Quotes / No Sense of Humor

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cosy."

— Ron Weasley, Harry Potter

Jack Darby: Hey, Optimus? Wanna see something funny?
Optimus Prime: No.

— Transformers: Prime

"My dad's pranking me, right? Wait, he couldn't be, he has no sense of humor."

— Adrien, Miraculous Ladybug

Dwarfs are well known for their sense of humor. People point them out and say, "Those little devils haven't got a sense of humor."

— Discworld

Now, no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife. And some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do.

— The Colonel, Monty Python's Flying Circus

"The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. Get a clue, Clowny! He's got no sense of humour! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape! Not that you ever had a good joke..."

— Terry McGinnis, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, part of his "The Reason You Suck" Speech against Joker.

"I'm an ageless alien hybrid and angst-ridden. What do you want? New jokes?"

— Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics), Off Panel

"Oh, you were making a joke...Yeah, I think you did that once before. Sorry, I don't like humor."

— Valencia, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

"Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical."

—Lt. Saavik, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"I had fun once, and it was awful."

—Benito Juárez, Hark! A Vagrant

"I don't get it. What's so funny?"

—Melvin Sneedly, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

The Joker: Y'know, you remind me of Bats.
The Terminator: Who is Bats?
The Joker: Just another jerk with no sense of humor.

— Mortal Kombat 11

"Tell me, what's the first thing a hacker does once he breaks into a system?"
"I don't know," Quentin said. "He steals a bunch of credit card numbers and subscribes to a lot of really premium porn sites?"
"He sets up a back door."
It was good to know that even having attained enlightenment, Penny was still impervious to humour.

—The Magician King

Shadow: …That was a joke. You guys can laugh.
Omega: DO NOT UNDERSTAND. EXPLAIN THE JOKE.
Shadow: Eh, if you explain it's not really funny…
Omega: EXPLAIN. THE JOKE.
Shadow: Oh, fine, okay. Well, uh, "ligma" isn't a thing. So naturally, you ask, "what is ligma?" And I say, "ligma balls", which sounds like, "lick my balls", which is funny because you wouldn't do that. Probably.
Omega: I LACK ORGANS FOR LICKING.
Shadow: No, not you wouldn't because you can't, you wouldn't because… it's gay? I think? (to himself) Am I being homophobic?
Omega: COMPREHENSION ERROR. TO INSTALL HUMOR DRIVER, INSERT THE CORRECT CDS.
Shadow: What CDs—
Omega: SEE DEEZ NUUUUTS!

— "What is ligma" by Jehtt

Stan: Mysterious activity? In the Mystery Shack? You gotta be joking!
Powers: I assure you I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that makes me physically incapable of experiencing humor.
Stan: (Laughs nervously)
Powers: I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.

— Gravity Falls, "Scary-oke"

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