"My colleague is a doctor of medicine. I am a Doctor of many things."
— The Doctor, Doctor Who
"After I got my Ph.D., my mother took great relish in introducing me as, 'This is my son, he's a doctor but not the kind that helps people.'"
— Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Aris Boch: Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.
Dr. Jackson: I'm an archaeologist.
Aris Boch: I know, but you're also a doctor.
Dr. Jackson: ...of archeology.
Dogen: What do you think's wrong with my brain, Doctor?
Dr. Loboto: How should I know? I'm a dentist.
Police Officer: I'm sorry Mister Cooper but...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper: Doctor Cooper.
Police Officer: [To Leonard] Seriously?
Dr. Leonard Hofstader: Not the kind with access to drugs.
"I don't think he's the kind of doctor who'd say, 'Turn your head and cough!'"
Buck Laughlin: Well, we're here with Dr. Theodore Millbank, President of the Mayflower Kennel Club, and Doctor, let me ask you something: I've got a little bursitis in my shoulder. Do you recommend heat or cold?
Dr. Millbank: I'm not that kind of doctor.
Buck Laughlin: *chuckling* I know that. *to the camera* I'm just kidding the doctor. He's not that kind of doctor, but he's got such a good sense of humor we like to have a few laughs.
Jim: Well, you've gotta help her!
Doppler: Dangit, Jim, I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but not that kind of doctor, I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you're useless!
"Oh hell, is that guy dead? Dammit, I'm a doctor not a... normal doctor!"
"I'm a doctor, not the doctor."
— Dr. Zev Cohen, Mass Effect 1
Dr. Burr: Give me room, I'm a doctor!
Alfred: Wait! Are you a medical doctor?
Dr. Burr: I am tonight.
—Beware the Batman, "Safe"