Espionage in the LA scenes
Where most times the ends, they justify the means
And ever since late 2001
You'll see Real Time flies when you're under the gun.
Counter Terrorist Unit Agent Jack Bauer
Often needs a shave and probably a shower.
Buchanan's the director of Field Operations,
Almeida is Tactical, Michelle's Communications.
Edgar's an egghead and Chloe is snarky
And Morris is British and full of malarkey.
But I might be wrong 'cause they always change stations
Due to sudden promotions or exterminations.
But aided by their digital clock and stanza
They're building up tension when commercials do pass.
Never before has right wing propaganda
Disgusied as entertainmennt kicked so much ass!
HE'S GOT THE POWER!
MINUTE BY MINUTE
AND HOUR AFTER HOUR!
GONNA STOP THE WAR!
AND HE AIN'T GONNA QUIT
'TILL HE HITS 24!
—Great Luke Ski, The Jack Bauer Rap
though I never watched you on TV
I missed on episode
had to buy the DVD
And Jack saved the day
he saved our lives
when the show came to an end
never going to the mens room
how did he hold it in?
Now I would like to thank you
for all the torturin’
that Jack and Chloey and CTU
and the first black president
"Not good. Never boring."