Each one of these researchers has been voted "Most likely to inject themselves with the Omega Serum while shouting, 'Dammit, there's no time for testing!'"
Dr. Jack Barnes says: "Don't fuck with science!"
Unfortunately, all my test animals have died or escaped, so I shall be the final subject. I feel no fear. This is a momentous night.
My cannibalistic ex-colleagues are a crude experiment; they are an axe when I need a scalpel. It is time to refine my work! It is time to risk myself in the pursuit of knowledge: tonight, I will take my first microdose of the Filth. Doses on such a small scale should allow my body to adjust to the changes without suffering the more... severe side-effects...
—Dr Klein, The Secret World