Well, it seems going into this game everyone got their character sheets mixed up: The player can't survive more than a measly handfuls of bullet ripping though their flesh, while the armored enemies can take so many rounds to the torso you'd think there'd be nothing left but a spinal column and the Corn Flakes they had for breakfast. They can spot you in pitch darkness even with your flashlight off, and they can shoot you from halfway to Neverland because their guns have magic accuracy that evaporates the instant you get your hands on them.
Oh, and to add insult to injury, Seth is generally regarded as one of the least effective player characters in the game. That's right: He's only awesome when he's computer-controlled. Because the computer is a cheap, cheating bastard.
Yeah, you know it's a PokémonLet's Play if you get random criticals when you don't need them, your opponent gets them all the time at the most crucial moments, you don't catch Pokémon when they're in perfectly catchable ranges.
Gnu Gnu: Hi, there! Want to race me to my Food Shop? Last one there's a rotten egg! Noah: The fuck—? He used a teleporter? That cheating son of a bitch! I swear to God, if I ever play Ultima VII again I'm gonna track him down so I can go to the Forge of Virtue, take the dark core of Exodus and send it to the void straight up this cocksucker's cheating ass! Who builds a teleporter to cheat at something this fucking petty?