Quotes: Not That Kind of Doctor
"My colleague is a doctor of medicine. I am a Doctor of many things."
"After I got my Ph.D., my mother took great relish in introducing me as, 'This is my son, he's a doctor but not the kind that helps people.'"
— Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
: Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound. Dr. Jackson
: I'm an archaeologist. Aris Boch
: I know, but you're also a doctor. Dr. Jackson
: ...of archeology
: What do you think's wrong with my brain, Doctor? Dr. Loboto
: How should I know? I'm a dentist
I'm sorry Mister Cooper but... Dr. Sheldon Cooper: Doctor
Cooper. Police Officer:
] Seriously? Dr. Leonard Hofstader:
Not the kind with access to drugs.
"I don't think he's the kind of doctor who'd say, 'Turn your head and cough!'"
Well, we're here with Dr. Theodore Millbank, President of the Mayflower Kennel Club, and Doctor, let me ask you something: I've got a little bursitis in my shoulder. Do you recommend heat or cold? Dr. Millbank:
I'm not that kind of doctor. Buck Laughlin:
*chuckling* I know that. *to the camera* I'm just kidding the doctor. He's not that kind of doctor, but he's got such a good sense of humor we like to have a few laughs.
Well, you've gotta help her! Doppler:
Dangit, Jim, I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but not that kind of doctor, I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you're useless!
"Oh hell, is that guy dead? Dammit, I'm a doctor not a... normal doctor!"
a doctor, not
: Give me room, I'm a doctor! Alfred
: Wait! Are you a medical doctor? Dr. Burr
: I am tonight.
Do you feel that people who insist upon referring to themselves as "doctor" simply because they hold Ph.D. degrees, which are about as rare as air molecules, tend to be self-important weenies?
Bobby Draper: *to Dr. Calvet* Do you give out a lot of shots?
Dr. Emil Calvet: Haha, I am not a medical doctor, I am a professor.
Don Draper: When you have a high degree in any field, they call you a doctor. It's from the Middle Ages.
(Doctor Octopus crashes through the wall of the Daily Bugle newsroom.
Your cheap health plan doesn't cover office visits. (Marches through office, trashing tables as he goes, punches through the wall and climbs out.
Amy: I thought you were a doctor?
: Ross actually has a PHD