"And another point for (insert ship here)."
—Ozpin's Running Gag, poking fun at the FNDM's Shipping Goggles
"Qrow, did you get drunk again? ...Of course he did. (mockingly) 'I'm Qrow! I get drunk! I have cool hair! Oh, is there a world to save or nieces that just lost their mom to take care of? I CAN'T TELL! I'M TOO STINKING DRUNK!'"
"Hey guys, it's me. Adam Taurus. And I'm- *coughing fit* Oh, sorry. It's really hard to talk like that. This is my real voice. It's how I sound like when I dream."
"And there you have it. A tale as old as time itself. I was never infallible, nor was I ever in control. Although I won't give into self-pity, I was much a victim as a perpetrator. It is for you to decide what I am for yourselves."
—Ozpin, after his Flashback concludes