Quotes: Parental Bonus

Rocky: Bullwinkle, that's a team of girls! What kind of games can you play with girls?
Bullwinkle: Wow, this really is a kid's show. Parcheesi, of course!

"No, I don't know why kiddie movies keep referencing Taxi Driver, either."
The Agony Booth, recap of Quest for Camelot

Andre, Robbie, Jade, Cat, Beck and Trina: WHERE'S THE BEEF?
Tori: Okay, kids won't get that reference!
Victorious, "April Fools Blank"

"Although my book is intended mainly for the entertainment of boys and girls, I hope it will not be shunned by men and women on that account, for part of my plan has been to pleasantly remind adults of what they were themselves, and of how they felt and thought and talked, and what queer enterprises they sometimes find themselves engaged in."

"Let me paw near your breasts, briefly exciting any dads in the audience."