"Aaaah. OH. OOOOOOOUUGGGGH. OH NO! NO!! NO!!! NO! OH, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! ARGH!! OH, DON'T DO IT AGAIN- EEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGG!! WHY?! AHAHAHAO... I DON'T — NO!!! WHY ARE THEY PLAYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN?!?! STOP!!!"
—The same poor fucker, a few seconds later.
"I went on the internet this week, and I found this."
—Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear.
"Don't, don't, don't, this will hurt someone."
—R. Budd Dwyer's last words, spoken to reporters trying to take the gun away from him, mere seconds before he killed himself on live TV.
"Holy fucking shit crackers! I... what the... Jesus Fuck! It just... oh my fuck! I can't look away! WHY? DEAR MERCIFUL GOD, WHY?"
—The typical reaction to a shock site.
—The typical reaction to showing someone else a shock site.
"HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO"
—Some soundbyte of the infamous Last Measure by the GNAA.
"It's like the rodeo — see how long you can last."
"OH MY GOD! ... OHH-H MY GOD! What the f—rip is he doing? Oh my god, that's freakin' blood! ... I was wondering what the hell those scars were... How could anybody do that to themselves?"
—mykylc, after the "pop" in 1 Man 1 Jar...while eating natto.
"Let me turn down the volume, man, it's gonna be pretty loud. Alright. ... This guy's not thinkin'... NO! ... OH- ... [gasping for breath]... WHAT... WHAT... WHAT... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? ... That dude better not be alive."
—MBWrestler87, viewing BME Pain Olympics.
Stewie: What is this now?
Brian: Just watch.
Stewie: Why are we taping my reaction?
Brian: Just... just watch.
Stewie: Okay. They're lesbians, clearly. I don't know... I don't know what I'm... wait. Wait. What... wha-wha-what? Wha-what?
Brian: (starts laughing)
Stewie: No. No. Ah...ah! AH! AH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! OH MY GOD! Ah! Ah! Ah, I'm never gonna be able to eat ice cream again- OH MY GOD! OH! Ah...oh my god... AH! Oh, that is disgusting! Oh my god! Oh, can you imagine if two dudes did that? Oh my god, that'd be even worse! I mean, like, would that...would that even exist? I mean, like, where would you even find that? Let's type that in and see what comes up.
Sam: Oh, you guys wanna see something really gross?
Carly and Freddie: No.
Sam: Cool. Check out this video. It's called... "Neck Infection".
Carly and Freddie: (horrified reactions and screaming)
Freddie: That is horrible!
Sam: Come on, watch this next part, it's really funny.
Freddie: OH! OH! OH! OH! NO! (runs screaming into a wall)
Pintsize: Hey Ms. Reed! I got a great picture of Marten the other day, check it out!
Marten: NO DON'T DO IT —
Marten: Aaaand now my mom's been goatse'd. Great.
"OOOOH, THEY'RE EATING ICE CREAM! I LOVE ice cream! Eh.....wait a minute, that.....that doesn't look like ice cream. What....what is this? Huh.....WHAT IS THIS?!?! I....I don't want to use the inter—I'm done, I'm out, I don't want to use this anymore, I......"