History Quotes / TheComputerIsACheatingBastard

20th May '17 12:06:09 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''
16th Jan '17 5:53:27 AM HeyFella
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->''"Hmph... This game cheats! ...!!! I was shielding! SHIEEELDING!!! [[BigNo NO!!!]] I did NOT press that!"''
-->-- '''[[YouAllLookFamiliar An unnamed Toad]]''', ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiSuperstarSaga''
27th Nov '16 1:49:22 PM KamenRiderKrypton
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'''Noah:''' The fuck--? He used a teleporter? ''That cheating son of a bitch!'' I swear to God, if I ever play ''[[VideoGame/UltimaVII]]'' again I'm gonna track him down so I can go to the Forge of Virtue, take [[UnholyNuke the dark core of Exodus]] and send it to the void '''''[[AssShove straight up this cocksucker's cheating ass!]]''''' Who builds a teleporter to cheat at something this fucking petty?!

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'''Noah:''' The fuck--? He used a teleporter? ''That cheating son of a bitch!'' I swear to God, if I ever play ''[[VideoGame/UltimaVII]]'' ''VideoGame/UltimaVII'' again I'm gonna track him down so I can go to the Forge of Virtue, take [[UnholyNuke the dark core of Exodus]] and send it to the void '''''[[AssShove straight up this cocksucker's cheating ass!]]''''' Who builds a teleporter to cheat at something this fucking petty?!
27th Nov '16 1:48:40 PM KamenRiderKrypton
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->Wven when you're spinning through he outer abysses of outer space, you still feel like an underdog despite being part of the big, bad Empire, and that's because the titular TIE fighter [[WhatAPieceOfJunk is a flimsy craft]]. One wrong decision, one stupid mistake, and a single collision or strafe shot can end a mission that has been building up for 10 minutes or more. You play by a [[OneHitPointWonder one-hit KO rule]], but you're enemies sure '''don't!'''

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->Wven ->Even when you're spinning through he outer abysses of outer space, you still feel like an underdog despite being part of the big, bad Empire, and that's because the titular TIE fighter [[WhatAPieceOfJunk is a flimsy craft]]. One wrong decision, one stupid mistake, and a single collision or strafe shot can end a mission that has been building up for 10 minutes or more. You play by a [[OneHitPointWonder one-hit KO rule]], but you're enemies sure '''don't!'''



'''Noah:''' The fuck--? He used a teleporter? ''That cheating son of a bitch!'' I swear to God, if I ever play ''[[VideoGame/UltimaVIITheBlackGate Ultima VII]]'' again I'm gonna track him down so I can go to the Forge of Virtue, take [[UnholyNuke the dark core of Exodus]] and send it to the void '''''[[AssShove straight up this cocksucker's cheating ass!]]''''' Who builds a teleporter to cheat at something this fucking petty?!

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'''Noah:''' The fuck--? He used a teleporter? ''That cheating son of a bitch!'' I swear to God, if I ever play ''[[VideoGame/UltimaVIITheBlackGate Ultima VII]]'' ''[[VideoGame/UltimaVII]]'' again I'm gonna track him down so I can go to the Forge of Virtue, take [[UnholyNuke the dark core of Exodus]] and send it to the void '''''[[AssShove straight up this cocksucker's cheating ass!]]''''' Who builds a teleporter to cheat at something this fucking petty?!
28th May '16 8:41:41 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''David Wong''', ''JohnDiesAtTheEnd''

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-->--'''David Wong''', ''JohnDiesAtTheEnd''
''Literature/JohnDiesAtTheEnd''



-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-teraskasi.htm Bobinator]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Star Wars}}: Masters of Teräs Käsi'' -- PlayStation (1997)

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-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-teraskasi.htm Bobinator]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Star Wars}}: Masters of Teräs Käsi'' -- PlayStation UsefulNotes/PlayStation (1997)
23rd May '16 7:17:05 PM BobTanaka
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->"It's cheating! The computer is cheating!"
-->--'''WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon'''
27th Dec '15 6:52:17 AM hamonrye
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->What I ''really'' hate are the F.B.I. Agents and the Scientists...Tryin' to outrun these guys without steppin' in the holes is a pain in the ass.\\\
* grunt* ''C'mon. C'mon, c'mon you motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker'' '''''RRRRGH''''' (falls)\\\
And how come ''they'' can pass over a hole and ''you'' can't? Yeah, yeah, go ahead! Pass over the hole again, yeah. ''Fuck'' you. [[YourMom I'm gonna pass over your mom's hole.]]

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->What I ''really'' hate are the F.B.I. Agents and the Scientists...Tryin' ->Tryin' to outrun these guys without steppin' in the holes is a pain in the ass.\\\
* grunt* ''C'mon. C'mon, c'mon you motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker'' '''''RRRRGH''''' (falls)\\\
ass...And how come ''they'' can pass over a hole and ''you'' can't? Yeah, yeah, go ahead! Pass over the hole again, yeah. ''Fuck'' you. [[YourMom I'm gonna pass over your mom's hole.]]



->Wven when you're spinning through he outer abysses of outer space, you still feel like an underdog despite being part of the big, bad Empire, and that's because the titular TIE fighter [[WhatAPieceOfJunk is a flimsy craft]]. One wrong decision, one stupid mistake, and a single collision or strafe shot can end a mission that has been building up for 10 minutes or more. You play by a [[OneHitPointWonder one-hit KO rule]], but you're enemies sure '''don't!'''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4-EnCc-JKk George Weidman]]''' on ''[[VideoGame/TIEFighter Star Wars: TIE Fighter]]''



'''Noah:''' The fuck--? He used a ''teleporter?'' That cheating son of a bitch! I swear to God, if I ever play ''[[VideoGame/UltimaVIITheBlackGate Ultima VII]]'' again I'm gonna track him down so I can go to the Forge of Virtue, take [[UnholyNuke the dark core of Exodus]] and send it to the void '''''[[AssShove straight up this cocksucker's cheating ass!]]''''' Who builds a teleporter to cheat at something this fucking petty?

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'''Noah:''' The fuck--? He used a ''teleporter?'' That teleporter? ''That cheating son of a bitch! bitch!'' I swear to God, if I ever play ''[[VideoGame/UltimaVIITheBlackGate Ultima VII]]'' again I'm gonna track him down so I can go to the Forge of Virtue, take [[UnholyNuke the dark core of Exodus]] and send it to the void '''''[[AssShove straight up this cocksucker's cheating ass!]]''''' Who builds a teleporter to cheat at something this fucking petty?petty?!
12th May '15 3:15:16 PM johnnyfog
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->You know how in most {{FPS}}s you're some [[SpaceMarine sort of hybrid of man and refrigerator]] who can take an entire munitions dump to the face, while the enemies all have armor made of whip cream and skulls made of cake?\\\
Well, it seems going into this game everyone got their character sheets mixed up: The player can't survive more than a measly handfuls of bullet ripping though their flesh, while the armored enemies can take so many rounds to the torso you'd think there'd be nothing left but a spinal column and the Corn Flakes they had for breakfast. They can spot you in pitch darkness even with your flashlight off, and they can shoot you from halfway to Neverland because their guns have magic accuracy that evaporates the instant ''you'' get your hands on them.

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->You know how in most {{FPS}}s you're some [[SpaceMarine sort of hybrid of man and refrigerator]] who can take an entire munitions dump to the face, while the enemies all have armor made of whip cream and skulls made of cake?\\\
Well, it seems going into this game everyone got their character sheets mixed up: The
->The player can't survive more than a measly handfuls of bullet ripping though their flesh, while the armored enemies can take so many rounds to the torso you'd think there'd be nothing left but a spinal column and the Corn Flakes they had for breakfast. They can spot you in pitch darkness even with your flashlight off, and they can shoot you from halfway to Neverland because their guns have magic accuracy that evaporates the instant ''you'' get your hands on them.


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->''"Luke, for example, has a move where he throws his lightsaber at you. Not only does this move do about 75% of your life on hit, it’s also entirely unblockable. The AI can and will use this move against you if it has the meter to do so, and it doesn’t have to worry about trying to get in the half circle motion required to do it."''
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-teraskasi.htm Bobinator]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Star Wars}}: Masters of Teräs Käsi'' -- PlayStation (1997)
18th Mar '15 8:02:41 AM RevDave
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-->--'''David Wong''', ''JohnDiesAtTheEnd'''

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-->--'''David Wong''', ''JohnDiesAtTheEnd'''
''JohnDiesAtTheEnd''
27th Feb '15 5:33:37 PM johnnyfog
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* grunt* ''C'mon. C'mon, c'mon you motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker'' '''''RRRRGH''''' (falls)\\\

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* grunt* *grunt* ''C'mon. C'mon, c'mon you motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker'' '''''RRRRGH''''' (falls)\\\
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