, and a walrus named Prince John, who hangs out with a carpenter named Kobayashi.
: A Ally McBeal Republican sex kitten works at a rather odd lawfirm with Alex Munday, Lindsay Funke, and Dr. Kirk Langstrom. They once took a case for Littlest Cancer Patient Cole Seer. In her personal life, she dates extraterrestrial Negro Leaguer Josh Exley and Marie Helena Kreutz's stepbrother Eamon, almost marries Tony Stark, and chats up young Simba online. Her past, in the form of daughter Claire Bennet, catches up to her in the final season. Also, Tony and Jean Grey had a kid together.
: Andromeda Hercules interacts with starship A.I.s Dr. Carolyn Lam, Teal'C, and Daniel Jackson while his first officer keeps running into Q.
Doesn't Spike show up in an episode?
Herc's li'l buddy Iolaus is an android.
( Angels In America oh boy): Sophie Zawistowska is a dead commie spy; Prof. Trelawney is an angel; Satan is a closeted politician oppressing gays who gets AIDS ( Farmer Hoggett is his doctor and Felix Leiter is his gay/transvestite nurse who makes use of his unfinished meds); Nite Owl is the main protagonist ( Nancy Botwin is related to him); and Dumbledore is someone's ancestor.
: A.N.T. Farm Charlotte McKenzie is a musical prodigy, Lilith has a photographic memory & Nose Noseworthy is an art prodigy with a crush on Charlotte, while Moppet Girl is the Lovable Alpha Bitch turned math prodigy, Damon Dawson is Charlotte's idiot older brother and Robert is Lilith's computer genius Abhorrent Admirer.
: Arrested Development David Hogan becomes head of the family company after his father Hank Kingsley is arrested (he's got the worst bleeping lawyers, including The Fonz and Charles), and has to look after his relatives, including son Paulie Bleeker, mother Fran Sinclair, brothers Devon Banks and Emmett Milbarge, sister Nell Porter, and brother-in-law Yivo. The whole thing is narrated by Opie Taylor.
: Arrow Brady reappears five years after a huge shipwreck that claimed the life of his father and Olivia among others, and becomes a bow-wielding vigilante. He's still hung on his girlfriend Amanda, who's Olivia's sister and is mad at him for multiple reasons, as is her father, Dr. Lawson. His sister is also Marissa's.
: Ashes to Ashes Lara Croft is shot and lands in 1981, where she is rescued by Galvin. They work together until Lara suspects that Galvin murdered The Master, after a suggestion by Cass Cromwell.
The Oscars: Previously hosted by Guinan, Mike Wazowski (the last 2 in various years), and Wolverine (2011). In 2011 by The White Queen and Harry Osborn in a different kind of Oscar bait. By Ted in 2013. Alfred was a '73 co-host.
The Golden Globes have been hosted by David Brent.
The Tony Awards: What got Wolverine the job hosting the Oscars. Previously hosted by Simba and Timon, which went into funny/awkward territory when their musical clobbered everyone else's. Recently, Barney Stinson host the show three times.
Sue Sylvester hosted the 2011 prime-time Emmys.
The World Music Awards have been hosted by, among others, Gordon Gekko (1993), Dylan McKay and Richie Rich's aerobics instructor (1994), Storm and Victor Morrison (1997), Mike Delfino and Lani McKenzie (2005), Cady Heron (2006), Cole Turner (2007), and Kairi and Leticia Ortiz (2010).
: Awake Lucius Malfoy is certain that one of two realities (one where his wife is alive while his son is dead, and vice-versa) is real and one's just a dream, but which one? Maybe the one where his partner is Fez and/or his therapist is Gen. Shang?
: Babylon 5 TRON takes over from the previous captain, Will Robinson is the aide to ambassador Danielle Rousseau, Flounder is the aide to ambassador CROM, Bobby Wheeler is a security officer, Helga Katrina Sinclair is the second in command and the most ruthless member of the Psi-Corps is Pavel Chekov.
Stephen King's (miniseries): Bag of Bones James Bond is an author suffering from writer's block in Maine while getting over the death of his wife Elizabeth Bartlet and is haunted by Tiana.
: Band of Brothers Soames Forsyte has Ross Geller for a very insufferable Drill Sergeant Nasty-wanna-be. Forrest Gump's real life son is a rookie soldier. Shaun appears for all of two episodes before being killed on D-day, Zack has a talent for mimicking voices, Gabriel dies after getting hit with an artillery shell, and shortly before that Tim Woods gets his leg blown off while trying to help a friend. Also Rufus Humphrey runs right past the Germans in Foye and makes it back all in one piece, and Peter Gibbons is Yassen Gregorovich's best friend. Also there is young Magneto and Prof. X and a really young Bane.
Bangkok Hilton: Satine is arrested in Thailand on drug trafficking charges, framed by her boyfriend Rhys Kowalski. Elrond and her father Marcus Brody work together to get her out.
: Bates Motel Charlie Bucket and his frequent-flyer mom go a little crazy sometimes.
: Batman A mayor and his sidekick some guy fight villains such as Duke Santos, Mickey Goldmill, Shere Khan (later Don Altabello), Professor Ratigan, April Conquest (later Yzma) and Marius (later Gomez Addams). Marta the Green-Skinned Space Babe joins the mayor and his sidekick in the final season.
: An Battlestar Galactica android-hunting, origami-enthusiast detective and Donnie Darko's mom lead the last remnants of the human race.
The head of the evil robots is Al.
"Bastille Day": Apollo takes the man who stole his name hostage.
"The Hub": Stands-with-a-fist leads a quest to rescue Xena.
The original version: Face is Starbuck.
: Beauty and the Beast Sarah Connor is rescued and nursed to health by Hellboy. The two begin a romance.
: Being Human (Remake) Jimmy Olsen is a werewolf, Starkiller is a vampire, and Tatianna Caine is a ghost. Despite this, the three try to live normal lives as roommates.
: The Big Bang Theory Rusty Griswold has an on-again, off-again relationship with Bridget Hennessy, who is best friends with Blossom Russo. Moist is Rusty's Casanova Wannabe friend.
(formerly The Big C The C Word): Precious is the student of Mrs. X, who's just learned she has cancer.
: Blackadder Mr. Bean, the guy off Time Team, Peter Kingdom, Dr. Gregory House, and that bloke who enslaved the Ood have adventures across time and space. Hagrid and Rita Skeeter show up occasionally. As do PRINCE VULTAN and Rick.
Blackbird: Quorra and Nero are fugitive siblings.
: Blue Bloods Magnum, P.I. is the patriarch of a family of cops that includes son Simon Grey and daughter Susan Calvin.
The Blue and the Grey: As you would expect in a Civil War miniseries, Loads and Loads of Characters abound. Among them, you have the following:
: Boardwalk Empire Mr. Pink is a Prohibition-era gangster married to The Gray Lady (or if you prefer a theme, Randall Boggs is married to Princess Merida).
: The Bob Newhart Show Bernard is living with his wife Yubaba in Chicago; one of Bernard's friends is Major Roger Healy. Bernard works as a psychologist in an office where his receptionist is Edna Krabbapel and his patients include Piglet and Stu Pickles.
: Dr. Body of Proof Katherine Mayfair is a medical examiner constantly hounded by her boss, Seven of Nine. She solves mysteries with the help of her frenemy on the force, Peter Baker, a fellow ME who delivers Miller High Life on the side, and chief resident Egyptian Joe.
: Bones Trillian's big sister and Angel solve crimes.
: Pope The Borgias Scar is really bad at the whole "pious, merciful, celibate" thing.
: Boston Legal Captain Kirk, Daniel Jackson, Murphy Brown, and Odo go into law.
: Boy Meets World Kevin's real life younger brother navigates growing up with his best friend Paul and his Love Interest (later wife), who hosted The Dish. His older brother is none other than Lion-O, whose best friend is Firefly.
: The The Brady Bunch latecomer to the family is none other than Chouji Akimichi.
: Breaking Bad Hal Wilkerson is on a personal journey, during which he deals with his street-racer partner's bitchy girlfriend, sister-and-brother-in-law Eve Henry and Big Jim Rennie, and sinister drug kingpin Maj. Tom Neville.
The Bridge: Helen of and Troy Esteban Reyes are two cops from the US and Mexico, respectively, trying to solve a mystery on their countries' border.
: Brooklyn Nine-Nine Party Pat becomes a cop who works for the stern captain Darkseid.
Brotherly Love: Vain but friendly Oliver becomes the older stepbrother to neat-freak Tombo and imaginative T.J. Detweiler.
: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Casey Cooper, working with the Prime Minister, hunts and slays vampires while trying to maintain a normal life with her friends Michelle and Jimmy and her sister Harriet Welch, including relationships with Agent Booth and Brainiac.
: Burn Notice Jarod's brother Kyle saves people like Angel Baptista with the help of Ash and The Queen Of France. He fights bad people and/or jerks like Cylons and Romo Lampkin, Daniel Jackson, Whistler, Cromartie, and Uriel.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Agent Will Graham 1.0 (who is replaced by Morpheus, who will be replaced by Sam Malone) and one of Erin Brockavitch's clients head a team of crime scene investigators that include(d) Eval Kenival and an assistant to the president.
: The Not-Terribly- CSI: Miami Scary Black Man from joins the lab.
Eleventh Hour : CSI: NY Lt. Dan and Athena (replaced by Stacy Warner) head the New York division. They're helped by Tag.
Carl Fredricksen is an ex-nazi who escaped justice by pretending to be Jewish. It worked so well that his son became a very observant Jew....
Romo Lambkin and Joxer are suspects in separate cases in the same episode Joxer is innocent, Romo isn't.
Link helps Hawkes after John Connor 1.0 (who loves playing games with the detectives) causes a prison riot.
Tonight, Lt. Dan is gonna kill Commander Bill.
The Six Million Dollar Man is a detective with a cold case that was copied by Dr. Fraiser's real-life daughter.
FBI Agent Epps is a serial arsonist who proves a recent case wasn't caused by him, which apparently gives him the strength to murder his abusive mother, his foster brother who beat him because he was also afraid of said abusive mother, and his younger sister whose only crime was being too scared to do anything back then in the following episode.
because she was seven : The Cape Goliath mentors a budding superhero while River Tam is an Intrepid Reporter.
: Caprica Remy is a smarmy talk show host.
Captain Nice: Dr. Craig (who lives with his parents Esmeralda and Groot) becomes the superhero Mr. Feeny.
: Carnivāle That Yellow Bastard, assisted by a backwards-talking dwarf, Snake Plissken's girlfriend, Daisy Wick, and Marcie Ross, is menaced by Lex Luthor, Kevin Costner's wife, and T-Bag.
(not The Carrie Diaries that one, this one): Violet Beauregarde is a young woman in The Eighties who discovers her love for (an oddly WTC-less) New York City.
: Castle Captain Hammer, a famous mystery novelist, teams up with Detective Hana Gitelman of the NYPD. They Fight Crime.
( The Cats Meow HBO TV movie): Based on some true speculations: In The Roaring Twenties, the richest and most powerful man in all the media Richard Gilmore invites a few of his close friends onto his Cool Boat to celebrate Wesley's birthday. Things go awry when Richard discovers that his girlfriend Mary Jane Watson is cheating on him with the famous silent comedian Roman Nagle and then in a fit of jealousy accidentally shoots Wesley in the head thinking he's Roman. This is witnessed by Celia, who negotiates with Richard for a better contract. Another "witness" is Patsy, who can't say what really happened but knows something wasn't right.
Challenger (1990 TV Movie) Marion Ravenwood and Brad Majors train to go into space.
: Cheers Becker owns a bar in Boston, serving drinks to regulars Fat Sam, Ao-gaeru the mailman, Captain Bateson (who was married for a time to Annabelle), and assorted others. Becker's employees have included Anna Crowley, Lt. Saavik, Zinnia, Constantine, and Larry Flynt.
: Chicago Hope Inigo Montoya, Aaron Hotchner, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Leon Vance, Jenny Shepard, Dale the Whale, Dr. Neven Bell, Sonya Paxton, Larry Fleinhardt, Liz Cruz, among many others are all doctors.
: Chuck Miranda Lawson and Breakdown protect Flynn Rider, a geek who knows the secrets of the government, which were e-mailed to him by Neal Caffrey. Flynn's ex is Lucy Diamond and his long-lost parents are Capt. Archer and Sarah Connor. Trinity will be a spy. In the final season, one of their enemies is Torture Technician Mystique.
Clear History: An easily irritated man's company is taken over by a mysterious advertising exec and now the former wants revenge on the latter. Also starring a comely undercover agent, a washed-up baseball player, a villainous clawed mutant, a crime-fighting millionaire, and a doomed caretaker.
The Cleaner: Agent Matthews is the leader of a drug intervention team that includes Boomer. It would probably be better for him to spend more time with his family, since his daughter can send him to a cornfield (and back) if she feels like it.
: Coach Mr. Incredible is a football coach. Patrick Star is his best (and dumbest) player.
The Color Of Magic: Albert runs away from things with Sam Gamgee and then saves the world with the help of Mr Filch. Meanwhile, Saruman is the Grim Reaper and Pope Alexander VI rules Ankh-Morpork.
: Columbo Fred Savage's grandpa is a scruffy but brilliant cop who Cherry Forever, FBI Agent Bill Maxwell, Pussy Galore, Oliver Wendell Douglas, James West, Artemus Gordon, Napoleon Solo, Cornelius, Lila Loomis, Sam Loomis (no relation), Mark Sloan, The Prisoner, Mr. Roarke, Rollin Hand, the Genovian head of security, Boss Hogg, Supergirl, Victor Ehrlich, Norm Peterson, Principal Prickly, Kirk, and Spock think they can outwit. They're all wrong. Although in one episode
Marion Crane does get away with it, there are extenuating circumstances in that she isn't long for this world. : Community An FBI agent has to deal with very eccentric junior college staff and students like Leslie Chow and Clark Griswald.
: The Cosby Show Alexander Scott and Ruth Lucas raise their children and later other people's children.
: Cracker Hagrid is a criminal psychologist who works for Manchester police force, under The Ninth Doctor and later Jim Royle. He works most closely with his partner Lily Potter, and is married to a long suffering Mary Queen of Scotts.
: The Crazy Ones Mork and his daughter Buffy Summers run an ad agency.
: Criminal Minds Inigo Montoya and Greg lead a group of FBI profilers who engage in the occasional Breaking Speech. Inigio is later replaced by Joan's dad.
: Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior Idi Amin and Chef Colette are the lead members of an unorthodox team, and Idi gets to show off his stick fighting skills.
Trillian almost gets her face sliced off.
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: Dallas Major Tony Nelson and Frank Lambert have one Big Screwed-Up Family. Their mother is Maggie, who becomes Mary Bailey in Season 8.
: The Dead Zone Brian can see into the future and must stop Young Indiana Jones from becoming President, or otherwise the world will blow up. Brian's ex-fiancée is Ezri Dax, who is now married to Sheriff Colby Granger.
The Defenders: Juror #4 and his son Mike Brady are lawyers.
: Desperate Housewives The Other Mother lives on a cul-de-sac of intrigue.
: Dexter A mortician is a serial killer with a heart of gold.
: We are shown the adventures of The Dick Van Dyke Show Bert both at work as a writer for Walt Whittaker and at home with his wife Mary Richards.
: Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman Solitaire is a doctor who moves to Colorado.
: Doctor Who Percy Bullimore turns into, in order, Father Brennan, Worzel Gummidge, Rasputin, Tristan, Bayban The Berzerker, Radagast the Brown, "I", Malekith, Barty Crouch Jr., Jim Taylor and Malcolm Tucker. During the period when he was Barty, he travelled with, among others, Belle de Jour, Aleesha Philips, and the girl that ain't bothered. Never mind the fact that Rory's father is Mr Weasley, and the Doctor eventually marries Amy and Rory's daughter, making Harry and Ron the Doctor's uncles, while Hermione and Ginny are his aunts.
" The Night of the Doctor": A forgotten part of the Doctor's history is revealed as we learn that before becoming Malekith, "I" actually turned into
Raskolnikov. " The Day of the Doctor": Jim Taylor and Barty must help save the most important person in the universe: himself, back when he was Raskolnikov at the end of his life, now aged into the form of
"Control". " The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot": After Worzel Gummidge's son Radec and Ellie Miller complain that they're not appearing in this short, Tristan recruits his fellow buddies Bayban and Radagast in a desperate attempt to appear in "The Day of the Doctor". They get a little help from Malcolm. Meanwhile, Rasputin is actually " George W. Bush" in disguise, and he appears to be stuck in the sodding time vortex again.
: Dollhouse Helo and Sunny break into a sinister underground fortress to rescue Faith, and Katya.
Apollo shows up to get married, and River Tam is the neuro-programmer for the DC dollhouse.
Penny is a lesbian resistance fighter, and one of Hammer's fangirls is first a Doll and then a Tech-head. They end up together, ironically.
Wesley is a US senator.
: Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 Dawson Leery can't stand his new roommate.
: Doogie Howser MD Barney Stinson is a teenage doctor.
: The Electric Company God, Detective Goren's mother, Cliff Huxtable (in the first season), the office manager from , Stavi from Becker The Ringer, Fritz the Cat, and a few other people teach reading through psychedelic Sketch Comedy.
: ER Some of the many, many medical personnel who've populated the show: Danny Ocean and his love interest Alicia Florrick, Uncle Jessie, Soto the saber-toothed tiger, Velma, Mulan, River Song, Steve Smith, and Jasminder. Patients included Miranda Hobbes as a paralyzed woman, both Sam Winchester and his father, John, Spider-Man, and maybe Rubin Tishkoff as a dying man who earns a bit of redemption.
: In season 4, Eureka Gaius Baltar hitchhikes a ride from the 1940s back to the present. Later, superhacker Chaos guest-stars as the head of the nonviolent weapons lab.
: Everwood Doctor Achilles Milo uproots his children Alan Abernathy and Marcee to move to a practice in Colorado. Alan becomes infatuated with Rebecca Harper, but she's still in love with her comatose boyfriend Jak.
: The Fall Guy (Disambiguation) Steve Austin is a stuntman who moonlights as a bounty hunter.
: Two families challenge each other to answer surveyed questions given by Family Feud Newkirk, Al, Steve Hightower and others.
: Family Matters Sgt. Powell and his family live next door to Sonic the Hedgehog, an Extraverted Nerd who finds all sorts of ways to spice up their lives (especially those of Powell's children).
: We look at the lives of Family Ties Marty McFly and his family.
: Fantasy Island Khan Noonian Singh and his assistant Nick Nack welcome visitors to Khan's tropical island where he grants them their fondest fantasies.
: Dr. Marcus Welby is the family man.
Father Knows Best : Fawlty Towers Sir Lancelot runs an unsuccessful hotel.
Firefly : FlashForward (2009) Harold and William Shakespeare, with a little help from Peter Griffin, try to solve a massive global mystery. And Shakespeare's wife Penny will cheat on him with James Norrington, who is secretly working with Charlie to destroy or possibly save the world.
: The Flying Nun Miranda Hillard can fly.
: Forever Knight James Nathanson is an 800 year old vampire detective who befriends coroner Maggie Norton. All the while being tormented by Paroo.
: Fortysomething House is Sherlock's dad.
: (retroactive) Frasier Beast and Abe Sapien are neurotic brothers living in Seattle with their maid, Miss Ladybug.
: Freaks and Geeks Velma is friends with Saul Silver, Dale Denton, Laurie Keller, and Marshall Eriksson, while her brother Carter hangs with the very people her friends pick on, including Hirschberg.
: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Agent Jay got in one little fight and his mom got scared, so he had to move with his auntie and uncle Shredder to Bel-Air.
: Six twenty-somethings live in New York and have various misadventures. Friends Melman The Giraffe has an on-again, off-again relationship with Grace Connelly, while Melman's sister, Jules Cobb, eventually finds love with Joe Quincy. Elsewhere, Ursula Buffay is a Cloud Cuckoolander who eventually marries Brian Fantana. Last but not least, Major Don West is a struggling actor.
: Friday Night Lights A deputy coaches an awesome football team. One of his players is John Carter.
: Fringe Pacey has to reunite with his estranged Mad Scientist dad Lord Denethor to solve scifi mysteries and eventually save reality Spock's alternate dimension.
: Mary Kate and Ashley Burke Full House play the same girl. Their sister's boyfriend is Aladdin and Ted Mosby is their father.
( Game Change HBO TV movie): Haymitch and Livingston tap Clarice Starling 2.0 to be the running mate for a secret agent, whose daughter is Tawni Hart and whose campaign has Harriet Hayes and John Cage on staff. Produced by Forrest Gump and written by Jonathan Levinson.
: Game of Thrones Boromir and a one-eyed reporter deal with deadly intrigue in a crapsack Low Fantasy world.
: Get Smart Inspector Gadget usually challenges Adam Bricker in espionage.
: Ghost Whisperer Eliza Thornberry's big sister (no, not the one who somehow managed to be both Laurie Strode's daughter and Annie Brackett) sees dead people.
The V.U.P. is the nominal leader of a bunch of ghosts who are very embarrassed about how they weren't buried.
Among the people she helps: Michael Schofield, Little Miss Sunshine, Claudia Salinger, Roxanne Bojarski, Helena Peabody, Grace Sheffield, Lizzie McGuire, Pepper Ann, Emma Pillsbury, Taylor Townsend, Katara, Peggy Olson, Cameron Frye, Homer Simpson, Julie Bower, Molly Tasmanian Devil, Carmen Cortez, Richard Fish, Clove, and Julie Cooper.
Sharona and Seven of Nine show up for cameos.
: A Gifted Man Nite Owl is a skilled but kind of arrogant surgeon who is pestered into opening a free clinic by the ghost of his dead wife.
: Gilligans Island Maynard G.Krebs is the first mate who happens to be stuck on a deserted island with his Skipper and five passengers. Among them is millionaire Quincy Magoo.
: Gilmore Girls A woman with a Santa kink raises her highly intelligent trouser-wearing daughter while coping with the nagging of her parents, Baby's mom and Richard Rich. She flirts with a special agent hunting a serial killer while her daughter dates a super mutant. The daughter's best friend is a student from a mysterious Japanese ninja school.
( The Girl HBO TV movie): Master filmmaker Mr. Silk loves to torture his star, Victoria, with cute little birdies.
: Glee Spencer Reid's mom is a tyrannical cheerleading coach. Galinda shows up, and Elphaba is a rival choir leader, there may be a thing between Malchior and Wendla, and Barney Stinson is the glee club's leader's nemesis.
: The Golden Girls Maude Findlay, Fran Crowley, Ellen Jackson, and Dottie are four older women who live together.
: The Good Guys Josh Lyman and Shaun Brumder are two mismatched cops. They Fight Crime.
: The Good Wife Mr. Big is a politician in the midst of a sex scandal; the forced separation allows his wife, an ER doctor, to return to her former job as a defense attorney. His wife's bosses are Dan Rydel and Leonard's mom, while as of episode 15, Nightcrawler is working for Detective Logan. Jesminder's sister is a mysterious bisexual and slept with Det. Big.
: The lives and loves of wealthy Upper East Siders Gossip Girl Bridget Vreeland, Debbie Pendleton, Scott Tucker, Tyler Simms, Agent Smith (not that one) and Cindy Lou Who (until she was Put on a Bus), observed and linked by the title blogger. Narrated by said blogger Veronica Mars, who also appears onscreen in the Series Finale.
: The Greatest American Hero Tommy Ross fights crime as a superhero at the suggestion of FBI agent Kelly Robinson.
H - I - J - K
: Hannah Montana Ronnie Miller, who lives with her dad Gene and slacker brother Rudy in a Malibu beach house, is secretly a teenage pop star trying to live as an ordinary schoolgirl. She gets into wacky hijinks with her friends Kendall Perkins and Jeremy Johnson in her attempts to keep her pop star identity a secret. Beatrice Quimby shows up on occasion as a rival pop singer.
: Hannibal Morpheus and Galahad ( replacing Grissom who was replaced by a really dissatisfied guy) team up with Le Chiffre to catch serial killers, unaware that Le Chiffre is the most dangerous one of all.
: Hart Of Dixie Summer Roberts moves from New York to Alabama, works for Dr. John Hoynes and clashes with his daughter Goldie, who's engaged to Jason Street (who has Catalina for a secretary).
: Hart to Hart Number Two and his wife Shalon are adventurers.
2010 remake: Hawaii Five-0 Mick, Jin, and Boomer patrol Honolulu.
Hiro is chopping up and poking around inside bodies.
Locke will be rejoining Jin on the island.
Hawthorne: Toki the iron worker is a tough but caring nurse.
: Hellcats Keely (whose mom is Donna Abandando) and Sharpay (whose sister is the Yellow Ranger) are cheerleaders at a Tennessee college. Marilyn Sudor is their coach. Oh, and Clark Kent is one of the show's producers.
(HBO TV movie): As portrayed by Hemingway And Gellhorn Smith and Satine. Produced by Tony Soprano!
: Heroes This could take a while...
Hetty Wainthropp Investigates: Hyacinth Bucket and Merry Brandybuck investigate mysteries.
: At a boarding school for troubled teens overseen by Higher Ground Sully, an abused, drug-addicted Anakin Skywalker falls in love with an also-abused former prostitute, JJ Jarreau. Meanwhile, Kaylee goes goth, takes a seven iron to her father, and then develops an adorable friendship with Tudgeman.
: Hit And Miss A fundamentalist sister-wife is a transsexual hitwoman who discovers she has a son with an ex-girlfriend when she was a man.
: Home Improvement Buzz Lightyear is a family man, and one of his sons is Young Simba.
: Homeland Princess Mononoke and Inigo Montoya are desperate to prove that Major Winters is The Mole.
Hostages: Bobby is searching for Tara.
: House The Prince Regent is a misanthropic genius physician assisted by, among others, Kirk's Mom, Kumar, Billy Kennedy, and Alex Kelly. His Heterosexual Life Partner is oncologist Neil Perry and his boss is an expensive call girl in law school.
: Hou$e Of Lie$ Basher Tarr, Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Lydia and an omnipresent blogger work as management consultants for Richard Fish and Toby Ziegler.
How Booze Built America: Inverted with infamous bootlegger Steve Buscemi and crimebusting agent Kevin Costner.
: How I Met Your Mother Danny Tanner is telling the story to his kids Dylan Mayfair and Justin Russo about how he met their mother, who is not Dr. Reid or Sally Stukowski. The story includes a lot of side stories involving his friends who include Nick Andopolis, Willow Rosenberg, Maria Hill, and Doogie Howser.
: The title character gets some badass backup from Human Target an intimidating detective and Rorschach.
: I Dream of Jeannie Angela Benedict becomes an annoyance to J.R. Ewing and the envy of Howard Borden.
: Ironside Perry Mason is a former policeman who fights crime in a wheelchair.
: I Spy Halcyon Renard and Cliff Huxtable are spies.
: Jessie Bailey Pickett becomes the nanny for Holly Hills, Chirag Gupta, Keithie Feder and Maddie Phillips, who in turn have Horton the Elephant as their butler and Deacon Claybourne and Suzanne McKittrick as their nothing like Brad and Angelina adoptive parents.
: HBO TV movie starring John Adams The X's ( not those ones) as the president and his wife.
: Kamen Rider Decade Keigo Atobe (musical version) must save the multiverse.
, Kath and Kim US version: Mary Sunshine has to deal with her spoiled Woman Child daughter, Liz Sherman.
: The Kennedys The History Channel miniseries stars Joey as Jackie, Phineas T. Ratchet as Jack, Johnny Goodboy Tyler as Robert, and Carmine Falcone as Joe Sr.
: Last Resort Frank Pembleton and Ben Covington are a submarine captain and his number two who refuse to attack Pakistan and wind up hiding out on an island in the South Pacific with their crew. Ben's married to Cinderella, Col. Tom Ryan is the chief of the boat, Lizzie Grant is a lobbyist, and Sierra owns the island's bar.
: Legend MacGyver and Discord... in the Steam Punk Wild West!
: A Leverage disturbed Vietnam vet leads a Five-Man Band of thieves with himself as Mission Control to create Asshole Victims out of people like Smug Snakes Romo Lampkin and Zelda Spellman. When the most experienced thief, Jane, leaves to deal with her personality issues she sends in Sixth Ranger Seven of Nine to keep Lindsay McDonald, Voodoo Tatum, and Works-With-Carlos Girl safe.
: Life On Mars The Master is a detective who ends up trapped in the 1970s. He has a bit of difficulty adjusting to DCI Galvin's regime, but luckily he can confide in WPC Woman in Black.
: LOST Charlie Salinger becomes the defacto leader of a band of survivors on a mysterious island. Other survivors include a doomed secret agent, an elvish Action Girl, and Merry Brandybuck as an expy of one of the Gallagher brothers. Batmanuel is there too, and he doesn't age.
: Lost in Space Zorro and his family, including his son Anthony Fremont, are lost in space.
: Board the The Love Boat Pacific Princess, where Murray Slaughter is the captain and Siegfried is the ship's doctor.
Law And Order franchise
: Law & Order Lumiere, the representative of Alderaan, and a gay philosophy professor hunt down perps in New York City. J. Jonah Jameson is a resident therapist.
: Law & Order: Criminal Intent A giant alien cockroach and a Goonie-ette solve crimes along with The Fly, who replaced Mr. Big. Cases:
: Law & Order: LA James Rhodes and Doc Ock fight crime with Brenda.
: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Chris Keller and Tenar solve heinous crimes along with Ice T, the definitive John Munch, newly transferred detectives Di Henry and Detective Scotty Valens, with psychologist General Shang.
Mork is a guy with very conflicting views on control (he hates "sheeple"... unless they're his sheeple).
Wonder Woman is a thief and a liar and her daughter Daena thinks Rape Is OK When It Is Female On Male (and extremely funny if the female uses roofies and a cattle prod).
Sophie is a rape victim and ADA appears for a second when her accused boyfriend is chased by a mob and hit by a car.
Lucilla is a passionate but slightly unhinged detective (her aggressiveness makes Stabler uncomfortable), who quits the SVU after Mei-chan (in her defense, her current life really sucked).
tries to burn her apartment with them in it so they can be happy in the afterlife One of the Iwo Jima flag-raisers leaves the SVU after killing a guy ( who deserved it).
Kitty Forman is a woman in deep, deep denial about her husband's violent ephibophilia.
Lizzie McGuire is a partying, neglectful teen mom.
That Yellow Bastard is a paranoid Serial Killer who gets a little help from Munch's ex-wife, Simka Gravas.
Lady Deathstrike is a rape victim who can't remember her assault.
Miranda Hobbes is a spider expert with multiple personalities. or not.
Computer nerd Danny Tanner's wife falls for dance director Jack Skellington; after she appears to be poisoned, Jack is suspected while Danny retains Lily St. Regis as his lawyer.
Will is suspected of killing his girlfriend.
Chel is horrified to discover that her husband is molesting her son. Later, the guy's NaMaBLA-esque leader is defended by Tara.
Michael Oher wants to avenge his aunt.
Ginger Rothstein takes over as Assistant DA. Wormtongue also shows up as an expert on fires.
River Song shows up from time to time as a really snappy defense attorney. Interestingly, her character is named— Spoilers! Miranda Pond — River's real name is Melody Pond.
A Pretty Woman turns out to be a Manipulative Bastard.
Jessie the cowgirl really misses her little girl. Like, "forces a lookalike kid to get plastic surgery" misses her.
Ghost Whisperer is a conspicuously unglamourous girl haunted by a vicious rapist.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a murderer who does not know how to keep his mouth shut.
Bernard the Arch-elf is an Absent-Minded Professor that would kill for water and gave the Victim of the Week poisonous mushrooms (or so he claims) at a Fundraiser held by Aunt May. The case was being prosecuted by Ms. Blu Rain and he was defended by Carter Heywood.
Lucy Danziger was a teenage girl that was linked to a pedophile.
Mei-ling East is a distressed illegal alien/"paid submissive".
Scar is a sex addict who fears he raped his daughter while drunk. He didn't, and the girl he did have sex with consented.
"Hi, I'm Grace Adler of Pædo Hunt News, why don't you have a seat over there?"
Claire Bennet appears twice (well, she does have superpowers); first she's the frequently-injured daughter of two famous singers whose injuries aren't caused by them but by .
herself because Mom in particular neglects her Then a few years later, she's a naughty high-school student. Very naughty. Lying, giving oral sex for clothes and murdering the sleazy doctor who had sex with her and her friend, taped it, and wouldn't give her the tape naughty.
Cherry is a swinger, a con artist, and in love with her brother.
Tiana is a maid who accuses a well-heeled guy of raping her. If the headline this was ripped from is any indication, the detectives are going to discover she has some credibility issues.
Psychic Powers can't help poor Ariel Dubois. Twice fortunately the second guy is caught.
Iago the parrot is a fantastically sarcastic IT guy.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is an ex-fattie who bullied a current-fattie into a wheelchair, so his pals got revenge by . Pretty sure this is an sodomizing her Old Shame.
Agent Prentiss is a robber's resentful daughter.
A beatnik artist is the new ADA and romancing Olivia.
Eunice raised Stu Macher from childhood.
Dawson hates the classmate who got him kicked out of med school so much that he uses weaponized genetic attraction to seduce the guy's donor and legitimate teenage daughters for revenge.
Steve has a fetish for amputating the legs of beautiful women. Fortunately he more-or-less knew what he was doing and it was more-or-less consensual; unfortunately the "less" eventually caught up to him and his last victim.
TV star Shannon Rutherford is raped by Phil Diffy, who brags about it to shock jock The Deadly Duplicator, who's shot by Phil's uptight morality-crazed mother Katherine Mayfair.
A traditional sister-wife turns out to be a very Manipulative Bitch who thought it'd be funny to have her lover pretend to rape her during a webcam session with her husband. Thanks to her husband's massive denial over her lover
s she gets away with a ton of bad behavior. Vada Sultenfuss is not E.L. James. Uh-uh. No way. Absolutely not. Because not-"EL James" is actually her art history professor.
A slimy TV reporter used to be a '70s serial killer, but one of his all-female victims was actually killed by the cop who arrested him, .
Kelly Garrett, who framed the reporter for the crime and made it look like the victim's husband (who she was having an affair with) was dead Marissa Cooper is a prostitute who survives an encounter with a religion-inclined murderer.
Who kidnapped Jessica Hamby?
Claire Dunphy and Dylan McKay are happy to have their child medically tested; this case is also tied into Darlene Conner's past as a rape victim.
Birdie, the father of one of Claire's other children - Haley - is accused of molesting her big sister. He didn't do it; it was a false memory planted by sis's therapist, but that doesn't stop the middle child from accidentally killing him.
Eight years later, Haley Dunphy comes back as a schoolgirl who really wants to please her mother. Even if she has to kill a fellow student to do it.
Ruben Tischkoff is a guy who once fell in (consenting) love with his (18+) high school students. Sadly went the non-consensual route.
four other teachers Malcolm's mom is a tough (possibly corrupt?) DA.
Wheelchair-bound ex-con Walt Link raped and murdered a whole lot of women — but not the last one.
Maggie Greene is raped by a Stalker with a Crush who impregnated her.
"Officer Pornstach" (who's also Sabertooth's real-life half-brother) is an incredibly, horrifyingly Manipulative Bastard who burned off his fingerprints, terrorized his roommate, seduced his lawyer Claire Fischer, kidnapped Benson, and killed "Clair's" father and raped her mother along the way. Fortunately Benson introduced him to a pipe; unfortunately she beat him .
after she restrained him, claimed self-defense, and he is remarkably not dead : Law & Order: UK Lee Adama is a detective and Martha Jones and Jenny's real dad are the CPS (Crown Prosecuting Service not Child Protective Service).
: Mad Men Jack Brody is a 60's news reporter.
: Magic Beyond Words: The J. K. Rowling Story Agent Spade is an aspiring author.
: Malcolm in the Middle Agent Cody Banks narrates the lives of his Big Screwed-Up Family, including his father Walter White.
: Sardonic matriarch Mamas Family Alvinia T. Plout lives in a small southern town with her journalist sister Blanche Devereaux, dimwitted son Sam Jones, and bimbo daughter-in-law Opal Sue Gardner. We also meet her constantly-feuding daughters Agatha Hannigan and Sue Ann Nivens, doltish son-in-law The Great Gazoo, and clingy, domestic-minded friend Gunny Bricker.
: The Man From UNCLE Lee and Dr. Mallard are spies employed by Jacob Marley.
: Man vs. Wild Buddy and a gay cowboy join Bear Grylls in the frozen wilderness.
Marcus Welby, MD: Jim Anderson is a doctor.
: Married... with Children Eric Barker is married to his lazy wife Turanga Leela and together they have kids Mako and Brittany Miller.
: The Mary Tyler Moore Show Laura Petrie works at a TV news station in Minneapolis with Captain Stubing, Hudson and Judge Smails. Other frequent faces include Frau Blücher and Rose Nylund.
: MASH Arnold Vinick and Gabrielle Solis' father-in-law try to survive life as surgeons in The Korean War in a M* A* S* H unit which was run by Stan Zbornaks' brother but now by Detective Pete Porter. They are later joined by Cogsworth.
: Masters Of Sex An ancient vampire lord and an outcast high school girl study the mysteries of human sexuality ( WOW that sounds wrong).
: Maverick Jim Rockford and James Bond are just two members of a family of cowboys.
: Medium A hooker is a psychic who fights crime. She and her husband, the guy from the , are Dawn of the Dead (2004) Happily Married. Major problems come in the form of deranged doctor Romo Lampkin and sinister stalker the Invisible Man who are both dealt with by some very, . She also has a scene with her real life (ex-)husband, very pissed-off Deus ex Machinas from Beyond The Punisher.
: Melissa And Joey Sabrina Spellman is a politician and Blossom's big brother (the one who's always The Danza) is her live-in nanny.
: Memphis Beat Earl Hickey is a detective, a computer hacker is a newbie cop, and their boss is Betty Applewhite.
: Men Of A Certain Age Manny the mammoth and Capt. Archer are middle-aged friends.
: The Middle Deborah seems to have left Ray and married the Janitor.
(2011 HBO miniseries): Mildred Pierce Rose DeWitt Bukater is the Love Martyr mother of the ungrateful Queen Bee of Mississippi. When her husband leaves her, Rose's neighbor Alice advises her she can always "work from home, if you know what I mean" ( she means being a hooker); later, Rose has to deal with an ex-monarch with memory problems as a shady love interest.
: A group of spies consists of head Mission: Impossible DA Schiff (who is replaced by Capt. Oveur), Dr. Russell, Cmdr. Koenig (Koenig is replaced by Spock), Norberg, Barney Collier and others.
: Mister Ed Scrooge McDuck talks to a horse and won't reveal that said horse can talk.
: Modern Family Al Bundy scores another hot wife, a very Spicy Latina whose mom is (or at least sounds like) Mirage.
: Monk Jack Jeebs is an obsessive-compulsive and multi-phobic detective who is allowed to work again under police chief Jame Gumb and with the naive Donatello. His Aloof Big Brother would like to be a Meiter'd, while his Stalker with a Crush is married to her dog. With a girl and another girl who cries in baseball as Jeebs' assistants. In the final season, he comes to the aid of Mr. Eko and police chief Marv and eventually discovers that .
Mr. Incredible is his wife's killer Simka is a Granola Girl florist who correctly guesses that Monk's ideal plant is artificial.
Hodges is a cheating husband who accidentally kills his mistress.
: The Monkees Arthur, the Dodger, Mike and Pete go on random adventures and sing songs.
"Success Story": The boys must impress the Dodger's grandfather, Grimsby, and do so with a mass of Blatant Lies.
"Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth": The Dodger is asked to take care of a horse against the rules of landlord Fred Flintstone #2. The March Hare is a vet.
"I Was A Teenage Monster": The boys teach Ja ws how to rock.
"Captain Crocodile": Harry Hoo is a crazy TV show host.
"Monkee Chow Mein": Harry Hoo plans to release the "Doomsday Bug."
"The Monkees Get out More Dirt": The boys fall in love with Catwoman.
"Monkees at the Movies": Joshua Bolt walks out of his movie contract, forcing the Dodger to replace him.
"The Monkees in Texas": The boys must prevent Gen. Peterson from stealing the oil-rich ranch of Mike's aunt.
"The Monkee's Paw": Captain Hook gives the boys a monkey's paw, which ultimately costs Arthur his voice.
: Nonsense sketches include Monty Python's Flying Circus King Arthur, Mr. Creosote, Basil Fawlty, Ken Pile and Dirk. Dr. Imhaus creates cartoons with famous paintings.
: Moonlighting Kelly Corcoran and Spike are a detective duo with Belligerent Sexual Tension. Miss Grotke is the secretary.
: Mork and Mindy The Genie is a humanoid alien who lands on earth and meets Sam Russell.
: Murder, She Wrote Mrs. Potts writes and solves murder mysteries.
: My Favorite Martian Mr. Singleton crash lands on Earth and, instead of using it as an article for his boss, The Walrus, David Banner takes him in for his uncle.
: My Hero Father Dougal receives super powers and fights crime while romancing a murderess Emily Joyce. Hilarity Ensues.
: My Name Is Earl Syndrome has to make up for a list of bad things he's done so he can build up some good karma. Mrs Quilligan is his ex-wife and Harry Knowles is his brother.
: My So-Called Life Temple Grandin has a crush on the lead singer of 30 Seconds To Mars. Green Goblin and Sweets are also there.
: After breaking up with her boyfriend and losing her job at a bridal suite (her boyfriend owned the bridal suite), The Nanny Pamela Finklestein becomes a door-to-door cosmetics salesgirl, until one day, she convinces widower British Broadway producer Shane Donovan into hiring her as the new nanny for his three children Supergirl, Ben Harvey, and Mia Ross. Shane's butler, a holographic Professor Moriarty, takes an immediate liking to Pam, but Shane's longtime business partner, Julie Rayburn, sees her as an obstacle to winning Shane's affections, even though he never regards her as anything more than a business partner.
"The Nuchshlep": Shane agrees to let Supergirl go on a date with her boyfriend Cyclops, provided Pam accompanies them.
"The Gym Teacher": Pam helps Supergirl deal with her tyrannical gym teacher Anita, while Shane has to deal with overbearing actor Dan Turpin.
"Ode to Barbara Joan": Pam finds herself bonding with Julie's father, Kelly Robinson, much to the irritation of Julie.
"The Playwright": In order to teach Ben a lesson about not looking down on his classmate Rubber Woman, Pam must make amends with former classmate Paul Lassiter.
"Pishke Business": Pam must pose as Julie in order to persuade businessman Vizzini to invest in Shane's latest play after Julie unwittingly attacks him.
"Stock Tip": Pam introduces Shane to Arnie Becker, who works on Wall Street, but not in the way Pam thought...
"The Nanny Behind the Man": Pam sets her grandmother Millie up with playwright Admiral Hansen, whom Shane hopes will let him produce his play.
"Frannie and the Professor": Julie makes a bet with her brother David St. Hubbins about whether Pam can go on and win.
Jeopardy "The Tart with Heart": To prove she's more than a pretty face, Pam dates blind man George Costanza.
"Educating Fran": Fran starts dating Supergirl's college professor Perseus as Shane has difficulty conveying his feelings for her.
: Nashville with Country Strong: The Series Tami Taylor playing Gwyneth Paltrow to Claire Bennet's Leighton Meester. Martin Fitzgerald is Tami's husband, and Cy Tolliver is her dad; Lucky Spencer is a bad boy musician and Morgan Ross is a guitarist and ex of Tami (and one of the somewhat slutty Claire's bedmates); Nina Bailey and Stoke are singers, and both Stoke and Lucky fancy Nina. The tight end for the Titans is Claire's producer and another of her bedmates, and Jim Belushi's sister-in-law is Martin's ex. Marcel Hollis and Melinda May are record company execs (and Skye also works in the business), and Luke Ward moves in next door to Nina and Stoke; meanwhile, Claire's unfit mother Tracy has a sponsor, Paul, who Claire also sleeps with. Claire later has professional competition from Cassidy, who like Claire and Tami works for label head Adam Rhodes to boot; and hooks up with wealthy polo-playing (and married) Demetri. Meanwhile, Michael Swift is the biggest thing in country music.
Alternately: as per the first Season 2 soundtrack album, Kate and Garth finally become a pair (duet-wise, that is).
: NCIS Dr. Robert Caldwell leads a federal investigative team consisting of Logan Cale, Marguerite Cisneros, and Thackery Binx. Illya Kuryakin is the medical examiner. Alice Wisdom is the Perky Goth lab rat. Dr. Keith Wilkes is the agency's director.
: NCIS: Los Angeles Robin and an undersea chef fight crime under the watchful eye of Grandmother Willow.
: The National Parks: America's Best Idea Woody, who is at one point a manic depressive Jack McCoy's loyal sidekick, and Dick Solomon lend their voices to tell the story of the National Parks.
: The Newsroom Jack McCoy, Zuko, and Harry (who's just recovered from a Freak Out on live TV) work at a 24-hour news channel.
Nicky Deuce: Nickelodeon Made-for-TV Movie in which Gibby has to spend the summer with his Uncle Bobby and Grandma Carmen. He soon suspects his uncle's in the mob; strangely, Johnny Sack, Paulie Walnuts, Christopher Molisanti and Tony Soprano all turn up.
: Ninja Warrior Kakashi is the announcer for a Le Parkour competition.
: Nip/Tuck The Stepfather and Dr. Doom are amazingly talented but neurotic and vain (respectively) plastic surgeons. Betty Rubble wants a better body after winning the lottery; Starbuck (and later Paige Matthews) is an anesthesiologist; other Scilons are money-grubbing villains. Sephiroth recently joined the cast.
: No Ordinary Family Vic Mackey, his wife Rita Bennett, and their children (one of whom is young Jim Kirk) win the Super Power Lottery.
(TV movie): November Christmas Carter Slade and Aiden team up to give a Littlest Cancer Patient an early holiday.
: An NUMB3RS elf uses math to help the FBI solve crimes; his father is a Taxi driver while his best friend and colleague is Renfield.
: Nurse Jackie Carmela Soprano is a tough, Jerk with a Heart of Gold nurse who works with Carlisle Cullen.
: The Pacific Tim Murphy, Simon, King Ahkmenrah, and others go through hell in World War II.
: Parenthood Mr. Incredible is a loud-mouthed patriarch; his daughter is Lorelei Gilmore and his son is Nate Fisher.
: Parks and Recreation Hillary Clinton works in the parks department under Burt Shlubb and alongside Raaaaaaaandy! She's determined to fix up a pit near Karen Filipelli's house.
: Partners Marc is the male "Will & Grace" with Prof. Epps, but despite dating he's rather jealous of Epps' fiancee.
Superman : Party of Five Dr. Jack Shepard becomes the defacto parent of his siblings, who include Sydney Prescott, Gwen Stacy, and Chad Decker, who is dating Melinda Gordon after their parents die, which commences a very long Trauma Conga Line. Archie Bunker is their grandfather.
: Perry Mason Ironside never loses a case.
: Person of Interest Ben Linus is apparently a Precog machine.
: Police Squad! Dr. Rumack is a police detective. Guest stars get killed in each episode, including Ben Cartwright, Carol Brady and Captain Kirk.
: Political Animals Ripley is an ex-president's ex-wife running for office. Said ex-president is Gaius Julius Caesar.
: Among some of the many people who have starred in the Power Rangers entire franchise include Mother Talzin, Tina Sharp, Wizardmon, Nero, Vergil, Cameron, Areola, Archie Johnson, Zim, Jill Valentine, Doctor Doom, Haruhi Suzumiya, Elliot Burch, Lois Griffin, Gimmy Adai, Edwin Alva, J, Bennett, Heather Mosby, Felix Tagarro, Akuma, Gen, Hal Stewart, Ryan Steele, The Riddler, Jiraiya, Tobi, C.C. White, Alex Rosewater, Dewey Novak, Sid the Dummy, Chapel the Evergreen, Legato Bluesummers, Uryu Ishida and Magno Vivian.
: Prime Suspect Edie Stall is the American version of The Queen's tough detective.
remake: The Prisoner Jesus is trapped in a mysterious Village headed by Magneto, who's son is Young!Gellert Grindelwald.
Prohibition: Paul, Melinda, Mace Windu, Scar, DA MaCoy, Harvey Pekar, and Dick Solomon narrate the title era.
Q - R - S
: Quantum Leap Captain Archer and his best bud Cavil the Cylon battle the Timey-Wimey Ball.
: Rawhide Dirty Harry goes on cattle drives.
: Red Dwarf Lloyd Mullaney and Gordon Brittas are crewmates on a spaceship under the command of Simpson. Lloyd is imprisoned in stasis for three million years and when he is released, he finds that his pet cat is the ancestor of Gex. Later, they're joined by the British Prime Minister.
: Ringer Daphne Blake witnesses a mob murder and runs to be with her twin sister Helen Shivers, who's married to Mr. Fantastic and having an affair with a former high school footballer/bar owner. Meanwhile, Big Willie Little is the only one - apart from Helen ( The Chessmaster who faked her own death) and Billy Abbott - who knows Daphne is pretending to be Helen, Helen/Daphne's stepdaughter Maya Bennett has trouble at school and with her teacher Logan Echolls, cop Seņor Senior Jr. is determined to find Daphne so she can testify, Stacie Monroe is Mr. Fantastic's Evil Brit of a business partner, and Janet Gavin is Mr. Fantastic's ex-wife and in love with Stacie as well as trying several times to kill Daphne, who she thinks is Helen.
: Rome Soap MacTavish and Frank Castle are two Roman soldiers who got mixed up in various historical events.
: The Rockford Files Bret Maverick is an ex-convict-turned-private investigator.
: Rubicon Leckie and Lady Van Tassel are surrounded by strange goings-on after 9/11.
: Running Wilde Granola Girl Felicity has to deal with Upper-Class Twit Stranz when her daughter declares she just wants to be normal.
: Rutland Weekend Television Mr. Smokes-too-much, Mr. Turkentine, Ron Nasty and the Indian guru come together to form a TV station.
: Sanctuary Captain Samantha Carter recruits Hayden Cruise to join Genii leader Ladon Radim and Wraith commander Todd to protect "abnormals" from harm and persecution. Also starring a lot of people from and the various Battlestar Galactica series.
Stargate : The Sarah Connor Chronicles Queen Gorgo is on the run with her son (who was sometimes Littlefoot) and River Tam.
: Saturday Night Live The more famous cast members include Bluto, Ty Webb, Peter Venkman, Elwood, Mushu, Iago, Austin Powers, Bill McNeal, Ron Burgundy, Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope. Famous hosts include Rufus (who hosted the first telecast), Lucky Day, Jack Donaghy, Mike Wazowski and James Sullivan.
: Saving Grace Elastigirl is a hard-drinking slut of a cop working for Almond Joy who gets a chance to change her ways by untraditional angel Tom Nuttall. Her best friend Maya Gallo knows about the "new person" in her life, and Odo is a priest who abused our heroine as a child and who gets killed in the season two premiere.
: Scandal Broomhilda von Schaft is President Tarzan's Ms. Fix-it. When he dumps her for Broomhilda, the First lady retaliates by hiring her own fixer, Captain Jack Harkness.
: Scarecrow and Mrs. King John Sheridan is a spy who joins up with divorced housewife Sabrina Duncan.
Sea Hunt: Steve McCroskey goes on underwater adventures.
: A standup comedian gets involved in wacky hijinks with Seinfeld Duckman, Old Christine, and Stanley Spadowski. His nemesis is Officer Don. Also, Christine has an on-again off-again relationship with Joe Swanson (aka The Tick).
: Shake It Up Margeaux Darling and Sequoia, childhood buddies, are dancers in a Chicago dance show who have zany adventures with charming friend Max Russo's conscience's conscience, Sequoia's girl crazy dancer brother Sander, Margeaux's pesky little brother Tyler Harmon and Funny Foreigner on-again-off-again brother-and-sister dancing team younger Chuck Pierce and Barbara Winslow. Brian Winters was the dancing show's original host. Loretta Geargrinder ( the British one) is the school principal.
( Shameless American version): Christine Daae lives with her dad, shady car salesman with alcoholism, who promotes her to parent when her mom leaves.
: Sherlock Smaug and Bilbo Baggins fight crime in present-day London.
In one episode, they help a guy who was attacked by a large dog as a kid, and turned into a werewolf.
: Smallville Bo Duke is Charlie Baker's adoptive father and Lana Lang is his mother. The Riddler is the Flash's father and Spike is an android hellbent on destroying humanity. Dean Winchester shows up briefly, but gets crushed by a meteor. General Zod (later The Doci) and Supergirl are Charlie's birth parents. Charlie's enemies include Jack Arnold, Iceman, Marlena Diamond, Randy Taylor, Vincent, Anthony Knivert, The Son, and Colonel Saul Tigh.
: Smash Grace and Morticia produce a musical about Marilyn Monroe; later on Beatrix Kiddo tries to steal the show.
The Song of Lunch: Snape and Trelawny are old lovers who reunite over the title meal.
: Sons Of Anarchy Killer Croc and Leela are a couple of bikers.
Space 1999: Cinnamon Carter and Rollin Hand have a love affair IN SPACE!!!
The Special Relationship: HBO TV movie about the relationship between Prime Minister Aro and President Jack, with Narcissa Malfoy and Joyce as their respective wives.
: Spin City Alex P. Keaton helps Brad run New York City. Then Topper Harley takes over.
: St. Elsewhere John Woodley, KITT, and Mr. Nolan head up a crumbling teaching hospital in the South End of Boston.
: Star Trek: The Original Series TJ Hooker explores the galaxy alongside his crew which consists of Paris, Elgin Clark, Commander Canarvin, Nana Dawson, Yoketron and Alfred Bester.
: Star Trek: Enterprise Sam Beckett is the Captain of the Enterprise.
: A century after Kirk and company, Captain Star Trek: The Next Generation Charles Xavier and his crew comprised of Commander David Xanatos, Lt. (later Lt. Commander) Kunta Kinte, Lt. Rachel Creed during season 1, the Klingon Lt. I.M. Weasel, Dr. Caroline Ryan with her son Gordie LaChance, Counselor Demona, and the android Lt. Commander Brakish Okun boldly go where no one has gone before.
"Where Silence Has Lease": Dr. Silberman is a space entity who starts to psychologically torment the Enterprise crew.
"Elementary, Dear Data: In a holodeck program, Dr. Okun, as Sherlock Holmes, takes on Holmes's greatest nemesis, Niles the butler, who is slowly gaining awareness of his existence as a hologram.
"Yesterday's Enterprise": Rachel Creed returns within an alternate timeline (it's complicated) and finds herself falling for Shooter McGavin.
"Suddenly Human": Professor X debates with alien captain Derek Powers over who has custody over an orphaned human boy.
"The Wounded": Duncan Malloy's former captain, Samuel Norton, is conducting independent attacks against the Cardassians.
"Cause and Effect": The Enterprise finds itself stuck in a time loop with a 23rd century Federation ship commanded by Captain Frasier Crane.
"The Perfect Mate": Jean Grey is the perfect woman for Xavier. Unfortunately, she wasn't intended for him.
"Imaginary Friend": Heidi's imaginary friend appears in the form of August Leffler.
"Ship in a Bottle": Niles the butler is back, and he wants H.M. Murdock to help him break free from the confines of a holodeck.
"Chain of Command" (Parts I and II): Starfleet Captain Vilos Cohaagen gets assigned as the new Enterprise captain, so Professor X is assigned to undertake a covert mission. But during the mission, he gets captured and is ultimately tortured by Cardassian interrogator Ra's Al Ghul.
"The Pegasus": Xanatos is called upon by his former captain, now Admiral John Locke to salvage a top-secret cloaking device.
"Homeward": Weasel's adoptive brother Eddie Valentine seeks help from the Enterprise crew in saving an alien civilization from planetary destruction.
"Q Who?": Discord appears and causes trouble for the Enterprise crew while also warning them of the Borg.
: Stargate SG-1 MacGyver leads a team of scientists and military explorers, including military scientist Dr Helen Magnus, alien Magneto, and an archaeologist, where no man has gone before. His immediate boss coached the Racine Peaches women's baseball team, and the base doctor is MOM.
: Stargate Atlantis The Holographic Doctor is beset by enemies Charles "Trip" Tucker and Miles O'Brien. (Star Trek Civil War!)
: Step by Step Bobby Ewing and Chrissy Snow get married and unite their families.
The Sunset Limited: TV movie adaptation of a play by Cormac McCarthy wherein reformed murderer Jules saves Agent K from throwing himself in front of the title train and trying to theologically argue him away from suicide.
: Supernatural Alec and Dean fight monsters while they look for their dad, The Comedian. Later on, they meet quite a few interesting people, including some angels (specifically one of the many terrorists from and one of the many scary guys from 24 ), the Army husband from Prison Break , Army Wives Penhall and his Captain, and one of the dudes from .
Jericho : Swindle Nickelodeon Made-for-TV Movie in which Nelson Baxter, Kevin Reed, Katie Knight, Gibby Gibson, Sam Puckett and Cat Valentine team up to heist a valuable baseball card which Hank Yarbo tricked Nelson and Kevin into selling for way less than its worth.
: TJ Hooker Captain Kirk is a tough cop.
: An Taxi alien invasion survivor and Doc Brown work together for Martin Weir.
: That '70s Show Venom is a kid growing up in 1970s Wisconsin. His social circle includes Alex Vause, Milo Foster, Walden Schmidt, Meg Griffin, and Manny Garcia. Venom's parents are Clarence Boddicker and Alice Knight and Alex's dad is the Rhino. Milo frequently hangs out with Man Stoner.
: 3rd Rock from the Sun Lord Farquaad, Icarus, Holly Franklin, and Jim Hawkins are aliens. Prymaat Conehead is a Professor. the Aliens boss is Captain Kirk.
: Threes Company Clifford the Big Red Dog pretends he's gay so that he can live with two girls (including dumb blonde Carol Lambert) without rousing the suspicions of his landlords, stick-in-the mud Mr. McCleery and his sex-starved wife Frances Temple. Carol later moves out and is replaced, first by klutzy farm girl Jamie Ewing Barnes, then by intelligent nurse Della Churchill. Mr. McCleery and Frances also move away and are replaced by goofy, flamboyantly-dressed Barney Fife as the new landlord.
: Tiger Cruise Rarely-screened and never released to buy Disney Channel Original Movie with Kirby Reed and Sam Puckett as daughters of Navy commander Thomas J. Whitmore; Kirby goes on the title cruise along with Patti Perez, Eggs and crew including Doogie Howser's ex-girlfriend in a bid to get her dad to come home from the Navy, but then September 11, 2001 arrives...
: Tipping the Velvet Emma Peel's lesbian daughter, working as an oyster-girl in Victorian Whitstable, falls in love with music-hall drag king Alex Drake.
: Top Of The Lake Peggy investigates the disappearance of a pregnant twelve-year-old in the creepy little town ruled by her drug-dealer father. Also starring Faramir and a slightly unhinged Elastigirl.
: A Touch of Frost Del Boy is a serious and devoted detective, determined to put criminals behind bars, while hoping the police don't notice him selling dodgy DVDs and microwaves.
: Treme Dr. Alexx and Sulley are among many people in The Big Easy dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
: True Blood Rogue and her evil owl brother discover All Myths Are True when Vampires break The Masquerade. Dangerous characters include Regina George, a very depressed woman's bridegroom, and Elliot Stabler.
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: Unforgettable Agent Samantha has a Photographic Memory.
( Unforgivable Blackness: The Rise and Fall of Jack Johnson not the surfer/singer): Goliath narrates while Jules Winnefield personifies the larger-than-life Johnson, who had the nerve to be a fast-living sports star in 1910 and African American at the same time. Darth Vader later portrays Johnson in a play, which strikes a chord with Muhammad Ali.
: Up All Night Kelly Bundy and GOB Bluth take care of the infant daughter of her boss, an average prostitute.
: V Man-Bat, with help from Darryl Revok and Victor Basta, forms a team of Earthlings to fight against man-eating aliens led by Miss Peacock. Freddy Krueger is one of the few good aliens in the series.
: The Vampire Diaries Boone is evil to his little brother. Mia is caught between Boone and his brother, and finds out that her Uncle Sark is actually her father.
: Veep Elaine is a heartbeat away from being the first female president.
(not Vegas or Vega$ ): Las Vegas Dr. Jack Hall, Det. Vic Mackey, and Trinity live in new (old) Las Vegas.
: Veronica Mars Elle Bishop is a schoolgirl who fights crime with her dad, Elliot DiMauro PI.
: War of the Worlds Steven Farlow, Mercedes, Tripp Hansen, Poncho, and Dory Quimby fight off aliens. The second season introduces The Lone Man, his scientist Jean Grey and her assistant Otto as the leaders of a Time skipped new invasion.
Warm Springs: HBO Made-for-TV Movie about President Jack Bauer (or was it Gilderoy Lockhart?) and his wife, Miranda Hobbes, and the former's physical therapy sessions at the title health resort.
: Weeds Nemo wants to be a drug dealer, just like his mommy (who was almost Charlotte). Juni is also involved.
: President The West Wing Captain Willard is elected to lead America, with his wife, Rizzo, and their daughters, including Peggy Olson. His chief of staff, Tommy Mullaney, with deputy Danny Tripp, work with a communication's director who returned to Jurassic Park, press secretary Ms Perky, and a Young Number 2 speechwriter.
A particularly jarring one: they have to pick a ranking member of the government to stay in the White House during the State of the Union, just in case. Who does the President pick to run the country if everyone is blown up? The Mayor of Sunnydale.
When Things Were Rotten: A send-up of that includes Robin Hood Hymie in that role, Siegfried as Alan-a-Dale, and King Roland as Friar Tuck.
: The co-manager of the White Collar Carnivāle is responsible for Bryce Larkin, who's helping the FBI solve white-collar crimes while wearing a Nice Hat together with Stanford Blatch and looking for his girlfriend, Annabeth Chase. Then she died, and he somehow ended up dating Repo Woman Peyton Sawyer.
: Wings Superman and Norman Osborn are two brothers who co-own an airline. Monk taxis people to and from the airport.
: Wizards of Waverly Place Coop and Hawkgirl settle down and have three kids: Mikayla, Ted's future son, and Diego. They're wizards. And in one episode, Starscream is a report card.
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Every TV movie/series based on British novels on PBS: Hogwarts professors in pastoral England.
Various HBO sports documentaries: Sabertooth narrates tales of sports greatness.