Aperture Announcer: Sarcasm self-test complete.
GLaDOS: Oh, good. That's back online.
Feygor: "I'm not being sarcastic."
Squad: "Shut the feth up!"
Feygor: "It's this thing! This thing!" (indicates his augmetic voice-box) "It makes me sound fething sarcastic even when I'm not!"
Brostin: "To be fair, you're sarcastic most of the time anyway."
Feygor: "Not always."
Yael: "How can we tell when you're not being sarcastic?"
Mktag: "Maybe he could hold up a hand when he's actually being sarcastic for real. Like a signal."
Feygor: "Oh, that's a good idea."
(beat, everyone looks at Feygor)
Feygor: (raises his hand reluctantly)
Ed: You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible.
Brandy:I was totally being sarcastic
Ed: Oh well it shames me to admit it Miss Brandy but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like "Hey sarcastic comment coming" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.
Archer: We'd lose the element of surprise Lana.
Lana: That was sarcasm!
Archer: No way? Really? Because so was that, just now.
Marge: Well, duh.
Death: No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.