"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. [clap clap clap] Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."
Jeff: You can't talk and then do a slow-clap.
Chang: You don't know that!
"Bravo, Dipper Pines! You've discovered our little secret! Applaud everyone, applaud sarcastically! ...Uh, no. That sounds too sincere, slower. Theeere we go. Nice and condescending."
-Wax Sherlock Holmes, Gravity Falls, "Headhunters"