Have a pastry.
, inexplicably shifting the focus of a marriage counseling session to pastries
Mmmm, Helen makes the most sumptuous pastries!
in response to the above quote
Hi, My name's Jim. Put your hands in the air! What are you upset about?
— Jim the cop
, looking like a complete idiot (this is actually the correct choice
, by the way)
I can take my clothes off in the bathroom. Do you think I can take my clothes off here?
Because I'm a terrorist!
— Duke Crabtree
, in response to the question of why he
has hijacked the player's cab
Sustained! You're off the case!
— The prosecutor
and the Judge
(if you actually play Episode 10, be prepared to hear this or some variation of it a lot)
I'll blow us all to Hell!
The only ring I've got is around the collar. Suck on this, sinner!
— A cop after being asked if he's married, who responds to that query by shooting the player