It's conversation, not irrigation!
— Popular retort.
Drakina: Oh, not much. Been relaxing in the resort, going to restaurants, lost my virginity...
Chuck: ..girl, you disappoint me. You know that you should wait with these kinds of statements until I'm drinking something so I can do that funny "is so surprised that he spits his drink everywhere"-thing.
Drakina: Forgive me, it's early!
(Hilarity walks in and spits out his drink.)
Hilarity: Don't worry Chuck, I've got you covered.
Chuck: Well, good thing Hilarity was here, so... no harm done. Also, congrats.
Fluttershy to Twilight: You look just like a princess!
Princess Celestia: That's because she is a princess.
Mane 6: Huh?
Pinkie Pie: Hold on a second! [pulls out a glass of water, drinks from it and spits it out]