Oh yeah, like I'm sarcastic.
— Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle
GLaDOS: Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer. Good job on that, by the way. beep Sarcasm Sphere self-Test complete.
Q&A: Do [you] use sarcasm?
Drake: What, me? Never.
GLaDOS: Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you've killed me. By the way, thanks for that!
Aperture Announcer: Sarcasm self-test complete.
"Oooo, a sarcasm detector! Well, that's a really useful invention!"
Domor: "If you can't be anything but sarcastic, Feygor, shut the feth up!"
Feygor: "I'm not being sarcastic."
Squad: "Shut the feth up!"
Feygor: "It's this thing! This thing!" (indicates his augmetic voice-box) "It makes me sound fething sarcastic even when I'm not!"
Brostin: "To be fair, you're sarcastic most of the time anyway."
Feygor: "Not always."
Yael: "How can we tell when you're not being sarcastic?"
Mktag: "Maybe he could hold up a hand when he's actually being sarcastic for real. Like a signal."
Feygor: "Oh, that's a good idea."
(beat, everyone looks at Feygor)
Feygor: (raises his hand reluctantly)
Brandy: Okay, is it possible to work even slower?
Ed: You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible.
Brandy:I was totally being sarcastic
Ed: Oh well it shames me to admit it Miss Brandy but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like "Hey sarcastic comment coming" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.
Lana: Wait, here's an idea-you talk louder, and maybe they'll come to us.
Archer: We'd lose the element of surprise Lana.
Lana: That was sarcasm!
Archer: No way? Really? Because so was that, just now.
Oh that was sarcasm but I forgot to inflect. This sounds way more like sarcasm. Inflection is sooo interesting.
Homer: Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! [leaves, slamming the door. beat. pokes his head back in] By the way, I was being sarcastic! [slams door]
"Sorry, did that hurt? / That "sorry" was sarcasm / I am not sorry."
—Zer0, Borderlands 2
Dean: Are you serious?