Quotes / Professor Guinea Pig

Each one of these researchers has been voted "Most likely to inject themselves with the Omega Serum while shouting, 'Dammit, there's no time for testing!'"

Dr. Jack Barnes says: "Don't fuck with science!"

Unfortunately, all my test animals have died or escaped, so I shall be the final subject. I feel no fear. This is a momentous night.
— Laboratory Notes, final entry (Flavor Text of Insectile Aberration, Magic: The Gathering)

My cannibalistic ex-colleagues are a crude experiment; they are an axe when I need a scalpel. It is time to refine my work! It is time to risk myself in the pursuit of knowledge: tonight, I will take my first microdose of the Filth. Doses on such a small scale should allow my body to adjust to the changes without suffering the more... severe side-effects...
Dr Klein, The Secret World