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Episode 1: Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience
Vision: [after Wanda accidentally hits him in the head with a levitating plate] My wife and her flying saucers.
Wanda Maximoff: My husband and his indestructible head.
Vision: Aren't we a fine pair?
Wanda Maximoff: My husband and his indestructible head.
Vision: Aren't we a fine pair?
Agnes: So what's a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house?
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, no, I'm not single.
Agnes: Oh, I don't see a ring.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, I assure you, I'm married. To a man. A human one and tall.
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, no, I'm not single.
Agnes: Oh, I don't see a ring.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, I assure you, I'm married. To a man. A human one and tall.
Wanda Maximoff: We are an unusual couple, you know?
Vision: Oh, I don't think that was ever in question.
Vision: Oh, I don't think that was ever in question.
Episode 2: Don't Touch That Dial
Vision: Wanda, you're not at all worried that the audience might just see through this little charade?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, that's the whole point. In a real magic act, everything is fake. Darling, the talent show fundraiser is the most important event of the season, and it's our neighborly duty to participate. Plus, it's our chance to appear as normal as possible while doing so.
Vision: Well, I don't think that should be a problem.
Wanda Maximoff: This is our home now. I want us to fit in.
Vision: Oh, darling, we do. We shall.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, that's the whole point. In a real magic act, everything is fake. Darling, the talent show fundraiser is the most important event of the season, and it's our neighborly duty to participate. Plus, it's our chance to appear as normal as possible while doing so.
Vision: Well, I don't think that should be a problem.
Wanda Maximoff: This is our home now. I want us to fit in.
Vision: Oh, darling, we do. We shall.
Dottie: The devil's in the details, Bev.
Agnes: That's not the only place he is.
Agnes: That's not the only place he is.
"Wanda? Wanda, can you hear me? Who's doing this to you, Wanda?"
— Jimmy Woo
Vision: Hello, Westview! Good afternoon. It's so lovely to be...[bumping into a handrail] I'm so sorry. Excuse me. I am Glamour, and this is my delightful assistant, Illusion.
Wanda Maximoff: I am Glamour and he's Illusion.
Vision: Yeah, what she said. Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe.
Wanda Maximoff: I am Glamour and he's Illusion.
Vision: Yeah, what she said. Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe.
Episode 3: Now in Color
Wanda Maximoff: Well, yes, with all the close calls we've been having, it seems the people of Westview are always on the verge of discovering our secret.
Vision: Yes, I know what you mean. But it's more than that, isn't it? Mr. and Mrs. Hart, dinner. Outside with Herb. I think something's wrong here, Wanda.
Vision: Yes, I know what you mean. But it's more than that, isn't it? Mr. and Mrs. Hart, dinner. Outside with Herb. I think something's wrong here, Wanda.
Geraldine: Can you believe it? Twins! Hi.
Wanda Maximoff: I'm a twin. I had a brother. His name was Pietro.
Geraldine: He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?
Wanda Maximoff: What did you say?
Wanda Maximoff: I'm a twin. I had a brother. His name was Pietro.
Geraldine: He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?
Wanda Maximoff: What did you say?
Vision: Well, Dr. Nielsen, I hope you're still able to make your trip.
Doctor Nielsen: Ah, yes, my trip. I don't think we'll get away after all. Small towns, you know. So hard to...escape.
Doctor Nielsen: Ah, yes, my trip. I don't think we'll get away after all. Small towns, you know. So hard to...escape.
We've been waiting for you
Now you are here
More perfect than I imagined
Our house is now a home
No matter where you go
Sunlight shines on you
Now you are here
More perfect than I imagined
Our house is now a home
No matter where you go
Sunlight shines on you
— The Sokovian lullaby Wanda sings
Episode 4: We Interrupt This Program
Director Hayward: Is it authentic?
Darcy Lewis: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Director Hayward: Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?
Darcy Lewis: I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.
Darcy Lewis: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Director Hayward: Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?
Darcy Lewis: I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.
Jimmy Woo: All right. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis. What are we looking at here? Is it an alternate reality? Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment?
Darcy Lewis: It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.
Jimmy Woo: But why?
Darcy Lewis: Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel.
Darcy Lewis: It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.
Jimmy Woo: But why?
Darcy Lewis: Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel.
Jimmy Woo: So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers.
Darcy Lewis: ...it's a working theory.
Darcy Lewis: ...it's a working theory.
Wanda Maximoff: You're not my neighbor. And you're definitely not my friend. You are a stranger and an outsider. And right now, you are trespassing here. And I want you to leave.
Monica Rambeau: It's Wanda. It's all Wanda.
Episode 5: On a Very Special Episode...
Monica Rambeau: Wanda's not a terrorist.
Tyler Hayward: By your own account, you described the experience of being under her mind-control as "excruciating, terrifying, a violation."
Monica Rambeau: My point is, I don't believe she has a political agenda or any inclination toward destruction.
Tyler Hayward: Monica, she blasted you halfway across New Jersey.
Monica Rambeau: And I survived because she chose to protect me.
Tyler Hayward: She's holding thousands of people hostage.
Monica Rambeau: And it could have been thousands more if she hadn't put up her own quarantine. Listen, I don't believe this is premeditated act of aggression.
Tyler Hayward: By your own account, you described the experience of being under her mind-control as "excruciating, terrifying, a violation."
Monica Rambeau: My point is, I don't believe she has a political agenda or any inclination toward destruction.
Tyler Hayward: Monica, she blasted you halfway across New Jersey.
Monica Rambeau: And I survived because she chose to protect me.
Tyler Hayward: She's holding thousands of people hostage.
Monica Rambeau: And it could have been thousands more if she hadn't put up her own quarantine. Listen, I don't believe this is premeditated act of aggression.
[SWORD has sent a drone in to talk to Wanda]
Monica Rambeau: Wanda, this is Captain Monica Rambeau. Can you hear me? [Wanda glares up at the drone] I just want to talk. That's it. [As she watches, Wanda's eyes glow a bright red]
Tyler Hayward: No joy.
Monica Rambeau: Uh...my controls aren't working. Reconnect patch!
Tyler Hayward: [to another agent] Disregard. Take the shot.
Monica Rambeau: What? No, the drone isn't armed.
Tyler Hayward: Take the shot!
[The drone operator fires the missile. Just as quickly, the feed goes dead]
Monica Rambeau: [rips off her headset; to Hayward] What did you do?!
[An alarm goes off]
S.W.O.R.D. agent: There's a breach, sir!
[Everyone piles out of the room, gets into their cars, and drives to the spot of the breach. After several seconds of waiting, they see the Hex barrier flicker a few times. Then Wanda emerges, dragging the drone behind her as she marches towards the S.W.O.R.D. agents]
Wanda Maximoff: Is this yours? [Wanda tosses the drone at Hayward's feet]
Tyler Hayward: The missile was just a precaution. You can hardly blame us, Wanda.
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, I think I can. This will be your only warning. Stay out of my home. You don't bother me, I won't bother you.
Tyler Hayward: I wish it could be that simple. You've taken an entire town hostage!
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, I'm not the one with the guns, Director!
Monica Rambeau: But you are the one in control.
Wanda Maximoff: [conjures a ball of energy] You're still here.
Monica Rambeau: Wanda, I didn't know the drones were armed. But you know that, don't you? A town full of civilians. And you, a telepath, brought a S.W.O.R.D. agent into your home. You trusted me to help deliver your babies. On some level, Wanda, you know I am an ally. I wanna help you.
Wanda Maximoff: How? What could you possibly have to offer me?
Monica Rambeau: What do you want?
Wanda Maximoff: I have what I want. And no one will ever take it from me, again.
[Wanda casts a spell on Hayward's men. Their eyes turn blood red as they all suddenly turn their guns on Hayward, while Wanda walks back towards the Hex]
Tyler Hayward: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Stand down!
Monica Rambeau: Wanda!
Tyler Hayward: Stand down!
[Wanda disappears back into the Hex. As she does so, she releases Hayward's men from her control]
Vision: I spoke with Norm.
Wanda Maximoff: Oh?
Vision: I unearthed the man's suppressed personality and I spoke to him free of your oversight. He was in pain, Wanda.
Wanda Maximoff: Vision... [light chuckle] Listen, can we just—
Vision: What? Watch TV? Turn in for the night so that you can change everything over again? No, Wanda. You can't control me the way you do them.
Wanda Maximoff: Can't I? [walks out of the room as the credits start to roll] I'm going to bed.
Vision: No! We're not done here! [Wanda stops in her tracks] What is the Maximoff Anomaly?
Wanda Maximoff: The what?
Vision: I have to believe that this [gestures to the credits scrolling across the screen], whatever this is, was subconscious at first, and that you only recently became aware of it.
Wanda Maximoff: [becoming annoyed] Aware of what? [Wanda exits into the other room. Vision follows her, shifting back to his synthezoid form. The credits glitch out]
Vision: [angrily] Norm has a FAMILY, Wanda! He has a family and he can’t reach them because YOU WON'T LET HIM REACH THEM!
Wanda Maximoff: I don't know what you're talking about!
Vision: [levitates into the air] STOP LYING TO ME!
Wanda Maximoff: [levitates to match Vision] This! All of this is for us. So let me handle it!
Vision: [angered] What is outside of Westview?!
Wanda Maximoff: You don't wanna know, I promise you.
Vision: YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE THAT CHOICE FOR ME, WANDA!
Wanda Maximoff: [distressed] You've never talked to me like this before!
Vision: Before what!? Before WHAT!? I can't remember my life before Westview! I don't know who I am! I'm scared!
Wanda Maximoff: [lowers herself to the floor] You are my husband. You're Tommy and Billy's father. Isn't that enough?
Vision: [glances out the window] ...Wanda, why are there no other children in Westview?
Wanda Maximoff: [scoffs] Oh, god! There are! Just stop it!
Vision: No, no. The playground stands empty every morning I walk to work. Why? Tell me, why?
Wanda Maximoff: Do you really think that I am controlling everything?! That I-I am somehow in charge of everybody in Westview? I'm walking their dogs, mowing their lawns, getting them to dentist appointments on time?! I mean, I...[scoffs] ...I don't know how any of this started in the first place!
Vision: Wanda, what you're doing here, it's wrong.
Wanda Maximoff: I...
Vision: It is wrong. [the doorbell rings]
Wanda Maximoff: I didn't do that. I...[seeing his look] You don't believe me.
Vision: Wanda, I want to, but at this point, I'm ignoring statistics entirely.
Pietro Maximoff: Long-lost bro get to squeeze his stinkin' sister to death or what?
Darcy Lewis: She recast Pietro?
Episode 6: All-New Halloween Spooktacular!
Wan-da Wan-da-Vi-sion
Don't try to fight the chaos
Don't question what you've done
The game can try to play us
Don't let it stop the fun
Some days, it's all confusion
Easy come and easy go
What if it's all illusion?
Sit back, enjoy the show
Let's keep it going
Let's keep it going
Through each distorted day
Let's keep it going
Though there may be no way of knowing
Who's coming by to play
Don't try to fight the chaos
Don't question what you've done
The game can try to play us
Don't let it stop the fun
Some days, it's all confusion
Easy come and easy go
What if it's all illusion?
Sit back, enjoy the show
Let's keep it going
Let's keep it going
Through each distorted day
Let's keep it going
Though there may be no way of knowing
Who's coming by to play
— Opening credits
Wanda Maximoff: That's not exactly how I remember it.
Pietro Maximoff: You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma.
Pietro Maximoff: You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma.
Pietro Maximoff: Unleash hell, demon spawn!
Pietro Maximoff: I'm just trying to do my part, okay? Come to town unexpectedly, create tension with the brother-in-law, stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief.
Monica Rambeau: If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.
Pietro Maximoff: Hey, I'm not some stranger and I'm not your husband. You can talk to me.
Wanda Maximoff: I don't know how I did it. I...I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just...endless nothingness.
Wanda Maximoff: I don't know how I did it. I...I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just...endless nothingness.
Agnes: You're one of the Avengers. You're Vision! Are you here to help us?
Vision: I am Vision. I do want to help. But what's an Avenger?
Agnes: What? Why don't you know? Am I dead?
Vision: No, no. Why would you think that?
Agnes: Because you are.
Vision: Cause I'm what?
Agnes: Dead. Dead. Dead! DEAD!
Vision: I am Vision. I do want to help. But what's an Avenger?
Agnes: What? Why don't you know? Am I dead?
Vision: No, no. Why would you think that?
Agnes: Because you are.
Vision: Cause I'm what?
Agnes: Dead. Dead. Dead! DEAD!
Agnes: All is lost.
Episode 7: Breaking the Fourth Wall
I KNOW WHAT U ARE DOING WANDA
— A frame in the opening credits, written in ransom note format
Who's been messing up everything?
It's been Agatha all along!
Who's been pulling every evil string?
It's been Agatha all along!
She's insidious (Ha-ha!), so perfidious
That you haven't even noticed
And the pity is
(the pity is, pity, pity, pity, pity)
It's too late to fix anything
Now that everything has gone wrong!
Thanks to Agatha (Ha!), naughty Agatha
It's been Agatha all along!
Agatha: And I killed Sparky too. [Evil Laugh]
It's been Agatha all along!
Who's been pulling every evil string?
It's been Agatha all along!
She's insidious (Ha-ha!), so perfidious
That you haven't even noticed
And the pity is
(the pity is, pity, pity, pity, pity)
It's too late to fix anything
Now that everything has gone wrong!
Thanks to Agatha (Ha!), naughty Agatha
It's been Agatha all along!
Agatha: And I killed Sparky too. [Evil Laugh]
— "Agatha All Along" note
Episode 8: Previously On
"I can't feel you."
— Wanda examining Vision's dead body
"I've always been alone, so... I don't feel the lack. It's all I've ever known. I've never experienced loss because I've never had a loved one to lose. But what is grief, if not love persevering?"
— Vision to Wanda
Agatha: You have no idea how dangerous you are. You're supposed to be a myth! A being capable of spontaneous creation. Here you are, using it to make breakfast for dinner.
Wanda: Let go of my children!
Agatha: Oh, yes. Your children, and Vision — this whole little life you've made. This is chaos magic, Wanda. And that makes you... the Scarlet Witch.
Wanda: Let go of my children!
Agatha: Oh, yes. Your children, and Vision — this whole little life you've made. This is chaos magic, Wanda. And that makes you... the Scarlet Witch.
Episode 9: The Series Finale
Hex Vision: You are familiar with the thought experiment the Ship of Theseus in the field of identity metaphysics?
White Vision: Naturally. The Ship of Theseus is an artifact in a museum. Over time, its planks of wood rot and are replaced with new planks. When no original plank remains, is it still the Ship of Theseus?
Hex Vision: Secondly, if those removed planks are restored and reassembled, free of the rot, is that the Ship of Theseus?
White Vision: [frowns] Neither is the true ship. Both are the true ship.
Hex Vision: Well, then, we are agreed.
White Vision: But I do not have the Mind Stone.
Hex Vision: And I do not have one single ounce of original material. Perhaps, the rot is the memories. The wear and tear are the voyages. The wood touched by Theseus himself.
White Vision: I have not retained memories.
Hex Vision: But you do have the data. It is merely being kept from you.
White Vision: A weapon to be more easily controlled. But, certainly, you are the true Vision, for you believe yourself to be.
Hex Vision: That was once the case. But upon meeting you, I have been disabused of that notion.
White Vision: Naturally. The Ship of Theseus is an artifact in a museum. Over time, its planks of wood rot and are replaced with new planks. When no original plank remains, is it still the Ship of Theseus?
Hex Vision: Secondly, if those removed planks are restored and reassembled, free of the rot, is that the Ship of Theseus?
White Vision: [frowns] Neither is the true ship. Both are the true ship.
Hex Vision: Well, then, we are agreed.
White Vision: But I do not have the Mind Stone.
Hex Vision: And I do not have one single ounce of original material. Perhaps, the rot is the memories. The wear and tear are the voyages. The wood touched by Theseus himself.
White Vision: I have not retained memories.
Hex Vision: But you do have the data. It is merely being kept from you.
White Vision: A weapon to be more easily controlled. But, certainly, you are the true Vision, for you believe yourself to be.
Hex Vision: That was once the case. But upon meeting you, I have been disabused of that notion.
— The two Visions, reflecting upon the nature of their identity.
"Boys...thanks for choosing me to be your mom"
— Wanda to her sons, as she leaves their room for the last time before they disappear with the Hex
"You, Vision...are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me.You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you're my love."
— Wanda to Vision, before he disappears with the rest of the Hex
