Live Action TV - Hell's Kitchen
"You want me out? You want me to pack my f**king bags?! I'm out! My bags are packed. You can KISS...MY...F**KING...ASS!!!"
— David "Louie" Cordio, after being ejected during the first service (Season 6)
"I'm pissed... I'm not happy at all. I chose the team that I wanted, I thought they would help me win and in fact, they helped me lose, so you know, thanks a lot guys. You will never get a job in any city I work, I'm gonna definitely blackball you guys 'cause you guys f**ked me so royally tonight."
— Russell Kook II, after finishing up in 2nd place (Season 8)
"I'm in shock. I don't even know what happened. I don't know why I'm standing here, I'm not happy to be leaving under these circumstances. I think somebody else deserves to be out here. Who? I don't give a f**k, but I wasn't up for elimination, so the person that was up for elimination should be out here."
— Rajeeyah "Gia" Young (Season 16)
"It is disgusting that my team let me go down, and I stepped it up. All these people here say they're these all high-class chefs, they suck, and for me to be standing here right now, I want to rip out the beautiful hair in my head!"
— Jonathan "Johnny" Mc Devitt (Season 16)
"I'm pissed off right now. Paulie definitely deserves to be out here. Anytime Paulie makes a mistake, it's not Paulie's fault. He thinks he's much better than he is. I'm tired of listening to people say how good they are when they're not. F**k you, Paulie, you f**king little ingrate piece of s**t Napoleon complex motherf**ker!"
— William "Koop" Wynkoop (Season 16)
"Chef Ramsay is an asshole. Like, I have one bad night service, and everything else I do flawlessly, and then I go home when everybody else f**ks up every f**king night? The whole time I've been here has been nothing but disrespect. If I was on the street right now, and he came up to me with that same s**t, I'd f**k him up, point-blank."
— Matthew "Matt" Hearn (Season 16)
Sasha: So, what you're saying is, this thing's a giant sore loser?!
King Andrias: Hmm. More or less.
King Andrias: Hmm. More or less.
— On The Core, Amphibia
Alright, keep the little beasts for all I care. Do as you might with them - drown them. I warn you Anita, we're through. I'm through with all of you. But I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you FOOLS! You...YOU IDIOTS!!!
—Cruella de Vil, 101 Dalmatians
So this is how the great Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you.
—Iroh, after Zhao just tried to attack Zuko from behind, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Death: You must play me again.
Bill: WHAT?!
Death: Um, best two out of three.
Ted: No way!
Death: Yes, way...
(Later)
Ted: Can we go back now?
Death: Best three out of five!
Ted: I don't believe this guy!
(Even later)
Death: GRAAAHH!
Bill: *sigh* Best of seven?
Death: DAMN RIGHT!
Bill: WHAT?!
Death: Um, best two out of three.
Ted: No way!
Death: Yes, way...
(Later)
Ted: Can we go back now?
Death: Best three out of five!
Ted: I don't believe this guy!
(Even later)
Death: GRAAAHH!
Bill: *sigh* Best of seven?
Death: DAMN RIGHT!
WHAT!? HOW...HOW DARE YOU SULLY MY RECORD!!!
—Ritchee upon losing a Spy Cards game, Bug Fables
Damned humans...
—Yuriko, Gnosia:
Chess instructor: Checkmate. You are improving! For a moment there I thought you'd beat me.
Tannhäuser: You were right. [bludgeons him with a candlestick]
Tannhäuser: You were right. [bludgeons him with a candlestick]
Calvin: You win? AAUGGHH! You won last time! I hate it when you win! AARGGH! MFF! GNNK! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! AGHHH! WHAT A STUPID GAME! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mind-meld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win!
Oh, fuck this. I could have just done this from the beginning. Instead I thought I'd have some fun, throw a tournament, but fuck you! SUCK MY PERFECT DICK!
—Perfect Cell, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, when he starts losing to Gohan.
I can't lose... I'm the video game boy! I'M the one who WINS!
— Arin Hanson of Game Grumps, following one too many losses in Stick Fight.
Rick Stanton: I knew it, man! The vortex was a tunnel into the Hollow Earth. It's a subterranean tunnel system that-that connects the entire planet. Doesn't matter. I knew I was right. I told you, Chen!
Ilene Chen: Shut up, Rick.
Ilene Chen: Shut up, Rick.
It was inevitable that the Muggle population would produce some eleven-year-olds who could do calculus - Harry knew he wasn't the only one. He'd met other prodigies in mathematical competitions. In fact he'd been thoroughly trounced by competitors who probably spent literally all day practising maths problems and who'd never read a science-fiction book and who would burn out completely before puberty and never amount to anything in their future lives because they'd just practised known techniques instead of learning to think creatively. (Harry was something of a sore loser.)
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
"I still can't believe I lost again!" the redhead mumbled out of the blue.
Again...
"Asuka, we're alone." Shinji yawned. "Misato left while you were taking a shower."
"So what?"
He gave her a curious look. It had been a while since he had seen her grumpy like this, at least without just acting it. "You're not saying that you still take something like that so personally, are you?"
"And what if I do?" she grumbled and rolled on her side, turning away from him.
"Oh, Asuka..." He chuckled at her behavior. For someone who had always thought of herself as mature, she sure had kept some childish attitudes even after actually going through adulthood. At least that's what he hoped it was...
Again...
"Asuka, we're alone." Shinji yawned. "Misato left while you were taking a shower."
"So what?"
He gave her a curious look. It had been a while since he had seen her grumpy like this, at least without just acting it. "You're not saying that you still take something like that so personally, are you?"
"And what if I do?" she grumbled and rolled on her side, turning away from him.
"Oh, Asuka..." He chuckled at her behavior. For someone who had always thought of herself as mature, she sure had kept some childish attitudes even after actually going through adulthood. At least that's what he hoped it was...
There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School. One is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun. I'm going to do both right now.
— Russ Cargill, The Simpsons Movie
Marie: You pirates are a bunch of cheats!
Callie: Avast, me hearties! Sore loser off the port bow!
Callie: Avast, me hearties! Sore loser off the port bow!
— Splatoon
Pearl: YAYERRRRRRR!
Marina: Ugh... Again?!
Pearl: Stick a fork in 'em, we rip spoons outta mouths, stick a cork in 'em! It's a sign of the tines... The finest minds couldn't line these rhymes with same shine as mines, I'm—
Marina: OMG. SHUT UP ALREADY, PEARL.
[Both react in Stunned Silence]
Pearl: Jeez, Reena...
Marina: Sorry. I'm just getting sick of losing these things. That's three in a row!
Marina: Ugh... Again?!
Pearl: Stick a fork in 'em, we rip spoons outta mouths, stick a cork in 'em! It's a sign of the tines... The finest minds couldn't line these rhymes with same shine as mines, I'm—
Marina: OMG. SHUT UP ALREADY, PEARL.
[Both react in Stunned Silence]
Pearl: Jeez, Reena...
Marina: Sorry. I'm just getting sick of losing these things. That's three in a row!
Baz: No way! Not even my best moves could faze you!
Shovel Knight: Well fought. If you can accept defeat like a true knight, you'll always have your dignity.
Baz: Now they'll never let me into the Order! Never ever ever! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Shovel Knight: Well fought. If you can accept defeat like a true knight, you'll always have your dignity.
Baz: Now they'll never let me into the Order! Never ever ever! Wahhhhhhhhh!
I lost? I don't believe it. There must be some mistake...
I won't admit this. I may have lost, but you're still not ready for the Pokemon League. I know, you should take the "Dragon User's Challenge." Behind this Gym is a place called the "Dragon's Den". There is a small shrine in the centre. Go there. If you can prove that you've lost your lazy ideals, I will recognize you as a trainer worthy of a Pokemon badge!
— Clair, Pokémon Gold and Silver
"Drill this into your head!! Your dueling skills didn't beat me! I only lost because you had the luck of the draw!"
— Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! Power of Chaos: Kaiba the Revenge
"AAAARRRGHHHH! We were SO CLOSE! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little nut, Meg had to go all noble!"
— Hades, Hercules
"Sorry to break the party, worms, but I HAD to say goodbye!"
— Wizpig, Diddy Kong Racing
Mr. Regular: If a Porsche Cayman driver loses a race, they'll just go buy more polo shirts. But if a Corvette driver loses a street race... they call the cops.
Regular Car Reviews, "2012 Porsche Cayman R"
"What?! How can this be? Bested by this...this thing? You insignificant FUCK!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!''
— Gabriel, ULTRAKILL
She turned, tossed her head
And then she started to make her final exit line
She showed real disdain
As if explaining again, she could be his for a price
And then she started to make her final exit line
She showed real disdain
As if explaining again, she could be his for a price
— Maggie Reilly, Mike Oldfield's "Family Man"
Andrew: Do you know the symbolism of an orange line? Kevin... Kevin!
[Kevin carries on driving, unaware that he's in the oncoming traffic lane, until he nearly collides head-on with another car]
Kevin: Whoa, Jesus!
Andrew: You're in the oncoming traffic lane. The orange line was to your right, we're done. You're driving on the wrong side of an orange line. Get out, please. I'm putting on the hazards. We're done. This drive is over!
[Andrew swaps seats with Kevin, and drives the car to a nearby parking lot]
Andrew: That's it, Kevin. I'm sorry, I just don't feel safe driving with you. You understand why, right?
Kevin: I don't give a rat's (bleep) ass.
Andrew: I know this hurts right now, but it's gonna be a good news story.
Kevin: How in the hell is it going to be a good news story?
Andrew: Because you're not going to be in a traffic accident, that's...
Kevin: Shut up.
[Kevin carries on driving, unaware that he's in the oncoming traffic lane, until he nearly collides head-on with another car]
Kevin: Whoa, Jesus!
Andrew: You're in the oncoming traffic lane. The orange line was to your right, we're done. You're driving on the wrong side of an orange line. Get out, please. I'm putting on the hazards. We're done. This drive is over!
[Andrew swaps seats with Kevin, and drives the car to a nearby parking lot]
Andrew: That's it, Kevin. I'm sorry, I just don't feel safe driving with you. You understand why, right?
Kevin: I don't give a rat's (bleep) ass.
Andrew: I know this hurts right now, but it's gonna be a good news story.
Kevin: How in the hell is it going to be a good news story?
Andrew: Because you're not going to be in a traffic accident, that's...
Kevin: Shut up.
RIGGED
— Twitch Chat, DougDoug
Luigi: I'm-a surprise myself!
Mario: Mamma mia!
Princess Daisy: Ohhh, brutal!
Princess Peach: I can't believe I lost!
Toadette: Poor me!
Toadsworth: Oh no!
Wario: I'll get you next time!
Mario: Mamma mia!
Princess Daisy: Ohhh, brutal!
Princess Peach: I can't believe I lost!
Toadette: Poor me!
Toadsworth: Oh no!
Wario: I'll get you next time!
