It's conversation, not irrigation!
— Popular retort.
: Oh, not much. Been relaxing in the resort, going to restaurants
, lost my virginity
: ..girl, you disappoint me. You know that you should wait with these kinds of statements until I'm drinking something so I can do that funny "is so surprised that he spits his drink everywhere"-thing. Drakina
: Forgive me, it's early!
walks in and spits out his drink.) Hilarity
: Don't worry Chuck, I've got you covered. Chuck
: Well, good thing Hilarity was here, so... no harm done. Also, congrats.
Fluttershy to Twilight:
You look just like a princess! Princess Celestia:
That's because she is a princess. Mane 6:
Huh? Pinkie Pie:
Hold on a second! [pulls out a glass of water, drinks from it and spits it out]
: Hey, shopkeep! Gimme a tea!
(Joseph winks at the disguised Oingo.) Captain Tennille Imposter!Oingo
: IT'S TIME! Boingo
: Big bro! Hey, big bro! Captain Tennille Imposter!Oingo
: IT'S TIME! Here's your tea!
(Captain Tennille Imposter!Oingo hands the Stardust Crusaders the poisoned tea. Joseph takes a sip.) Captain Tennille Imposter!Oingo
: They drank it! Midler
: Yeeek! What's this dog doing here?!
(Iggy is taking a bath in Midler's soup. Joseph spits out the poisoned tea in surprise.)