"Police say that they are looking for a black man in his twenties. And that they always will be."
— Russell Howard, Unlikely Lines to Hear on Crimewatch, Mock the Week
"I only did it because the group of girls I hung out with in middle school did and never got caught. And of course the ONE time they convinced me to try it with them, I got picked out and searched. Me, the only black girl in the group!"
— Zoey Wade, after it was revealed that she got caught for shoplifting in her youth, Queen B
