Quotes: Try to Fit THAT on a Business Card!

"I am a legend now! The Fire Nation will for generations tell stories about the great Zhao who darkened the moon! They will call me Zhao the Conqueror! Zhao the Moon Slayer! Zhao the Invincible!"
Admiral Zhao, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"We used to think their leader, Muammar al-Gaddafi, President for life and, quote, Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya (Huge business cards) was crazy."

"They used to be called The Darkdeath Evilman Society for the Enslavement of Mankind, Destruction of the Ecosystem, Obliteration of Free Will and Mastery in the Six Hundred and Sixty Six Deadly Arts of Murder, but they couldn't fit the name on a business card."

Brend Sobert: The Priest Duke first class, negotiator and assistant to the Bishop of Paranid Prime, envoy of the Pontifex Maximus Paranidia, prophet of the New Revelation in his own right, Reverend Olmanketslat, is ready and expects your appearance.
Senator Nan Gunnar: That is one hell of a long title.