Oh yeah, like
"Oooo, a sarcasm detector! Well,
that's a really useful invention!"
: "If you can't be anything but sarcastic, Feygor, shut the feth up!" Feygor
: "I'm not being sarcastic." Squad
: "Shut the feth up!" Feygor
: "It's this thing! This thing!" (indicates his augmetic voice-box)
"It makes me sound fething sarcastic even when I'm not!" Brostin
: "To be fair, you're sarcastic most of the time anyway
: "Not always." Yael
: "How can we tell when you're not being sarcastic?" Mktag
: "Maybe he could hold up a hand when he's actually being sarcastic for real. Like a signal." Feygor
: "Oh, that's a good idea." (beat, everyone looks at Feygor) Feygor
: (raises his hand reluctantly)
Okay, is it possible to work even slower? Ed:
You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible. Brandy:
I was totally being sarcastic Ed:
Oh well it shames me to admit it Miss Brandy but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like "Hey sarcastic comment coming" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.
Wait, here's an idea-you talk louder, and maybe they'll come to us. Archer:
We'd lose the element of surprise Lana. Lana:
That was sarcasm! Archer:
No way? Really? Because so was that, just now.
Oh that was sarcasm but I forgot to inflect. This sounds
way more like sarcasm. Inflection is
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! [leaves, slamming the door. beat. pokes his head back in]
By the way, I was being sarcastic! [slams door] Marge: Well, duh.
"Sorry, did that hurt? / That "sorry" was sarcasm / I am not sorry."
Are you serious? Death:
No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.