Quotes: Rage Quit

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Anonymous

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    Anime and Manga 

I could never accept defeat at the hands of vermin like you! I would quit before I would face that shame!
Freeza, Dragon Ball Kai

    Live-Action TV 

I know a few things Hardison. I know that an overcomplicated puzzle eventually begs the question 'is it really worth it?'.
Nate Ford, Leverage

When the going gets tough....quit!
H. Ross Perot, as played by Dana Carvey on Saturday Night Live

    Music 

I'll fidget with the digit dots
Frustration rules out there!
— "Computer Games", Mi-Sex (1980)

    Video Games 

Player 1 has flipped the table in a rage!
Tabletop Simulator

Yeah, I dare ya, RageQuit! C'mon, make us both happy!
The Scout, Team Fortress 2 domination taunt

Back when your father and grandfather played Team Fortress 2, being bad at the game was so shameful, they would rage-quit (a lengthy, painful process that involved pulling burning coal from the computer's furnace).

    Web Animation 

I know you provide the option to skip to the next chapter, but I'm NOT GONNA USE IT!

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

If someone serves you a dead dog for lunch, you do not STICK AROUND FOR THE PUDDING!'"

    Web Original 

Hundreds of thousand of minute decisions flood the zone. Top path or bottom. Guy on the left, guy on the right. What the fuck do I do with this asshole who is breathing fire at me...And looking at our nameless narrator, one wonders why he himself is not a bad enough dude to rescue the President. He looks the part. And for that matter, why the fuck isn't he giving me a gun, or perhaps a fighter jet with which to rescue the President. Why am I sent, alone and unarmed, against a horde of ninjas to rescue the President?

I am not a bad enough dude to rescue the President because the social order does not permit that self-definition. By asking me to be a bad dude, the social order sets me up for failure. The game could rescue its own damn President.

    Web Video 

WAAAAAAAAHHH!! MOOUUUUU IYA DAAA!tl 

That's not fair! THE GAME CAN'T CHANGE AS I'M PLAYING IT!! WHYYYYYYYYY?!

(sniff)

I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play anymore. I don't want to play this game. This game is terrifying.
Markiplier plays Vanish

Arin: Piece of shit!
Danny: Hey, you get a blue coin.
Arin: BLUE COIN SCHMOO COIN!
Danny: ....Okay.
Arin: WHO NEEDS A BLUE COIN WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FUCKIN MENTAL BREAKDOWN COMIN IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHATEVER THE BLUE COIN IS. GIVES ME SHINES AND SHIT. SHINES ARE FOR BULLSHIT. I DON'T EVEN CARE CAN'T BUY CRACK COCAINE WITH SHINE. YOU GOTTA USE REAL MONEY. HOW'RE YA GONNA MAKE MONEY?! GO ON THE BLACK MARKET SELL YOUR BODY TO ALL THE FUCKIN PEOPLE.
Danny: (I'm scared.)
Arin: THEY'RE LIKE "AAAAAAH THAT'S A PRETTY LITTLE BOY I'M GONNA STICK A PENIS INTO THAT BUTTHOLE" BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T SATISFY YOU. WHEN YOU HAVE THE COKE IT JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO GET MORE COKE SO THEN YOU GO AND YOU GET FUCKED IN THE ASS A LITTLE BIT MORE BY THIS GAME MARIO FUCKIN SUNSHINE!!
Danny: (off-mic) Suzy—! Suzy! I need an adult!

I'm still angry about that stage. And I will be angry about it forever. I'll leave a footnote about it in my will when I die of old age or something. Just be like, like, 'To whom it may concern. Fuck Top Zone, Act 2.' And they'll be like, what the hell does that even mean? And no one will know, but me. And no one will be able to ask me, for I am dead.
— Lets Player Darkness The Curse, on Hill Top Zone in his Sonic 2 XL Let's Play

COME OOOOONNNN!!! It won't let me get off! It won't let me get off the top! Fuck the 'Give Up' button! Here's the 'Fuck You' button! *throws controller*
Michael "Rage Quit" Jones, Rooster Teeth (from this particular Rage Quit episode)

FUCK YOU. I QUIT.
Simon Lane during the Yogscast playthrough of "I Get This Call Every Day", leaving Lewis Brindley to awkwardly finish the video

    Western Animation 

That's how nasty my game is, son! I send niggas runnin' away!
Cristal, The Boondocks