Two bears who live with humans face off in a bonus rap battle, but which one is going to win? Ted or Paddington?
This rap battle provides examples of:
- Flipping the Bird: Being a vulgar teddy bear, Ted flips his middle finger as one of his poses.
- I Banged Your Mom: One of Ted's insults towards Paddington.Ted: You're getting marmalade? I'm getting yo momma laid!
- Padding: In-universe, Paddington subtly calls Ted's film full of these.Paddington: I thought it was my name but my, you're stuffed with tons of padding
- Pretender Diss: Paddington calls Ted's films are so disgusting and nonsensical that Ted isn't a real comedy.Paddington: You're not a real comedy, clearly you're a Comic-Con
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: Calm and polite Paddington (Blue) is contrasted with aggresive and vulgar Ted (Red).
- Shout-Out:
- Paddington drops a Toy Story reference when dissing Ted's horniness.Paddington: Trying to get his Woody Buzz'd like Sextoy Story
- Paddington thinks Ted is just a "plush version of Chucky".
- Paddington says Ted "don't have the balls to be a Family Guy".
- Paddington drops a Toy Story reference when dissing Ted's horniness.
