Quotes / Professor Guinea Pig

Each one of these researchers has been voted "Most likely to inject themselves with the Omega Serum while shouting, 'Dammit, there's no time for testing!'"

Dr. Jack Barnes says: "Don't fuck with science!"

Unfortunately, all my test animals have died or escaped, so I shall be the final subject. I feel no fear. This is a momentous night.
— Laboratory Notes, final entry (Flavor Text of Insectile Aberration, Magic: The Gathering)