Quotes: Raging Stiffie

Ike Barinholtz: Woah! What... what is that?!
Bobby Lee: Sometimes I get morning wood.
Ike Barinholtz: It's two in the afternoon, Bobby!
Bobby Lee: I get afternoon wood.
Ike Barinholtz: Bobby, stop getting aroused!
Bobby Lee: Okay. Grandma... grandma... grandma... grandma...
Ike Barinholtz: It's getting bigger, Bobby.

"Half a teaspoon of crushed Jimmy Savile pelvis, and you’ll have an erection that lasts for a thousand years."