"There are girls quivering. There are boys staring deeply into girls' eyes as they quiver and so forth. There really is a tremendous amount of quivering. It is anti-Christian. It is pro-quivering."

Like a reverse-gender Archie Comics, with monsters.

If these (Twilight's Periphery Demographic) were 40 year old men screaming for 17 year old girls, they'd be on To Catch a Predator so fast it would make your head spin.

—Anonymous

"Twilight is an incredibly interesting book for a lot of reasons. None of them are the reasons Meyer intended when she wrote it."

It's basically about Prince Charming if he was trying to eat you.

There’s a lot to cover in this vast, sprawling film series so let us try to boil it down for you: “Mumble mumble mumble moon eyes. Mumble mumble mumble mumble lay in a field. Mumble mumble mumble perv on a baby. Mumble.”