Raphael: So, you do all this because you owe Shredder?
Xever: Eh, mostly I like having a job where I get to crack skulls every day.
Raphael: Okay, I can relate to that.
This man, Makarov, is fighting his own war, and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend.
— General Shepherd, Modern Warfare 2
"Who was I supposed to kill again? Ha, doesn't matter!"
— Deadpool, Marvel vs. Capcom 3
The Joker: It's simple. We... kill the Batman.
Maroni: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and
— The Scout, Team Fortress 2
"I do not care about the fight, only your pain!"
Who's gonna stop me? You? You couldn't stop an oil leak! But don't worry... I got everything I wanted from you long ago.
— Lockdown, Transformers Animated
Death is... whimsical today.
— Norman Stansfield, The Professional
It's guns! I love guns! Machine guns? That's even better! This'll be fun! [...] Sounds like death! And danger! Danger! Danger! What's happening in the dining cart? Is there blood? Who's killing who? Where did they get shot? I have to see! Things are starting to get exciting! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!
— Ladd Russo, Baccano!
Lord Beelzebub has never seen
A soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily!
— Voltaire, When You're Evil
Bullseye: I once tracked an Eskimo huntsman across 200 miles of frozen tundra on foot and killed him with an icicle made of my own frozen feces.
Kingpin: Who on Earth would hire you to do that?
Bullseye: Nobody. I did that for fun.
Kingpin: You're a madman.
Bullseye: I kill people for a living. What did you expect?
— Bullseye, Punisher Max #6
Hobgoblin: You can't talk to me like I'm just some punk!
Norman Osborn: Before the wing and the weapons, you were just a punk! An ambitious hood in a mask. I made you the Hobgoblin, and now I'm unmaking you.
Hobgoblin: You owe me, Osborn. And I'll take the wing as my down-payment...
Look, kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, okay? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want 'cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which... you ain't gonna get.
— Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
Jefferson: You drop that and we all die!
Psycho: And yet I don't seem to care. Must be why they call me PSYCHO!
Walter: I highly recommend pissing yourself... followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.
Jan: [breaks out in psychotic laughter] Now that's fuckin' great...! Cause I gotta tell you, plowin' through you people was really startin' to BORE THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!
I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
— Evil Overlord List entry #44
Baron Wulfenbach: Dupree, when I say the words "Alive and unharmed" — do any neurons actually fire in that brain of yours?
Bangladesh Dupree: Um — No sir!
Baron Wulfenbach: I thought not.
I can't believe I get paid to do this! I love watching you prawns die.
— Koobus Venter. District 9
You're not having any fun, are you, Sean? Why don't you come with us? Try terrorism-for-hire, we'll blow some shit up, it's more fun!
— Castor Troy, Face/Off