Quotes / Try to Fit THAT on a Business Card!

"I am a legend now! The Fire Nation will for generations tell stories about the great Zhao who darkened the moon! They will call me Zhao the Conqueror! Zhao the Moon Slayer! Zhao the Invincible!"
Admiral Zhao, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"They used to be called The Darkdeath Evilman Society for the Enslavement of Mankind, Destruction of the Ecosystem, Obliteration of Free Will and Mastery in the Six Hundred and Sixty Six Deadly Arts of Murder, but they couldn't fit the name on a business card."

Brend Sobert: The Priest Duke first class, negotiator and assistant to the Bishop of Paranid Prime, envoy of the Pontifex Maximus Paranidia, prophet of the New Revelation in his own right, Reverend Olmanketslat, is ready and expects your appearance.
Senator Nan Gunnar: That is one hell of a long title.

Guard: Presenting the Queen and the Guy Who Was With the Queen When She Killed the Guy Who Was Kinda the King.
Gareth: [to the queen] Maybe later we can discuss my title?
Peasant: Greetings my queen, my guy who was with the queen—
Queen Madalena: Get on with it!

Moana: Maui, shapeshifter, demigod of the wind and the sea, I amÖ
Maui: Hero of men.
Moana: What?
Maui: Itís actually Maui, shapeshifter, demigod of the wind and sea, hero of men. I interrupted. From the top. Hero of men. Go.

"How DARE you poke the Archlich of Naxxramas, Lich Lord of the Plaguelands, Commander of the Dread Necropolis, Master and Founder of the Cult of the Damned, formerly of the Council of Six, Summoner of Archimonde the Defiler, the Betrayer of Humanity, Hearthstone Enthusiast, and Majordomo to the Lich King himself: KEL'THU-FREAKING-ZAD! Oh wait. I forgot "Creator of the Abomination". Can we take it again from the top? What do you mean, "No"?"

"I am Teth-Adam, called Mighty Adam and then Black Adam by the ancient wizard who gave me my powers, and I hail from the Black Land of Egypt. I was the slayer of a Pharaoh, six millenia past. I was exiled to the farthest star for my crime, but made my way back to Earth, where I made war against the wizard's latecoming allies, those who were called Marvels. Mine is the endurance of Shu, the strength of Hershef, the power of Amon, the wisdom of Zehuti, the speed of Anpu, and the courage of Menthu."