Ryan: [...] I went and fucking grew wheat and led a cow back-
Geoff: You grew wheat!
Michael: Wait, wait, did you get Edgar back?
Ryan: I dunno.
Michael: You just got a random cow, so as far as we know he's free in the wild-
Geoff: He doesn't give a fuck which cow it is.
Ryan: Yeah, Edgar is-
Michael: Of course it matters! That was the original Edgar!
Ryan: No, you don't understand: "Edgar" is the one in the hole.
Gabe: Is that it?
Gabe: That's just a bucket on roller-skates.
Tycho: It really wasn't a good investment.
Wash: Oh. Um...
Caboose: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Wash: They sorta used me to... replace you? On Blue team?
Church: Replace me?
Caboose: I wouldn't really use the word "replace," but there's no word for "take over for you and make everything better almost immediately." So we just say "replace."
Church: When did this happen? [...] Right after I left?!
Caboose: Well, it wasn't right after, but, y'know, but, it was like... five, ten seconds.
Church: You've gotta be kidding me.
Caboose: Life is short. We had to move on.
Church: I think I just got dumped by Caboose. This is un-fucking-believable!
Caboose: Yeah, it's not me. It's you. [...] Oh, um... we sorta call the new guy "Church," y'know, sometimes?
Wash: Caboose just finds it easier. The armor color confuses him... As do a lot of things.
Church: Let me get this straight, Agent Washington. You took my NAME, too?
Wash: It's only in certain circumstances.
Caboose: Like when we talk to him. Or when we fill out paperwork. Or sing Happy Birthday to him.
Church: YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!
Kala: I know, but...he needs me.
There was a tinker
And he was a thinker
The smartest man in all the world
He made a mechanical girl
For you see, his daughter passed away that summer
And though he knew he could not replace her
He missed his family