Quotes / Tertiary Sexual Characteristics

Wayne: So what exactly is the difference between Pac-Man and Mrs. Pac-Man?
Noah: Well, she's got a bow on her head!

"Y'see, I know it's a female dog because it has little pink ribbons on it's head. We wouldn't want to give the impression Marlowe is a gay, would we? Even in other dog movies we still feel the need to have that scene where the dog sees, like, a girl dog and is sexually attracted to her or somethin'. Can't they leave this sex stuff out of a kid's movie? I mean, kids have up until they're eight to start having sex, leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence for God's sake!"
Mr. Plinkett reviews Cop Dog

Johnson: We believe that this crest and these markings indicate... a female.
Press Start Adventures on Mrs. Pac-Man.

Roy Knable: Boy, this is strange! [after being turned into cartoon mice]
Helen Knable: Strange? I'm a cartoon mouse wearing high-heel running shoes. The word "strange" is somewhat lacking.

"So! Being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl! Is that it, flyboy?!"
Francis, A Bug's Life

Edgeworth: I suppose this is the Pink Badger? But since it has the same design, doesn't it seem forced to call this one a female?
Kay: You think so? I mean, just look at how long her eyelashes are!
Edgeworth: That's the only difference.
Kay: And the fact that she's pink.
Edgeworth: Yes, and?
Kay: And her lips are red! See, lipstick!
Edgeworth: ....... (What? She has nothing to say avout the giant pink ribbon, or is that too obvious?)
Miles Edgeworth: Ace Attorney Investigations

Optimus Prime: Where are we?
Sari Sumdac: And who designs a robot with high heels?
Flareup: I don't know, but when I find him, ugh!
Transformers Animated, "Bee in the City" script-reading

Somehow... the idea of a mouse, with lipstick and eyelashes and a dress with high-heeled shoes; a mouse, ten times bigger than the biggest rat... this idea has always made me sick!
Donald Darnold Duck's thought bubble, MAD parody "Mickey Rodent"

Bob: There's a giant monster in the lake.
Jean: Hah?
Bob: An' I'm pretty sure it's a girl! It had eyelashes! I think only girl monsters have eyelashes.
Molly: (a girl monster with eyelashes) It's true!

"In cartoon world, girls have lips and boys don't."
Andrew Hussie, regarding Homestuck

"But he has a bow! According to the law of Pac-Man, that's practically video game genitalia!"
Danny Sexbang of the Game Grumps, regarding Super Mario Bros. 2's Birdo.

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay... but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?...she needs long antennae...like long hair...mascara...smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife
hugerez on Angel from Lilo & Stitch