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->'''Michael''': Angry Grandpa watches 2Girls1Finger.com... Dad!
->'''Grandpa''': What?
->'''Michael''': Come here. You gotta see this.
->'''Grandpa''': God, you and your...
->'''Michael''': Shut up! Have I steered you wrong yet?
->'''Grandpa''': Come on, man, you steer me wrong ''a lot.''
->'''Michael''': Sit down...
->(Grandpa sits down...)
->'''Grandpa''': Every time I turn around, you're taking my picture somewhere. At least you ain't got your camera, don't you?
->'''Michael''': Your stomach just hit me when you sat down, I think it's gonna show up.
->'''Grandpa''': You leave my stomach alone!
->'''Michael''': Hold on...
->'''Grandpa''' (notices the video): What is ''that?''
->'''Michael''': Two girls kissing.
->(The video starts, we only hear moaning and [[SoundtrackDissonance polka music.]])
->'''Grandpa''': Oh, my lord... That's sick, Michael! Oh, man...
->(Grandpa alternates between gagging and laughing at the video.)
->'''Grandpa''': Michael, that is sick! Ohh, my god, that's sick.
->(Michael can be heard gagging slightly.)
->'''Grandpa''': Man, there are people out in the world that- Ohh, my-... Oh, my- (gags) Oh my- Ohh, god..
->(The music momentarily cuts out before cutting back in... Wet splashing noises begin to come out of the video...)
->'''Grandpa''': Ohh, man, what's-
->(Grandpa winces and looks away for a second)
->'''Grandpa''': Oh, my- ...'''[[BigNo NO!]]''' (laughs) A damn Baby Ruth! [[note]]Grandpa means the candy bar.[[/note]]
->'''Michael''': I just puked in my mouth...
->'''Grandpa''': That's a damn Baby Ruth, bo! (gags, again.)
->(The video ends, Michael laughs.)
->'''Grandpa''': That's sick.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]]''' [[https://youtu.be/1llDAINaPZ8 watches 2Girls1Finger]]

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->''[[TemptingFate "Please don't be fucked up..."]]''
-->--'''Psychadelicsnake''', watching 2girls1cup for the first time

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lo3-OSj8XI watches 2Girls1Cup]]

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry ~~Grandpa]]~~ Grandpa]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lo3-OSj8XI watches 2Girls1Cup]]

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->'''Grandpa''': I done seen this, man!
->'''Michael''': No, you saw 2Girls1Finger.
->'''Grandpa''': Oh, goddamn, what's this?!
->'''Michael''': This is 2Girls1Cup.
->'''Grandpa''': One cup??
->'''Michael''': Yeah, watch the video, dad!
->'''Grandpa''': [[GirlOnGirlIsHot Lookit them goddamn titties!]] [[OhCrap ...Huh?]] OH NO! OHHH, NO! Michael, I don't wanna look at this no more... OH, GODDAMN, THAT'S THE NASTIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! OH, MY GOD! Oh, come on, man! I don't wanna see no more, man! It ain't gonna make me sick! OHHHHH, GOD! '''OHHHHHHHHHH,''' '''''SHIT!''''' Turn that off, man!
->'''Michael''': That was 2Girls1Cup.
->'''Grandpa''': Goddamn, those two girls, they had that one cup, I wouldn't fuck them with ''your'' dick! Ooh, that's nasty!
->(Michael tries to play the video again)
->'''Grandpa''': I ain't watching it again! I ain't gon' watch that shit again, I'll tell you that now! Ughh!
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lo3-OSj8XI watches 2Girls1Cup]]
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-->-- [[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9erDZTAVjRU watching BME Pain Olympics.]]
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-->-- ~~[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa~~ '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry ~~Grandpa]]~~ Grandpa]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9erDZTAVjRU watching BME Pain Olympics.]]
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->'''Grandpa''': "Deep Thrust"? What the fuck is this?!
->'''Michael''': This is Angry Grandpa watches [[BestialityIsDepraved 2Guys1Horse]].
->'''Grandpa''': '''''[[BigOMG OH, MY GOD!!!!]]''''' Are you- Oh, my god....
->'''Michael''': Story says this guy ''DIED'' after this.
->'''Grandpa''': '''HE HAD TO DIE, THAT MOTHERFUCKER!''' OHH, MY GOD! THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S GOT IT COMING OUT OF HIS MOTHERFUCKING '''''THROAT!''''' Oh, my god! [[MadnessMantra Oh, my god! Oh, my god... Oh, my-]] [[LampshadeHanging I can't say nothing but "Oh, my god!"]] That's sick, man! That is fucking sick!
->(Cut to Michael searching for another shock video...)
->'''Michael''': [[AssShove "One... Guy... One... Jar..."]]
->'''Grandpa''': I don't wanna see no ''GUY!''
->'''Michael''': Just watch!
->'''Grandpa''': I wanna watch goddamn pussy!
->'''Michael''': Ok, this is Angry Grandpa watches 1Man1Jar.
->'''Grandpa''': ...Huh- ...Oh, my god. Oh, my fucking ''god.'' ''[[RuleOfThree Ohh, my fucking god!]]'' ...'''OHHH,''' '''''GAAAAWWWWWWWDAAAAAAAMNNNN OOOOOOHOOOHOOOHOOHOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!''''' I HOPE TO FUCK YOU BLEED TO DEATH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! Michael, I ain't ch- Oh, my GOD! '''HE''' '''''IS''''' '''BLEEDING TO DEATH!!''' OHH, my-.... OHH, '''GODDAMN!!!!''' '''MY ASS HURTS''' '''''JUST WATCHIN' THAT!'''''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLgOAg80m_s watching 2Guys1Horse and 1Guy1Jar]]
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-->-- [[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpaShow Angry Grandpa]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9erDZTAVjRU watching BME Pain Olympics.]]

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-->-- ~~[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpaShow~~ [[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9erDZTAVjRU watching BME Pain Olympics.]]

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->Oh, my god! '''''AAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!''''' Why is he tying his balls up?! Motherfucker tying a rope around his dick! What the ''hell?!'' Uh-uh! Oh, '''''GAAAWWWD, OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!''''' OH, GODDAMN! He just took it-... Oh, sh- Michael, no more! Come on!! GAWWWWD! ...'''OOH,''' '''''SHIT!''''' Michael, this is the worst I've ever seen! Turn it off, please! I'mma throw up! '''GOOD LORD, LOOKIT-THERE!''' My god, he pulled his nuts out!
-->-- [[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpaShow Angry Grandpa]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9erDZTAVjRU watching BME Pain Olympics.]]

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-->--''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829 #1829]]. As a side note,
->'''Veronica:''' Kirk?

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-->--''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829 #1829]]. As a side note,
->'''Veronica:''' Kirk?
#1829]].

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-->--'''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20071228002806/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcAz40pP7Y0 MBWrestler87]]''', viewing ''BME Pain Olympics''. (Video may or may not become available in the future, as the Website/WaybackMachine has expressed interest in emulating flash players due to the inpending death of UsefulNotes/{{Flash}})

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-->--'''R. Budd Dwyer'''[='s=] last words, spoken to reporters trying to take the gun away from him, mere seconds before he killed himself on live TV.

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-->--'''R. Budd Dwyer'''[='s=] last words, spoken to reporters trying to take the gun away from him, mere seconds before he ~~killed himself~~ AteHisGun on live TV.

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-->--'''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20071228002806/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcAz40pP7Y0 MBWrestler87]]''', viewing ''BME Pain Olympics''. (Video may or may not become available in the future, as the Website/WaybackMachine has expressed interest in emulating flash players due to the inpending death of UsefulNotes/Flash)

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-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcAz40pP7Y0 MBWrestler87]]''', viewing ''BME Pain Olympics''.

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~~-->--'''[[http://www.~~-->--'''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20071228002806/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcAz40pP7Y0 MBWrestler87]]''', viewing ''BME Pain ~~Olympics''.~~
Olympics''. (Video may or may not become available in the future, as the Website/WaybackMachine has expressed interest in emulating flash players due to the inpending death of UsefulNotes/Flash)

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-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5VGJFEsy40 This]] '''poor fucker''' about to view ''2kids1sandbox''.

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~~-->--[[http://www.~~-->--[[http://web.archive.org/web/20120607003213/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5VGJFEsy40 This]] '''poor fucker''' about to view ''2kids1sandbox''.

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->''"'''HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO'''"''
-->--'''Some soundbyte''' of the infamous Last Measure by the [[{{Troll}} GNAA]].

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~~->''"'''HEY EVERYBODY~~ ->''"'''HEY, EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY ~~PORNO'''"''~~
PORNO!!!'''"''
-->--'''Some ~~soundbyte'''~~ soundbyte of some guy''', which plays at full-blast on the infamous Last Measure by the [[{{Troll}} GNAA]].

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'''Stewie:''' No. ''No.'' Ah...ah! AH! AH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! OH MY GOD! Ah! Ah! Ah, I'm never gonna be able to eat ice cream again- OH MY GOD! OH! Ah...oh my god... AH! Oh, that is disgusting! Oh my god! Oh, can you imagine if two dudes did that? Oh my god, that'd be even worse! I mean, like, would that...would that even exist? I mean, like, where would you even find that? Let's type that in and see what comes up.

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'''Stewie:''' No. ''No.'' Ah...ah! AH! AH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! OH MY GOD! Ah! Ah! Ah, I'm never gonna be able to eat ice cream ~~again- OH~~ agAAAAOOOH MY GOD! OH! Ah...oh my god... AH! Oh, that is disgusting! Oh my god! Oh, can you imagine if two dudes did that? Oh my god, that'd be even worse! I mean, like, would that...would that even exist? I mean, like, where would you even find that? Let's type that in and see what comes up.

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-->--''Series/ICarly'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPy0PM9Ekk "iDate a Bad Boy"]].

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-->--''Series/ICarly'', ~~[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPy0PM9Ekk~~ "iDate a Bad ~~Boy"]].~~
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-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxoaYRefgJU on]] ''2 Girls 1 Cup''.

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-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ~~[[http://www.~~[[https://www.youtube.~~com/watch?v=JxoaYRefgJU~~ com/watch?v=BmjmcvWGIvk on]] ''2 Girls 1 Cup''.

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->''Sites that are extreme in nature and are not suitable for general consumption. Includes sites that revel and glorify in gore, human or animal suffering, scatological or other aberrant behaviors, perversities or debaucheries. It includes visual or written depictions deemed to be of an unusually horrific nature. These are salacious sites bereft of historical context, educational value or artistic merit created solely to debase, dehumanize or shock. Examples would include necrophilia, cannibalism, scat and amputee fetish sites.''
-->--[[http://sitereview.bluecoat.com/catdesc.jsp?catnum=7 Blue Coat Category description for the ''Extreme'' label.]]

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-->--'''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''TopGear''.

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-->--'''Jeremy Clarkson''', ~~''TopGear''.~~
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-->--''ICarly'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPy0PM9Ekk "iDate a Bad Boy"]].

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~~-->--''ICarly'',~~ -->--''Series/ICarly'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPy0PM9Ekk "iDate a Bad Boy"]].

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->''"OOOOH, THEY'RE EATING ICE CREAM! I LOVE ice cream! Eh.....wait a minute, that.....that doesn't look like ice cream. What....what is this? Huh.....WHAT IS THIS?!?! I....I don't want to use the inter--I'm done, I'm out, I don't want to use this anymore, I......"''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Pops]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj9V_I3oGUQ watching]] ''2 girls 1 cup''

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-->--'''GeorgeClooney''' to ''[[http://www.esquire.com/features/george-clooney-2-girls-1-cup-0408-3#ixzz1TYlNeuYi Esquire]]'', regarding ''2 Girls 1 Cup''.

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~~-->--'''GeorgeClooney'''~~ -->--'''Creator/GeorgeClooney''' to ''[[http://www.esquire.com/features/george-clooney-2-girls-1-cup-0408-3#ixzz1TYlNeuYi Esquire]]'', regarding ''2 Girls 1 Cup''.

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-->-'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcAz40pP7Y0 MBWrestler87]]''', viewing ''BME Pain Olympics''.

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~~-->-'''[[http://www.~~-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcAz40pP7Y0 MBWrestler87]]''', viewing ''BME Pain Olympics''.

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-->-''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxoaYRefgJU on]] ''2 Girls 1 Cup''.

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~~-->-''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'',~~ -->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxoaYRefgJU on]] ''2 Girls 1 Cup''.

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-->-''ICarly'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPy0PM9Ekk "iDate a Bad Boy"]].

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~~-->-''ICarly'',~~ -->--''ICarly'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPy0PM9Ekk "iDate a Bad Boy"]].

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-->-''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829 #1829]]. As a side note,

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~~-->-''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''~~ -->--''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829 #1829]]. As a side note,

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-->-[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5VGJFEsy40 This]] '''poor fucker''' about to view ''2kids1sandbox''.

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~~-->-[[http://www.~~-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5VGJFEsy40 This]] '''poor fucker''' about to view ''2kids1sandbox''.

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-->-The same '''poor fucker''', a few seconds later.

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~~-->-The~~ -->--The same '''poor fucker''', a few seconds later.

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-->-'''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''TopGear''.

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~~-->-'''Jeremy~~ -->--'''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''TopGear''.

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-->-'''R. Budd Dwyer'''[='s=] last words, spoken to reporters trying to take the gun away from him, mere seconds before he killed himself on live TV.

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~~-->-'''R.~~-->--'''R. Budd Dwyer'''[='s=] last words, spoken to reporters trying to take the gun away from him, mere seconds before he killed himself on live TV.

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-->-The '''typical reaction''' to a shock site.

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~~-->-The~~ -->--The '''typical reaction''' to a shock site.

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-->-The '''typical reaction''' to showing ''someone else'' a shock site.

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~~-->-The~~ -->--The '''typical reaction''' to showing ''someone else'' a shock site.

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-->-'''Some soundbyte''' of the infamous Last Measure by the [[{{Troll}} GNAA]].

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~~-->-'''Some~~ -->--'''Some soundbyte''' of the infamous Last Measure by the [[{{Troll}} GNAA]].

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-->-'''GeorgeClooney''' on ''[[http://www.esquire.com/features/george-clooney-2-girls-1-cup-0408-3#ixzz1TYlNeuYi Esquire]]'', regarding ''2 Girls 1 Cup''.

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~~-->-'''GeorgeClooney''' on~~ -->--'''GeorgeClooney''' to ''[[http://www.esquire.com/features/george-clooney-2-girls-1-cup-0408-3#ixzz1TYlNeuYi Esquire]]'', regarding ''2 Girls 1 Cup''.

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-->-'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giCd6Qlsymk mykylc]]''', after the "pop" in ''1 Man 1 Jar''...while eating natto.

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~~-->-'''[[http://www.~~-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giCd6Qlsymk mykylc]]''', after the "pop" in ''1 Man 1 Jar''...while eating natto.

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->'''Pintsize''': Hey Ms. Reed! I got a great picture of Marten the other day, check it out!\\
'''Marten''': '''''NO DON'T DO IT''''' --\\
'''Marten''': Aaaand now my mom's been goatse'd. Great.
-->-''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829 #1829]].
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--->'''Veronica''': Kirk?

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~~->'''Pintsize''':~~ ->'''Pintsize:''' Hey Ms. Reed! I got a great picture of Marten the other day, check it out!\\
~~'''Marten''':~~ '''Marten:''' '''''NO DON'T DO IT''''' --\\
~~'''Marten''':~~ '''Marten:''' Aaaand now my mom's been goatse'd. Great.
-->-''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829 #1829]].
** as #1829]]. As a side note
--->'''Veronica''': note,
->'''Veronica:''' Kirk?

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