Ike Barinholtz: Woah! What... what is that?!
Bobby Lee: Sometimes I get morning wood.
Ike Barinholtz: It's two in the afternoon, Bobby!
Bobby Lee: I get afternoon wood.
Ike Barinholtz: Bobby, stop getting aroused!
Bobby Lee: Okay. Grandma... grandma... grandma... grandma...
Ike Barinholtz: It's getting bigger, Bobby.
"Half a teaspoon of crushed Jimmy Savile pelvis, and you’ll have an erection that lasts for a thousand years."
—Stuart Millard, "Jimmy Savile and David Icke - All the Pieces Matter"
"Let's all hope baseball's the only thing he's putting out there."
—Wendy Rieger, News 4 - commenting on the announcement of Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper's nude photos in ESPN The Magazine's "Body Issue"
"I love it when men just look at me and get hard through their clothes. To know that I really turn on a man, and he can't help it, is erotic. You know, making him have an erection in public and knowing he can't move because people will see."
—Barbara Moore, Playboy