History Quotes / TertiarySexualCharacteristics

17th Jan '18 8:41:58 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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->'''Bob:''' There's a giant monster in the lake.
-> '''Jean:''' Hah?
-> '''Bob:''' An' I'm pretty sure it's a ''girl!'' It had eyelashes! I think only ''girl'' monsters have eyelashes.
-> '''Molly''' ''(a girl monster with eyelashes):'' It's true!

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->'''Bob:''' There's a giant monster in the lake.
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lake.\\
'''Jean:''' Hah?
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Hah?\\
'''Bob:''' An' I'm pretty sure it's a ''girl!'' It had eyelashes! I think only ''girl'' monsters have eyelashes.
-> '''Molly'''
eyelashes.\\
'''Molly:'''
''(a girl monster with eyelashes):'' eyelashes)'' It's true!


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->'''guy at disney:''' sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance\\
'''disney ceo:''' okay... but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?...she needs long antennae...like long hair...mascara...smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien\\
'''guy at disney:''' should we make her pink, sir?\\
'''disney ceo:''' ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife
-->-- [[http://hugerez.tumblr.com/post/126330493771/guy-at-disney-sir-stitch-a-small-logic-defying hugerez]] on Angel from ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''
11th Mar '15 11:52:52 AM TheUnsquished
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-->-- ''WaynesWorld''

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-->-- ''WaynesWorld''
''Film/WaynesWorld''



-->-- '''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' reviews ''Cop Dog''

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-->-- '''[[RedLetterMedia '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' reviews ''Cop Dog''



-->-- ''PressStartAdventures'' on Mrs. Pac-Man.

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-->-- ''PressStartAdventures'' ''Press Start Adventures'' on Mrs. Pac-Man.



-->-- ''StayTuned''

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-->-- ''StayTuned''
''Film/StayTuned''



-->--''TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''

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-->--''TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''
-->--''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''
12th Dec '14 4:54:02 AM Viira
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-->-- ''Miles Edgeworth: AceAttorney Investigations''

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-->-- ''Miles Edgeworth: AceAttorney Investigations''
VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigations''
19th Oct '14 2:10:03 PM nighttrainfm
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->'''Optimus Prime:'''Where are we?\\

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->'''Optimus Prime:'''Where Prime:''' Where are we?\\
3rd Jul '14 11:13:38 PM sgamer82
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->''"But he has a bow! According to the law of ''VideoGame/PacMan'', that's practically video game genitalia!"''
-->-- '''Danny Sexbang of the WebVideo/GameGrumps''', regarding ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2's'' Birdo.
11th Oct '13 11:07:50 AM nighttrainfm
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-->--''TransformersAnimated'', "Bee in the City" script-reading

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-->--''TransformersAnimated'', -->--''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'', "Bee in the City" script-reading
21st May '13 11:02:34 PM johnnyfog
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->"Y'see, I know it's a ''female'' dog because it has little pink ribbons on it's head. We wouldn't want to give the impression Marlowe is a '''[[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday gay]], would we? Even in other dog movies we still feel the need to have that scene where the dog sees, like, a girl dog and is sexually attracted to her or somethin'. Can't they leave this sex stuff out of a kid's movie? I mean, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint kids have up until they're eight to start having sex]], leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence for God's sake!"

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->"Y'see, I know it's a ''female'' dog because it has little pink ribbons on it's head. We wouldn't want to give the impression Marlowe is a '''[[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday gay]], '''[[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday gay]]''', would we? Even in other dog movies we still feel the need to have that scene where the dog sees, like, a girl dog and is sexually attracted to her or somethin'. Can't they leave this sex stuff out of a kid's movie? I mean, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint kids have up until they're eight to start having sex]], leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence for God's sake!"
21st May '13 11:02:21 PM johnnyfog
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->"Y'see, I know it's a female dog because it has lil' pink ribbons on it's head. We wouldn't want to [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday give the impression Marlowe is a gay]], would we? Even in ''other'' dog movies we still feel the need to have that scene where the dog sees, like, a girl dog and is sexually attracted to her or somethin'. Can't they leave this sex stuff out of a kid's movie? I mean, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint kids have up until they're eight to start having sex]], leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence for God's sake!"

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->"Y'see, I know it's a female ''female'' dog because it has lil' little pink ribbons on it's head. We wouldn't want to [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday give the impression Marlowe is a '''[[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday gay]], would we? Even in ''other'' other dog movies we still feel the need to have that scene where the dog sees, like, a girl dog and is sexually attracted to her or somethin'. Can't they leave this sex stuff out of a kid's movie? I mean, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint kids have up until they're eight to start having sex]], leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence for God's sake!"
31st Aug '12 9:34:32 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Y'see, I know it's a female dog because it has lil' pink ribbons on it's head. We wouldn't want to [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday give the impression Marlowe is a gay]], would we? Even in ''other'' dog movies we still feel the need to have that scene where the dog sees, like, a girl dog and is sexually attracted to her or somethin'. Can't they leave this sex stuff out of a kid's movie? I mean, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint kids have up until they're eight to start having sex]], leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence for God's sake!"''

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->''"Y'see, ->"Y'see, I know it's a female dog because it has lil' pink ribbons on it's head. We wouldn't want to [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday give the impression Marlowe is a gay]], would we? Even in ''other'' dog movies we still feel the need to have that scene where the dog sees, like, a girl dog and is sexually attracted to her or somethin'. Can't they leave this sex stuff out of a kid's movie? I mean, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint kids have up until they're eight to start having sex]], leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence for God's sake!"''sake!"
1st Jul '12 2:44:02 AM FELH2
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'''Helen Knable:''' Strange? I'm a cartoon mouse wearing high-heel running shoes. The word "strange" is somewhat lacking.

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'''Helen Knable:''' Strange? I'm a cartoon mouse wearing high-heel running shoes. The word "strange" is somewhat lacking.



-->--''TransformersAnimated'', "Bee in the City" script-reading

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-->--''TransformersAnimated'', "Bee in the City" script-reading
script-reading



-->-- '''[[strike:Donald]] Darnold Duck'''[='s=] thought bubble, ''[[MadMagazine MAD]]'' parody "Mickey Rodent"

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-->-- '''[[strike:Donald]] Darnold Duck'''[='s=] thought bubble, ''[[MadMagazine ''[[Magazine/{{MAD}} MAD]]'' parody "Mickey Rodent"



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