"My father says she was born lucky. He says I was lucky to be born."
—Prince Zuko (about his sister Azula), Avatar The Last Airbender
"I am gonna lose my mind — my parents just brag and brag about my brother! 'Oh, he's in a room above the garage!' BIG DEAL! He's an ex-con!"
—Pickles the Drummer, Metalocalypse
"I love my son Thor and not my son Loki! My parenting is most inequitable!"
"Play the victim all you want, but you and me? We know the truth. Dad loved you best. More than Michael...more than me. Then he brought the new baby home, aaaand you couldn't handle it."
—Gabriel to Lucifer, Supernatural