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Oh yeah, like I'm sarcastic.
— Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle
GLaDOS: Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer. Good job on that, by the way.
Sarcasm Sphere: Sarcasm Self-Test Complete.
"You're right! Maybe I should just tell Marge what really happened! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa! I have serious mental problems!"
—Homer in full sarcasm mode, The Simpsons
"Oooo, a sarcasm detector! Well, that's a really useful invention!"
"Wow. Sarcasm. That's original."
—Dr. Horrible, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Domor: "If you can't be anything but sarcastic, Feygor, shut the feth up!"
Feygor: "I'm not being sarcastic."
Squad: "Shut the feth up!"
Feygor: "It's this thing! This thing!" (indicates his augmetic voice-box) "It makes me sound fething sarcastic even when I'm not!"
Brostin: "To be fair, you're sarcastic most of the time anyway."
Feygor: "Not always."
Yael: "How can we tell when you're not being sarcastic?"
Mktag: "Maybe he could hold up a hand when he's actually being sarcastic for real. Like a signal."
Feygor: "Oh, that's a good idea."
(beat, everyone looks at Feygor)
Feygor: (raises his hand reluctantly)
Tyrell: "I knew it! She's a spy!"
Brandy: Okay, is it possible to work even slower?
Ed: You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible.
Brandy:I was totally being sarcastic
Lana: Wait, here's an idea-you talk louder, and maybe they'll come to us.
Archer: We'd lose the element of surprise Lana.
Lana: That was sarcasm!
Archer: No way? Really? Because so was that, just now.
— Archer
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